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Welcome to Dick’s Daily Catch, right here off of Commercial Street here in P-town. While other shacks serve up rubbery meat, we specialize in the freshest, most succulent catch straight from the beach. Today’s special is a premium 30-year-old blond, caught fresh off the dunes. He’s been marinating in the New England sun until his skin is a perfect pink. Standing naked and trembling in front of our shingle-style storefront, head bowed in deep embarrassment, he’s ready to be served. While the hungry bears crowd around clutching their empty buns, our chef gets to work slathering this flaccid delicacy in premium butter, ensuring every inch is glistening and ready for consumption.

Stop by today, our fresh catch is here for a limited time.