u/vinegar-ghost

Me: I'm an artist, agèd punk rocker, cat mom, teacher, and vintage slinger. Certified bug lifeguard at the pool. Smart cookie with a top tier laugh. Very warm, very silly, very fun to be around. Radical in the streets, submissive in the sheets. Generous with affection. Romantic. I’m a life-long learner, self-indulgent hedonist, and a maximalist aesthete who wants to know more and do more and see more. More is more. Have lived in 4 countries, and originally from Canada. Bi cis woman (but in a phase where I'm particularly interested in meeting a man).

I love: Wikipedia rabbit holes, the comedy of Nathan Fielder/Tim Robinson/Kumail Nanjiani, critters of all sorts, campfire ghost stories, chocolate, an ice cold filthy martini, BDSM, and listening to podcasts while I play solitaire on my phone.

I hate: ChatGPT, billionaires, bigots, contemporary pop music, Bichon Frisé, drinking room temperature water

Physically: plus size, verified hottie, tattooed, long light brown hair with Betty bangs, hazel eyes, pierced nose and ears, and an artsy, colourful, feminine sense of style. I’m a fat liberationist and my partners must fully enjoy and adore my fat bod, so please only message me if that’s you. I'm a fat hourglass, short, big breasts, big ass, wide hips, full belly, soft all over.

I've been polyamorous for 4 years and I live with my nonbinary spouse of 13 years and two cats in Arlington, TX. I am looking for a long-term romantic relationship. I test regularly and if you see other people, I need the same. I am emotionally available, and I also need the same. I am looking for someone local. I do not want a casual hookup, I am not interested in FWB. I am interested in a relationship.

My Type: men who are emotionally intelligent communicators with funny stories to tell me. Hearts of gold. Introverts. Silly geese. Genuinely seeking some actual romance and dating, and not just the physical. Must love animals, hate fascism, be kinky, and appreciate the arts. No need to be all that politically active, but you gotta love human rights for all. It might be an unpopular ask here in TX, but I want to connect with someone who has similar values. Short kings, skinny lanky boys, dad bods, beefy dudes, men with moustaches, and cat dads to the front. All races welcome. I only find beards attractive when they are well kept, and if yours isn't, it will be an automatic 'no' from me. A good sense of style, grooming, and hygiene goes a long way for me! Ages 30-50, and I usually don't make exceptions on age, but shoot your shot if you're in close range.

I send photos of myself immediately in my first message, so please be prepared to do the same and with multiple photos (I want to know if there's mutual attraction from the jump). Please tell me a bit about yourself - your hobbies and interests, your looks, your age and location - in your opening message. Impress me by being lucid and polite, and by not saying anything creepy. No penis stats or unsolicited dick pics, please. If you just say "hey", I will ignore your message, sorry. You gotta match my energy somewhat - this is a good post, so send a good message, and I'll respond.

Me: I'm an artist, agèd punk rocker, cat mom, teacher, and vintage slinger. Certified bug lifeguard at the pool. Smart cookie with a top tier laugh. Very warm, very silly, very fun to be around. Radical in the streets, submissive in the sheets. Generous with affection. Romantic. I’m a life-long learner, self-indulgent hedonist, and a maximalist aesthete who wants to know more and do more and see more. More is more. Have lived in 4 countries, and originally from Canada. Bi cis woman (but in a phase where I'm particularly interested in meeting a man).

I love: Wikipedia rabbit holes, the comedy of Nathan Fielder/Tim Robinson/Kumail Nanjiani, critters of all sorts, campfire ghost stories, chocolate, an ice cold filthy martini, BDSM, and listening to podcasts while I play solitaire on my phone.

I hate: ChatGPT, billionaires, bigots, contemporary pop music, Bichon Frisé, drinking room temperature water

Physically: plus size, verified hottie, tattooed, long light brown hair with Betty bangs, hazel eyes, pierced nose and ears, and an artsy, colourful, feminine sense of style. I’m a fat liberationist and my partners must fully enjoy and adore my fat bod, so please only message me if that’s you. I'm a fat hourglass, short, big breasts, big ass, wide hips, full belly, soft all over.

I've been polyamorous for 4 years and I live with my nonbinary spouse of 13 years and two cats in Arlington, TX. I am looking for a long-term romantic relationship. I test regularly and if you see other people, I need the same. I am emotionally available, and I also need the same. I am looking for someone local. I do not want a casual hookup, I am not interested in FWB. I am interested in a relationship.

My Type: men who are emotionally intelligent communicators with funny stories to tell me. Hearts of gold. Introverts. Silly geese. Genuinely seeking some actual romance and dating, and not just the physical. Must love animals, hate fascism, be kinky, and appreciate the arts. No need to be all that politically active, but you gotta love human rights for all. It might be an unpopular ask here in TX, but I want to connect with someone who has similar values. Short kings, skinny lanky boys, dad bods, beefy dudes, men with moustaches, and cat dads to the front. All races welcome. I only find beards attractive when they are well kept, and if yours isn't, it will be an automatic 'no' from me. A good sense of style, grooming, and hygiene goes a long way for me! Ages 30-50, and I usually don't make exceptions on age, but shoot your shot if you're in close range.

I send photos of myself immediately in my first message, so please be prepared to do the same and with multiple photos (I want to know if there's mutual attraction from the jump). Please tell me a bit about yourself - your hobbies and interests, your looks, your age and location - in your opening message. Impress me by being lucid and polite, and by not saying anything creepy. No penis stats or unsolicited dick pics, please. If you just say "hey", I will ignore your message, sorry. You gotta match my energy somewhat - this is a good post, so send a good message, and I'll respond.

Me: I'm an artist, agèd punk rocker, cat mom, teacher, and vintage slinger. Certified bug lifeguard at the pool. Smart cookie with a top tier laugh. Very warm, very silly, very fun to be around. Radical in the streets, submissive in the sheets. Generous with affection. Romantic. I’m a life-long learner, self-indulgent hedonist, and a maximalist aesthete who wants to know more and do more and see more. More is more. Have lived in 4 countries, and originally from Canada. Bi cis woman.

I love: Wikipedia rabbit holes, the comedy of Nathan Fielder/Tim Robinson/Kumail Nanjiani, critters of all sorts, campfire ghost stories, chocolate, an ice cold filthy martini, BDSM, and listening to podcasts while I play solitaire on my phone.

I hate: ChatGPT, billionaires, bigots, contemporary pop music, Bichon Frisé, drinking room temperature water

Physically: plus size, certified hottie, tattooed, long light brown hair with Betty bangs, hazel eyes, pierced nose and ears, and an artsy, colourful, feminine sense of style. I’m a fat liberationist and my partners must fully enjoy and adore my fat bod, so please only message me if that’s you. I'm a fat hourglass, short, big breasts, big ass, wide hips, full belly, soft all over.

I've been polyamorous for 4 years and I live with my nonbinary spouse of 13 years and two cats in Arlington, TX. I am looking for a long-term romantic relationship. I test regularly and if you see other people, I need the same. I am emotionally available, and I also need the same. I am looking for someone local.

My Type: men who are emotionally intelligent communicators with funny stories to tell me. Hearts of gold. Introverts. Daddy energy. Genuinely seeking some actual romance and dating, and not just the physical. Must love animals, hate fascism, be kinky, and appreciate the arts. No need to be all that politically active, but you gotta love human rights for all. It might be an unpopular ask here in TX, but I want to connect with someone who has similar values. Short kings, skinny lanky boys, dad bods, beefy dudes, men with moustaches, and cat dads to the front. All races welcome. I only find beards attractive when they are well kept, and if yours isn't, it will be an automatic 'no' from me. A good sense of style, grooming, and hygiene goes a long way for me! Ages 30-50, and I usually don't make exceptions on age, but shoot your shot if you're in close range.

Please don't tell me anything about your penis in your initial message. Impress me by being lucid and polite instead.

Me: I'm a certified Hot Girl, artist, agèd punk rocker, and vintage slinger. Smart cookie with a top tier laugh. Very warm, very silly, very fun to be around. Generous with affection. I’m a life-long learner, self-indulgent hedonist, and a maximalist aesthete who wants to know more and do more and see more. More is more. Have lived in 4 countries and originally from Canada. Cat mom who works in education and the arts. Tattooed brunette with Betty bangs and an artsy, colourful sense of style.

WHEN YOU DM ME: Tell me some of your hobbies, your age, and where you are in DFW. (Don't tell me anything about your dick unless I ask, I beg you. Don't send me dick measurements or pictures.) When we connect, I'll send you photos of me, then you send me a photo of you (of your face, not your genitals). Stuck on what to say? Ask me what my hobbies are.

I'm into Domination/submission, rope bondage, impact, sensation play, body worship, creative dirty talk, and and being the biggest slut at the antique mall. The list is long and I keep adding more. Happy to talk about it early on, but let's not lead with it.

I’m a fat liberationist and my partners must fully enjoy and adore my fat bod, so please only message me if that’s you. I'm a fat hourglass, short, big breasts, big ass, wide hips, full belly, soft all over.

I'm polyamorous and I live with my spouse in TX. I am looking for a long-term romantic relationship. I test regularly and if you see other people, I expect the same. I am emotionally available, and I also expect the same.

My Type: men who are emotionally intelligent communicators with funny stories to tell me. Introverts. Genuinely seeking some actual romance and dating, and not just sex. Must love animals, hate fascism, be kinky, and appreciate the arts. No need to be all that politically active, but you gotta love human rights for all. It might be an unpopular ask here in TX, but I want to connect with someone who has similar values. Short kings, skinny lanky boys, dad bods, men with moustaches, and cat dads to the front. I only find beards attractive when they are well kept, and if yours isn't, it will be an automatic 'no' from me. A good sense of style, grooming, and hygiene goes a long way for me! Ages 30-50, and I usually don't make exceptions.