r/DiaperCaption

Awww, did someone think they were getting their big boy pants back today? 🥺

Sorry sweetie, but Nurse Kayla's report came in and apparently someone couldn't last two hours between changes at daycare yesterday. Three wet diapers AND a messy one before naptime? That's not exactly 'potty trained behavior,' now is it?

So Mommy made an executive decision. I upgraded you to the extra-thick nighttime Crinklz, y'know, the ones with the little dinosaurs that crinkle SO loud when you waddle? And before you start whining, yes, I already told your girlfriend. She thought it was adorable. She's coming over later to 'help with bath time' 😉

Oh! And the best part? I taped your old 'big boy' underwear to the fridge with a little gold star sticker that says 'MAYBE NEXT YEAR ✨', isn't that cute? Now come here and lay down on the changie mat. This one's soaked through and I can smell you from across the room, stinky. Don't you dare try to crawl away either, I've got the baby powder AND the pacifier clip ready, and if you fuss I'm putting you in the playpen for the rest of the afternoon.

Lift those legs, baby. Good boys get their bottles after. Bad boys get Mommy's lap 💕

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“I promise it’s just while we’re away darling. I know you haven’t wet the bed since you were little but I just don’t want to ruin the Airbnb’s bed, and since it ‘was’ always a problem I’m just making sure it doesn’t have to be anymore. I know thats what I said about the chastity cage too but it looks so much cuter locked up away like that.

Listen I promise it’s just one night and as long as those diapers are dry in the morning you can be trusted for the REST of the trip. Huh? I thought you said it wasn’t a problem anymore? Well in that case you should be nice & dry in the morning. Now legs up baby! Don’t wan’t you getting a diaper rash.”

(all people depicted or acknowledged are 18+)

It's either cute or cringe

Adults Only (18+): This content contains explicit material intended strictly for mature audiences. All individuals depicted are consenting adults aged 18 or older.

“Oh my god!! Why do you have a drawer full of diapers?! You’re not one of those adult babies are you?! You totally are aren’t you!! That is sooo funny hahaha!! Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone as long as you do exactly as I say.

Awww don’t cry my sweet baby, I’m going to give you everything you’ve ever dreamed of. It’s getting late so I’m just gonna pop these 2 diapers on you and put you to bed. No silly I won’t be coming with you! I’m your mommy now and I need to go out and find you a daddy!

I know you ‘were’ my boyfriend but this arrangement feels so much better don’t you think?! Don’t worry my sweet baby soon you’ll forget what life was even like before.”

(all people depicted or acknowledged are 18+)

Oopsie, Did I Forget To Tell You?

Three months you've been dating Madison. Three months of her "quirky" hoodie style, her baby voice when she's drunk, the way she always insisted on keeping the bathroom door locked when you visited her apartment. You thought she was just private. Cute, even.

Then she invited you over for a movie and this is how you found her when you walked in...

"Heyyy babe~" she giggled around her pacifier, rocking back on her heels so the diaper crinkled loud enough for the neighbors to hear. "I was gonna tell you eventuallyyy. But like... I figured it'd be funnier this way?"

She grabbed your wrist before you could even process it, dragging you inside and pushing you down onto the couch. The smell hit you before she even sat down, warm, ammonia-sharp, unmistakable. She'd been in that thing all day.

"So here's the deal, cutie." She climbed into your lap, straddling you, the soggy weight of the diaper pressing right against your crotch. "I'm a little. That means YOU are my new daddy. And daddies change diapers. And daddies eat what's in them. That's like... the rules. I didn't make 'em."

You tried to stammer out a question and she just popped the pacifier out of her mouth and shoved it past your lips.

"Shhh shh shhh. We can talk about boundaries after you get me cleaned up. I've been holding in a big girl poopy all afternoon waiting for you and I don't think it's gonna wait much longer~"

She bounced once in your lap. The squelch was audible.

"Whoopsie. Too late. 💕"

Rule #1 of dating Madison: she'll tell you the important stuff when she feels like it.

Rule #2: you're going to feel like it too, eventually.

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