r/CancunNSFW

Im at hotel Xcaret Arte

We are a couple in our 30s going to celebrate our 10 year anniversary at all inclusive secrets mirabel adults only. We are down for anything and as much as we want to relax don’t want to get bored. We are there 5 days in the end of July.

We haven’t actually done anything past nude beaches. But are curious

What do you recommend?

Context: single male, went mostly out of curiosity, the way one attends a museum. Feel free to shoot me any specific questions, my DMs and my dignity are equally open.I am not staying at temptation. Nor was I the only single guy in there.
The good: The host deserves a raise and possibly a Nobel. The drinks arrive with the frequency and urgency of debt collectors. As a single male balls were busted early and often, but all in good jest, and honestly as the token single guy you ARE the on-board entertainment and the licensed “creep”(everyone else is un credentialed ;) )Lean in. It’s a role.
The crowd: I was, by a comfortable margin, the youngest human aboard. The demographic is “established couples in the lifestyle,” which, yes — duh — it’s a topless lifestyle cruise, .These people have retirement portfolios and that kind.Also, everyone arrives with their social circle pre-installed, so it’s high school cafeteria rules out there, just with more nipples. You can still strike up conversations between rounds — people are friendly — but know the cliques were formed long before you bought your ticket.
The bad: Hydration is considered a rumor on this vessel. Shot, shot, shot, tequila, shot — not one Gatorade in international waters. The Caribbean sun does not care about your vibes. I am currently the color and texture of the boat’s port hull and my aloe budget now exceeds my bar budget.
The “oh, okay, we’re doing that”: A couple of guests put on performances .You learn to develop a sudden deep interest in the horizon.
Verdict: 8/10. Would sail again with SPF 100, a CamelBak, and lowered expectations about my relevance. A lot genuinely depends on which crowd you draw that day.My favourite tittie was of this slightly mature American woman.

Regrets: I didn’t carry enough cash( i usually don’t) but carry cash at least for the tips. I will make sure to be generous with the tip next time to make up for this one and honestly- the crew effing deserves it!!

Hey there, we are a super fun and fit couple. Planning on going to Isla Mujeres at the end of December. Always fun to run into other couples with the same vibes.

We're laid back, not swingers necessarily, though we typically vibe pretty well with fun, similar loose-vibe couples. Drop me a message, let's connect.

*(Couples and, of course, single ladies are always welcome to become bff's with the wife)