u/unhinged_zippleback

Ladies, why don’t u like being eaten?

Question for the ladies out there. I have a friend and she mentioned she does not like her pussy getting eaten by her partner, and that for me is such a foreign statement kase she’s a throat goat but doesn’t like being eaten.

Ladies, what might be the reason she or maybe some of you don’t like your pussies eaten out, but also still love giving bj’s?

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u/unhinged_zippleback — 5 days ago

The “Overworked and Underfucked” Phrase

I’ve been using this phrase a lot actually. Especially throughout college kase nga “school is so hard and stressful” that you feel that you are overworked and underfucked. Btw, I’m not invalidating all y’all struggles, students. It’s just that when you eventually get a job, the phrase above’s gonna have a deeper meaning and you’re gonna feel it in every fiber of your being.

Your 8 hour shifts, 5 days a week, stress from work, pressure of the world now that you’re earning and dream of a financially independent life. At the end of the week, at you look at your bank account and you realize you’re earning change for the effort you put in? The phrase above magically gets a whole new meaning.

“I am overworked and underfucked” magically becomes infinitely heavier and u feel it deeper than you’ve ever had 😂.

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u/unhinged_zippleback — 11 days ago

The “Overworked and Underfucked” Phrase

I’ve been using this phrase a lot actually. Especially throughout college kase nga “school is so hard and stressful” that you feel that you are overworked and underfucked. Btw, I’m not invalidating all y’all struggles, students. It’s just that when you eventually get a job, the phrase above’s gonna have a deeper meaning and you’re gonna feel it in every fiber of your being.

Your 8 hour shifts, 5 days a week, stress from work, pressure of the world now that you’re earning and dream of a financially independent life. At the end of the week, at you look at your bank account and you realize you’re earning change for the effort you put in? The phrase above magically gets a whole new meaning.

“I am overworked and underfucked” magically becomes infinitely heavier and u feel it deeper than you’ve ever had 😂.

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u/unhinged_zippleback — 11 days ago

The Birth of a Kink

Studies show that high school is where a person forms their lasting identities. But it didn’t say that it includes your lasting kinks.

During my high school days (2k14-17), around 3rd to 4th year, I met this girl at school. She was your typical smart, innocent looking, shy girl. We were worlds apart in terms of hobbies, friend groups, and interests. But sometimes fate has a way of doing things. You see, something happened in school that prompted me to message said girl. One thing led to another, the conversation turned to horny stuff, and we ended up masturbating together online, through video-chat. Mind you this was both our first times doing said thing, and oh my days, did we enjoy it. I cummed a truck load that time and had one of my best orgasms ever. The excitement u get from seeing some touch themselves to you touching yourself was so exhilarating that made it feel so good. It was because of this exact moment that I developed a kink for doing horny shit through online/video-chat that I have to this day. We had a fun few months of doing it, It stopped for a few years then It happened in college again, but now, sadly she already has a partner.

Being older now, it makes me happy and horny still when reminiscing the good old days. The days when hormones and urges took up 80% of your whole decision making.

Friend, if you’re on here (I know u are u kinky lady) reading this, I hope you’re doing well. Stay strong kayo ng bebe mo.

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u/unhinged_zippleback — 20 days ago

25M4F

Hi! Looking for an exclusive Fubu/Fwb setup to satisfy our physiological needs, relieve stress, all while being safe against the rising STDs/STI’s in the city. Feel free to DM me!

About me:
•25yo

•5’10

•Slim-Athletic physique (I used to workout)

•Employed

•Average looks (definitely NOT handsome)

•Tested negative for HIV, Syphilis and Hepatitis (willing to be tested again for your assurance)

About you:
•Employed (so we can go halfsies and do more stuff or you can be rich lmao idc as long as u carry your own weight in the setup 😂)

•Normal BMI or can be slightly above (I like thicc women too)

•Height doesn’t matter

•Recently tested and/or willing to be tested again

•Willing to try out kinks and fetishes (Freaky for short)

P.s. it would be an added bonus if you were on any form of birth control so we can do bareback and creampies and not be anxious about it 😂.

Shoot a dm!

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u/unhinged_zippleback — 1 month ago

25M4F Lf exclusive FUBU

Hi! I’m 25, employed and looking for an exclusive fubu setup where we can use each other and be safe about it.

About me:
• 5’10
• Slim athletic physique
• Clean (recently tested)
• Masuroy sa mall ang looks (I think)

About you:
• Legal age (no pdf shi)
• Kind
• Great sense of humor
• idc abt your height
• Slim, thicc or in between body type
• Preferably on any form of bc (I kinda have a breeding kink)
• Clean and Hygienic (recently tested and I love eating pussies btw)

Shoot me a dm 🫶🏼

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u/unhinged_zippleback — 2 months ago