u/wakeandbakemfs

luyaha i-work ron oy, makatapol kaayo ang weather.

Quota na kaayo ko aning mga laki namikil sa akoa sukad pa gahapon ba gkan sa buyer sa akong libro na baligya, ka workmate and ka chat.

Grabe ka lss nako ani nga kanta like sobra 1 week na hahahahahaha mao na yata akong anthem of my wishful thinking na I have someone.

Madala raman guro ni ug tulog noh? Walking na lang nako ni oy giatay.

EDIT: ang song diay kay I Miss You by Incubus hehe nice gyud ang songs ani na album Make Yourself, skl.

Looking for someone around 27–35 para same wavelength ra, lol. No pressure, no expectations, just a decent conversation about life, work, random thoughts, memes, or whatever keeps the chat going.

If you're also looking for a constant kausap, send me a message with a fun fact about yourself or your current hyperfixation. 👋

I’m here looking for a kausap because my brain has too many tabs open and none of them are loading properly.

What I offer:

• Instant replies (unless I overthink and disappear for 3–5 business days)
• Random facts nobody asked for
• Meme energy ranging from “haha” to “why did I send this at 3am”
• Deep talks that suddenly turn into “what if animals had jobs”

What I’m looking for:

• Someone to talk to about literally anything
• Bonus points if you also send random thoughts like “do fish get thirsty?”

No pressure, no weird vibes—just two people trying to survive existence one chat at a time.

No boring ‘hi’ or ‘hello’ - this is not a customer service hotline.

Simple ra man gyud unta akong wish ba. Nga unta kung makauyab ko, kanang same wavelength nako. Kanang pareho nako ka-weird, makasabot sa akong mga trip sa life, ug dili mapuol sa akong mga huna-huna. Kanang puyde ra kaayo nako mastoryahan sa bisan unsa nga walay filter.

Pero ambot ba, kung kanus-a ka maghuna-huna nga nakakita na ka og someone nga imong bet, diha pa gyud kalit maghatag og plot twist ang kalibutan. Fuck up gyud kaayo basta mag-expect ta (or get my hopes up) kay sa ending, magkabuang gyud ang tanan. Gusto ra man gyud unta ko og smart nga uyab, kind, ug kanang ginasabtan akong mga trip sa kinabuhi pero ngano man nga kung ako nay storyaan, mura mag wala gyuy swerte.

Malas gyud kaayo ko pag-abot sa lalaki ay, hahahaha. Mag-tomboy na lang guro ko ani oy, basin diri pa ko swertehon. Kapoy na sige og sugal unya pildi pirme.

I'm currently looking for someone to talk to or hang out with nothing heavy or complicated, just a genuine connection to break the ice.

If you’re down to grab a coffee, go for a random joyride, or just swap some interesting stories, feel free to send me a message and tell me a bit about yourself!