u/yappingderg

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new friends !

Crackers, Dallas, and Spritz! all Small/Med!

i hecking LOVE the colors on all of them. Dallas and Crackers are a little too similar and i realised that too late but oh well xD
The little shimmer/slight marbling on Spritz is INSANE it's now one of my fav pours in my collection!

sorry for blurry pics i was running on last charge % and this is all i could do lmao

u/yappingderg — 5 days ago

Deuce is amazing and everyone should get one (smol review)

I bought Deuce on a sale a few months ago annnd finally actually got him in my hands a few weeks back. Mine here is Small/Medium.
I honestly didn't really like his visuals on release, but he did look like a really.. "effective" model... and it absolutely fucking is. !!!

Deuce feels absolutely insanely good. I think i can compare it to a Njoy Pure wand, BUT in much much much more comfortable, softer silicone form. The head DIGS into my g-spot and, idk, kneads it or something. Not sure how to explain that.
I can't outright feel the texture on the tip, but it absolutely adds some more.. friction? to the action, really making it feel like some sort of massage.
My fav way to use Deuce is to sit on him in my chair, lean back, and just rock my hips back and forth, OR to thrust him with my hand in that same position. When i'm just fully lying on my back he feels quite a bit gentler which is nice too, but i just liked the intensity of first variant wayyy too much xD
I do also like to do some longer thrusts with him, and the girth increasement towards the base feels really nice! I could hilt him quite easily.

I don't reeeeally feel the textures on his shaft. But i can totally feel that it is not completely "smooth". ABSOLUTELY not sandpapery though, way gentler than Orochi.
but it looks super nice. I like to just put him in the sunlight and squish him a bit to see how shades on every scale shifts position, idk it's just a bit of weird eye candy to me x3

There are just 2 downsides to this toy. First is base being hard to clean - it has a crease kinda like Nox and i have to really dig with my finger to wash it all out. Second is not exaaactly a downside i guess.. but he is a bit hard to insert at first. ALMOST as hard as some equine models, despite having quite rounded head. This is a mystery to me WHY. ???

Overall, Deuce is now permanent part of my collection and i don't see myself ever selling this model. He is now one of my top fav toys along with Crackers/Mocha/Nocturne.

u/yappingderg — 2 months ago

Deuce mini review!!

Decided to use these pics again because honestly i don't know how else could i picture him nicely x') sorry for being repititive lol

SO

I bought Deuce on a sale a few months ago annnd finally actually got him in my hands a few weeks back. Mine here is Small/Medium.
I honestly didn't really like his visuals on release, but he did look like a really.. "effective" model... and it absolutely fucking is. !!!

Deuce feels absolutely insanely good. I think i can compare it to a Njoy Pure wand, BUT in much much much more comfortable, softer silicone form. The head DIGS into my g-spot and, idk, kneads it or something. Not sure how to explain that.
I can't outright feel the texture on the tip, but it absolutely adds some more.. friction? to the action, really making it feel like some sort of massage.
My fav way to use Deuce is to sit on him in my chair, lean back, and just rock my hips back and forth, OR to thrust him with my hand in that same position. When i'm just fully lying on my back he feels quite a bit gentler which is nice too, but i just liked the intensity of first variant wayyy too much xD
I do also like to do some longer thrusts with him, and the girth increasement towards the base feels really nice! I could hilt him quite easily.

I don't reeeeally feel the textures on his shaft. But i can totally feel that it is not completely "smooth". ABSOLUTELY not sandpapery though, way gentler than Orochi.
but it looks super nice. I like to just put him in the sunlight and squish him a bit to see how shades on every scale shifts position, idk it's just a bit of weird eye candy to me x3

There are just 2 downsides to this toy. First is base being hard to clean - it has a crease kinda like Nox and i have to really dig with my finger to wash it all out. Second is not exaaactly a downside i guess.. but he is a bit hard to insert at first. ALMOST as hard as some equine models, despite having quite rounded head. This is a mystery to me WHY. ???

Overall, Deuce is now permanent part of my collection and i don't see myself ever selling this model. He is now one of my top fav toys along with Crackers/Mocha/Nocturne.

u/yappingderg — 2 months ago

IF ONLY HE WAS NOT FIRM

this Sydney looks SICK AF if he was med firm i'd grab it in a heartbeat but...sadly it is not..

u/yappingderg — 3 months ago

Deuce came in !!!!!!

HE SHINY AF!!!!!! omg

Lowkey gives me mecha vibes because of the metallic color but i don't mind too much!! though maybe i will someday get him in something a bit more "natural" looking....... we'll seee.....

u/yappingderg — 3 months ago

got these beauties !!!!!!!!!

okay i am sorry for spamming xD

I first posted literally around 30 minutes ago with the icy Crackers (which was not bad at all!) but.... A FEW MINUTES later, THIS ONE BEAUTIFUL ULTRA CUTE FADE APPEARS and i just could not let it go. So. Yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so excited to have one of my fav toys in a pour i actually damn like !!!!!!
this is also really close to one of the colorations i was considering for another toy custom lmao

spritz is also really pretty and is basically a signature color but way cheaper and .... yessssss i was also curious about him. Hope he's good!!!

u/yappingderg — 3 months ago

icy crackers and signature rogue spritz!!!

got these!!!

replacing my green\yellow crackers with this icy one! i like this one so much more

got the spritz mostly because pretty. there are many more really nice ones!!!

u/yappingderg — 3 months ago

cool pours !!

i can't decide if i need a spritz or not............. omg these are so pretty

bonus sydney

u/yappingderg — 3 months ago

need help deciding <3

i want to order a kobold from wandering bard butttttttttt i just CAN'T decide on the colors aa.
Currently leaning towards #1 and #2, buuut i do also like other ones as well........

if you have a kobold that is similar in colors to what i got on the pic here (or any other toy in similar colors) pls share!!!!!!!!!!!!
and overall!! would love more color suggestions bc i feel i'm not being original at all ahaha

u/yappingderg — 3 months ago

found a "twin" Nox of my Orochi :D

ayooo! i wish i had the money because it would be fun af to have a few ROGUES that are similarish like that lol. My Orochi (pic 2) also has same/extremely similar shade of blue on the other side (not visible on this pic) and the pink part is a bit brigther irl. but yeahh :D

u/yappingderg — 3 months ago

some nice pours from inventory!

i think this saja pour would have been a nice natural for him. Maybe replace the grey with some mute pink. But ! he's nice as is tooo

Nox on the second pic is EXTRA pretty and looks dreamy but still somewhat natural!! Love it love it love it. Too bad i'm broke right now.

Aaand some other neat pours

u/yappingderg — 3 months ago

Seraphina and Jonas - mini reviews

More toys i'm getting rid of.
Decided to write about them too! Annnd i think that's it for a while, don't want to spam too much lol.
This is half rant half review. Might be or might not be useful to read.

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I picked up Seraphina during the last Black Friday sale, and that was mostly because her colors matched pretty much perfectly to one of my characters lol. I didn't expect too much from her besides just being pretty to begin with.

Mine is Small/Soft here.

As you can see on the pic, she's.. anything but small xD
Even in Soft, i could definetely feel the ridges on her top part. For some reason, the second "row" of those ridges was the most prominent, and it felt a bit scratchy - not sure how to describe. Somewhat similarish to Ky'els barbs i'd say.. but more annoying than pleasant.

I somehow managed to squish her fully inside me. And.. it did feel nice! I loved the knot shape and how it felt. It's a bit like a square and it gradually gets wider the lower you go, and then suddenly becomes narrow again. A bit like a spade? if someone knows toys with similar thing going on pls let me know lol

The top part squished against my cervix and it was not stabby or anything. It didn't go into my fornix. Just a bunch of pressure.. and that's it.

Because of length she definetely is quite hard to use. Especially with all the wobbliness in soft firmness.

Sera was.. just ok for me, i guess. I reached for her a handful of times in the entire time i had her, and that was mostly because i was thinking "maybe i'll love her this time??" rather than "god i want to feel this again so much".
I think i'd like her more if the shaft was shorter (remove all that middle section..) and less detailed. I did a sketch some time ago here: sketch, reddit link.

I do think that maybe i can try Bo as a replacement with less texture but similar length and also a knot (even though his is quite different..)
it's.. suprisingly fun to realise how long of a toy you can fit in yourself lmao

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Jonas. Mine is Small/Medium here. In his GORGEOUS blue signature color.

This feels a bit like a betrayal ngl. He looked absolutely perfect to me and i almost bought him on release. His dimensions are perfectly in my range, he doesn't seem to have a super agressive texture... and my body just did nooooot agree with him.
I had him since.. september i believe? and i was so dang attached.
Every single time i insert him fully. The head pinches something inside me. And while it doesn't actively hurt.. it's super annoying.
And his overall "body" texture reminds me of that Bishop belly thing. THE PLATES. X_X
Not to same extent, but i do absolutely have to be careful with Jonas to not hurt myself, and be sloooow and gentle or i'll be sore as fuck for entire next day.

Maybe this could be remedied with soft firmness. So maaayyyyybe someday i'll rebuy him. But after the S/S Bishop experience, i'm not super hopeful.

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thanks for reading i'm done and will go cry about the beautiful pours i have to let go

u/yappingderg — 4 months ago

Robodicks - Bishop and Habu

I'm about to give these bois away so decided to write it out WHY i am not keeping them so i am not tempted to get them again later. x)
I guess these could count as reviews, soo i put the review flair.

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Bishop was one of the first knot toys to catch my eye when i just got into the hobby. First because i love vader-san's art!!! and the Bishop's art was super nice and cute! and i do lowkey like the mecha stuff.

On paper, Bishop should have been perfect... The knot is nice and round but not super damn abrupt, there is no sword-like loooong shaft before it, and there even is space behind it for some thrusting!

BUT the damn texture. Specifically those plates on his "belly". Fuuuuck i hate it so damn much! Even in soft, it's scratchy af. There were some times when i managed to absolutely drench it in lube to not feel it and then Bishop would feel really good, but... The cleanup was not worth it. It was okayish to use as a "plug" or something, but then the lube would dry up a bit and taking it out was... harsh.
Even slow thrust would just not feel good. And i usually like it fast and rough. Oof.

I won't miss Bishop.

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Habu is actually one of the first toys in my collection!
He has a really nice unique shape, and i like the feeling, but... He's perhaps a bit *too* gentle for me. He just fills me up to the brim and.. that's pretty much it! Just not enough "oomph" i'd say. Habu is almost entirely aimed to reach deeper, behind the cervix, where i'm not all that sensitive.
The swell is nice, but Crackers and Nox also have similarish thing going on, AND they also can hit the g-spot because of their pronounced ridges (Nox can ALSO reach deep like Habu tho!) and just work better for me.

Mayyyyyyyybe i'll rebuy him someday if some absolutely stunning pour comes around. But honestly.. i didn't touch Habu in MONTHS and that would probs be just a waste of money. Time will tell ig.

u/yappingderg — 4 months ago

Robodicks - Bishop and Habu

I'm about to give these bois away so decided to write it out WHY i am not keeping them so i am not tempted to get them again later. x)
I guess these could count as reviews, soo i put the review flair.

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Bishop was one of the first knot toys to catch my eye when i just got into the hobby. First because i love vader-san's art!!! and the Bishop's art was super nice and cute! and i do lowkey like the mecha stuff.

On paper, Bishop should have been perfect... The knot is nice and round but not super damn abrupt, there is no sword-like loooong shaft before it, and there even is space behind it for some thrusting!

BUT the damn texture. Specifically those plates on his "belly". Fuuuuck i hate it so damn much! Even in soft, it's scratchy af. There were some times when i managed to absolutely drench it in lube to not feel it and then Bishop would feel really good, but... The cleanup was not worth it. It was okayish to use as a "plug" or something, but then the lube would dry up a bit and taking it out was... harsh.
Even slow thrust would just not feel good. And i usually like it fast and rough. Oof.

I won't miss Bishop.

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Habu is actually one of the first toys in my collection!
He has a really nice unique shape, and i like the feeling, but... He's perhaps a bit *too* gentle for me. He just fills me up to the brim and.. that's pretty much it! Just not enough "oomph" i'd say. Habu is almost entirely aimed to reach deeper, behind the cervix, where i'm not all that sensitive.
The swell is nice, but Crackers and Nox also have similarish thing going on, AND they also can hit the g-spot because of their pronounced ridges (Nox can ALSO reach deep like Habu tho!) and just work better for me.

Mayyyyyyyybe i'll rebuy him someday if some absolutely stunning pour comes around. But honestly.. i didn't touch Habu in MONTHS and that would probs be just a waste of money. Time will tell ig.

u/yappingderg — 4 months ago

nox!!!

So.. after almost like.. 2 years i believe? i finally fumbled and got myself a Nox. It was just a random evening and for some reason in this exact day i got actually curious why Nox is so damn popular.

it just so happened that my friend was selling this one FUGLY damn Nox for a quite nice price and i decided..... ehhh why noooot. I hate this color so much and it looks even worse IRL imo. xD Slightly better under UV light but still eh. It gives dirty water after laundry or something. With random white/red/black streaks which remind me of our ooold carpet colors.

And in use... It did turn out to be exactly what i expected tbh!
Similar-ish to Crackers, but with WAY gentler swell that is so much easier to thrust.

The tip is nicely tapered so Nox kinda prepares you for what's to come. (Crackers in comparison is SUPER blunt)
I can also definetely feel his head ridge and it's super dang nice for my g-spot.

He's a bit longer and thinner than Crackers so he can reach deeper which is def a nice interesting sensation. Nox is my first toy in Med firmness in a WHILE and while most of my other toys could "reach" my cervix fornices, the sensation was not this.. focused?

He's just super nice and comfortable.

One downside is that i can feel the.. really really slight printer texture? Not sure how to describe it.
Nox is one of the older models and personally i do absolutely feel the subtle "sandpapery" feel. It's a bit similar to Mocha from TTC (but my Mocha is soft so it is kinda masked in there). He eats a TON of lube, much much more than almost any of my other toys. Newer BDs are really smooth and even if there's a lot of texture, this doesn't happen.

Overall.. I think i'm glad i got the Nox! He's like a nice baseline toy. There's no any "gimmicks", he's really simple but good working.

And now i'm realising that i didn't really have any other toys like that - everything had to have... SOMETHING. Probably closest i had to Nox was Ky'el but his barbs started to irritate me. Crackers is still one of my absolute favs but sometimes his swell is a bit too much. Croxic from TTC is similarish to Nox, but he is also a bit too textured/firm for my tastes lately. Nocturne (which still is also one of my beloved ones) has a knot and while he feels supreme.. i just don't want a knot *every single time*. Now that i think of it.... yeah i probably should've gotten Nox waaayyy earlier xD

Definetely will have to get a nicer color though lol.

u/yappingderg — 4 months ago

Nox!!

So.. after almost like.. 2 years i believe? i finally fumbled and got myself a Nox. It was just a random evening and for some reason in this exact day i got actually curious why Nox is so damn popular.

it just so happened that my friend was selling this one FUGLY damn Nox for a quite nice price and i decided..... ehhh why noooot. I hate this color so much and it looks even worse IRL imo. xD Slightly better under UV light but still eh. It gives dirty water after laundry or something. With random white/red/black streaks which remind me of our ooold carpet colors.

And in use... It did turn out to be exactly what i expected tbh!
Similar-ish to Crackers, but with WAY gentler swell that is so much easier to thrust.

The tip is nicely tapered so Nox kinda prepares you for what's to come. (Crackers in comparison is SUPER blunt)
I can also definetely feel his head ridge and it's super dang nice for my g-spot.

He's a bit longer and thinner than Crackers so he can reach deeper which is def a nice interesting sensation. Nox is my first toy in Med firmness in a WHILE and while most of my other toys could "reach" my cervix fornices, the sensation was not this.. focused?

He's just super nice and comfortable.

One downside is that i can feel the.. really really slight printer texture? Not sure how to describe it.
Nox is one of the older models and personally i do absolutely feel the subtle "sandpapery" feel. It's a bit similar to Mocha from TTC (but my Mocha is soft so it is kinda masked in there). He eats a TON of lube, much much more than almost any of my other toys. Newer BDs are really smooth and even if there's a lot of texture, this doesn't happen.

Overall.. I think i'm glad i got the Nox! He's like a nice baseline toy. There's no any "gimmicks", he's really simple but good working.

And now i'm realising that i didn't really have any other toys like that - everything had to have... SOMETHING. Probably closest i had to Nox was Ky'el but his barbs started to irritate me. Crackers is still one of my absolute favs but sometimes his swell is a bit too much. Croxic from TTC is similarish to Nox, but he is also a bit too textured/firm for my tastes lately. Nocturne (which still is also one of my beloved ones) has a knot and while he feels supreme.. i just don't want a knot *every single time*. Now that i think of it.... yeah i probably should've gotten Nox waaayyy earlier xD

Definetely will have to get a nicer color though lol.

u/yappingderg — 4 months ago