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We are headed to Portland in the next few weeks, dates not known yet.

We are looking to gave a little fun while in town.

*Solo men: be between 32-45yo, HWP,

5.5 - 6.5in and cut, must be ok with DP/DVP. be well trimed or shaved no one likes hair in their mouth. He is straight, so no MM action

*Solo women come as you are! We love all women!

* Couples same as above

Blank profiles or DMs without 🎈 will be ignored unless pics are sent with dm.

Sorry for the long post.

The wife wants to be in the middle of two men. However, she's looking for something specific.

Looking for men between 35 and 45,

6 inches or less [ non-negotiable]

Circumcised [non negotiable]

Well groomed [manscaped, doesn't need to be shaved just neat. No one likes hair in their food]

Decent shape [dad bods and a little extra are ok]

Wants someone she's never played with before

No names

Husband is not a cuck and will be joining too, with NO male on male action.

If she likes you we will reach out.

Blank profiles or hidden post profiles will be ignored.

If interested, send a DM with a 🎈at the start so we know you read it all

In DM send pic of cock with ruler or tape measure

body shot with or without face, your call what city you are in, and age.

Headed to Elliott Bay hot tubs in Federal Way on Sat, and we are looking for women or select couples/single men to join us. All body types welcome, men be 6in or less and cut

Fisted in the swing