u/wishabish_woods-88

Wanted it shaken not stirred correct?

At least someone knows how to get the job done

Hello all you unhinged locals to the Spokane CoeurdAlene area 😁

Decided to bless your feeds with this fishnet situation I’ve got going on. Yes, it’s as see-through as it looks. No, I’m not sorry. Quick public service announcement: I get absolutely slammed with messages when I post and I genuinely don’t get through them all. If you want any shot at a reply, bring something better than “hey” or a random dick pic. Be witty, unhinged, creative, or match my dark sense of humor. 😈 Bonus points if you make me actually laugh. Single girlies & curious ladies get priority 💋 I’m much more likely to respond if you have a pussy, not if you ARE a pussy, big difference. To the couples out there hunting for their unicorn: zero disrespect, I wish you luck on your noble quest. I’m just not volunteering for unicorn duty today. Keep grinding though, you’ll find her. So… make your message count. Hit me with your best shot.

Who’s feeling brave? 🔥Stand out or be left out