r/CensoredForShoes

▲ 172 r/CensoredForShoes+1 crossposts

Only Alphas get access to women, losers get dirty birks 😂 Edge to mine and say “thank you Darcy” for the privilege, beta.

u/Spicydarcy_ — 23 hours ago

You are allowed to drool to pixels and goon to Birks . Say “thank you, Darcy”.

u/Spicydarcy_ — 23 hours ago

Your place is exactly under the rubber of my sneaker. Stop scrolling and clean them, doormat

u/Ariavelvx — 3 days ago
▲ 48 r/CensoredForShoes+1 crossposts

I know your eyes are drawn to that pixelated loser sign, you just can't help yourself, nothing feels as good as my denial

u/Xena_Your_God — 3 days ago