u/yappingderg

Image 1 — found a "twin" Nox of my Orochi :D
Image 2 — found a "twin" Nox of my Orochi :D

found a "twin" Nox of my Orochi :D

ayooo! i wish i had the money because it would be fun af to have a few ROGUES that are similarish like that lol. My Orochi (pic 2) also has same/extremely similar shade of blue on the other side (not visible on this pic) and the pink part is a bit brigther irl. but yeahh :D

u/yappingderg — 20 hours ago

some nice pours from inventory!

i think this saja pour would have been a nice natural for him. Maybe replace the grey with some mute pink. But ! he's nice as is tooo

Nox on the second pic is EXTRA pretty and looks dreamy but still somewhat natural!! Love it love it love it. Too bad i'm broke right now.

Aaand some other neat pours

u/yappingderg — 6 days ago

Seraphina and Jonas - mini reviews

More toys i'm getting rid of.
Decided to write about them too! Annnd i think that's it for a while, don't want to spam too much lol.
This is half rant half review. Might be or might not be useful to read.

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I picked up Seraphina during the last Black Friday sale, and that was mostly because her colors matched pretty much perfectly to one of my characters lol. I didn't expect too much from her besides just being pretty to begin with.

Mine is Small/Soft here.

As you can see on the pic, she's.. anything but small xD
Even in Soft, i could definetely feel the ridges on her top part. For some reason, the second "row" of those ridges was the most prominent, and it felt a bit scratchy - not sure how to describe. Somewhat similarish to Ky'els barbs i'd say.. but more annoying than pleasant.

I somehow managed to squish her fully inside me. And.. it did feel nice! I loved the knot shape and how it felt. It's a bit like a square and it gradually gets wider the lower you go, and then suddenly becomes narrow again. A bit like a spade? if someone knows toys with similar thing going on pls let me know lol

The top part squished against my cervix and it was not stabby or anything. It didn't go into my fornix. Just a bunch of pressure.. and that's it.

Because of length she definetely is quite hard to use. Especially with all the wobbliness in soft firmness.

Sera was.. just ok for me, i guess. I reached for her a handful of times in the entire time i had her, and that was mostly because i was thinking "maybe i'll love her this time??" rather than "god i want to feel this again so much".
I think i'd like her more if the shaft was shorter (remove all that middle section..) and less detailed. I did a sketch some time ago here: sketch, reddit link.

I do think that maybe i can try Bo as a replacement with less texture but similar length and also a knot (even though his is quite different..)
it's.. suprisingly fun to realise how long of a toy you can fit in yourself lmao

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Jonas. Mine is Small/Medium here. In his GORGEOUS blue signature color.

This feels a bit like a betrayal ngl. He looked absolutely perfect to me and i almost bought him on release. His dimensions are perfectly in my range, he doesn't seem to have a super agressive texture... and my body just did nooooot agree with him.
I had him since.. september i believe? and i was so dang attached.
Every single time i insert him fully. The head pinches something inside me. And while it doesn't actively hurt.. it's super annoying.
And his overall "body" texture reminds me of that Bishop belly thing. THE PLATES. X_X
Not to same extent, but i do absolutely have to be careful with Jonas to not hurt myself, and be sloooow and gentle or i'll be sore as fuck for entire next day.

Maybe this could be remedied with soft firmness. So maaayyyyybe someday i'll rebuy him. But after the S/S Bishop experience, i'm not super hopeful.

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thanks for reading i'm done and will go cry about the beautiful pours i have to let go

u/yappingderg — 11 days ago

Robodicks - Bishop and Habu

I'm about to give these bois away so decided to write it out WHY i am not keeping them so i am not tempted to get them again later. x)
I guess these could count as reviews, soo i put the review flair.

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Bishop was one of the first knot toys to catch my eye when i just got into the hobby. First because i love vader-san's art!!! and the Bishop's art was super nice and cute! and i do lowkey like the mecha stuff.

On paper, Bishop should have been perfect... The knot is nice and round but not super damn abrupt, there is no sword-like loooong shaft before it, and there even is space behind it for some thrusting!

BUT the damn texture. Specifically those plates on his "belly". Fuuuuck i hate it so damn much! Even in soft, it's scratchy af. There were some times when i managed to absolutely drench it in lube to not feel it and then Bishop would feel really good, but... The cleanup was not worth it. It was okayish to use as a "plug" or something, but then the lube would dry up a bit and taking it out was... harsh.
Even slow thrust would just not feel good. And i usually like it fast and rough. Oof.

I won't miss Bishop.

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Habu is actually one of the first toys in my collection!
He has a really nice unique shape, and i like the feeling, but... He's perhaps a bit *too* gentle for me. He just fills me up to the brim and.. that's pretty much it! Just not enough "oomph" i'd say. Habu is almost entirely aimed to reach deeper, behind the cervix, where i'm not all that sensitive.
The swell is nice, but Crackers and Nox also have similarish thing going on, AND they also can hit the g-spot because of their pronounced ridges (Nox can ALSO reach deep like Habu tho!) and just work better for me.

Mayyyyyyyybe i'll rebuy him someday if some absolutely stunning pour comes around. But honestly.. i didn't touch Habu in MONTHS and that would probs be just a waste of money. Time will tell ig.

u/yappingderg — 12 days ago

Robodicks - Bishop and Habu

I'm about to give these bois away so decided to write it out WHY i am not keeping them so i am not tempted to get them again later. x)
I guess these could count as reviews, soo i put the review flair.

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Bishop was one of the first knot toys to catch my eye when i just got into the hobby. First because i love vader-san's art!!! and the Bishop's art was super nice and cute! and i do lowkey like the mecha stuff.

On paper, Bishop should have been perfect... The knot is nice and round but not super damn abrupt, there is no sword-like loooong shaft before it, and there even is space behind it for some thrusting!

BUT the damn texture. Specifically those plates on his "belly". Fuuuuck i hate it so damn much! Even in soft, it's scratchy af. There were some times when i managed to absolutely drench it in lube to not feel it and then Bishop would feel really good, but... The cleanup was not worth it. It was okayish to use as a "plug" or something, but then the lube would dry up a bit and taking it out was... harsh.
Even slow thrust would just not feel good. And i usually like it fast and rough. Oof.

I won't miss Bishop.

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Habu is actually one of the first toys in my collection!
He has a really nice unique shape, and i like the feeling, but... He's perhaps a bit *too* gentle for me. He just fills me up to the brim and.. that's pretty much it! Just not enough "oomph" i'd say. Habu is almost entirely aimed to reach deeper, behind the cervix, where i'm not all that sensitive.
The swell is nice, but Crackers and Nox also have similarish thing going on, AND they also can hit the g-spot because of their pronounced ridges (Nox can ALSO reach deep like Habu tho!) and just work better for me.

Mayyyyyyyybe i'll rebuy him someday if some absolutely stunning pour comes around. But honestly.. i didn't touch Habu in MONTHS and that would probs be just a waste of money. Time will tell ig.

u/yappingderg — 12 days ago

nox!!!

So.. after almost like.. 2 years i believe? i finally fumbled and got myself a Nox. It was just a random evening and for some reason in this exact day i got actually curious why Nox is so damn popular.

it just so happened that my friend was selling this one FUGLY damn Nox for a quite nice price and i decided..... ehhh why noooot. I hate this color so much and it looks even worse IRL imo. xD Slightly better under UV light but still eh. It gives dirty water after laundry or something. With random white/red/black streaks which remind me of our ooold carpet colors.

And in use... It did turn out to be exactly what i expected tbh!
Similar-ish to Crackers, but with WAY gentler swell that is so much easier to thrust.

The tip is nicely tapered so Nox kinda prepares you for what's to come. (Crackers in comparison is SUPER blunt)
I can also definetely feel his head ridge and it's super dang nice for my g-spot.

He's a bit longer and thinner than Crackers so he can reach deeper which is def a nice interesting sensation. Nox is my first toy in Med firmness in a WHILE and while most of my other toys could "reach" my cervix fornices, the sensation was not this.. focused?

He's just super nice and comfortable.

One downside is that i can feel the.. really really slight printer texture? Not sure how to describe it.
Nox is one of the older models and personally i do absolutely feel the subtle "sandpapery" feel. It's a bit similar to Mocha from TTC (but my Mocha is soft so it is kinda masked in there). He eats a TON of lube, much much more than almost any of my other toys. Newer BDs are really smooth and even if there's a lot of texture, this doesn't happen.

Overall.. I think i'm glad i got the Nox! He's like a nice baseline toy. There's no any "gimmicks", he's really simple but good working.

And now i'm realising that i didn't really have any other toys like that - everything had to have... SOMETHING. Probably closest i had to Nox was Ky'el but his barbs started to irritate me. Crackers is still one of my absolute favs but sometimes his swell is a bit too much. Croxic from TTC is similarish to Nox, but he is also a bit too textured/firm for my tastes lately. Nocturne (which still is also one of my beloved ones) has a knot and while he feels supreme.. i just don't want a knot *every single time*. Now that i think of it.... yeah i probably should've gotten Nox waaayyy earlier xD

Definetely will have to get a nicer color though lol.

u/yappingderg — 14 days ago

Nox!!

So.. after almost like.. 2 years i believe? i finally fumbled and got myself a Nox. It was just a random evening and for some reason in this exact day i got actually curious why Nox is so damn popular.

it just so happened that my friend was selling this one FUGLY damn Nox for a quite nice price and i decided..... ehhh why noooot. I hate this color so much and it looks even worse IRL imo. xD Slightly better under UV light but still eh. It gives dirty water after laundry or something. With random white/red/black streaks which remind me of our ooold carpet colors.

And in use... It did turn out to be exactly what i expected tbh!
Similar-ish to Crackers, but with WAY gentler swell that is so much easier to thrust.

The tip is nicely tapered so Nox kinda prepares you for what's to come. (Crackers in comparison is SUPER blunt)
I can also definetely feel his head ridge and it's super dang nice for my g-spot.

He's a bit longer and thinner than Crackers so he can reach deeper which is def a nice interesting sensation. Nox is my first toy in Med firmness in a WHILE and while most of my other toys could "reach" my cervix fornices, the sensation was not this.. focused?

He's just super nice and comfortable.

One downside is that i can feel the.. really really slight printer texture? Not sure how to describe it.
Nox is one of the older models and personally i do absolutely feel the subtle "sandpapery" feel. It's a bit similar to Mocha from TTC (but my Mocha is soft so it is kinda masked in there). He eats a TON of lube, much much more than almost any of my other toys. Newer BDs are really smooth and even if there's a lot of texture, this doesn't happen.

Overall.. I think i'm glad i got the Nox! He's like a nice baseline toy. There's no any "gimmicks", he's really simple but good working.

And now i'm realising that i didn't really have any other toys like that - everything had to have... SOMETHING. Probably closest i had to Nox was Ky'el but his barbs started to irritate me. Crackers is still one of my absolute favs but sometimes his swell is a bit too much. Croxic from TTC is similarish to Nox, but he is also a bit too textured/firm for my tastes lately. Nocturne (which still is also one of my beloved ones) has a knot and while he feels supreme.. i just don't want a knot *every single time*. Now that i think of it.... yeah i probably should've gotten Nox waaayyy earlier xD

Definetely will have to get a nicer color though lol.

u/yappingderg — 14 days ago