MEMO TO CADETS – PLEASE READ! – YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE AND ABUSE MY PALACE PIGS!
MEMORANDUM
TO: All Cadet Chapters
FROM: The Office of the Future Queen Mackenzie
SUBJECT: Unauthorized Use of Palace Personnel and Facilities
It has come to my attention that members of the Cadets have taken it upon themselves to enter the palace and utilize and torment pigs assigned to my personal office for their own amusement.
This behavior is unacceptable.
It is profoundly rude, entitled, and disrespectful to waltz into my office in the palace as if you own the place. The pigs housed and employed here are not a public resource for your casual use. They are assigned specific duties and are solely for the use of the staff of this office. While such flagrant entitlement may have been overlooked in the past, that era is over.
Effective immediately, no Cadet is permitted to use any pig or sub-Goddess assigned to my office unless she is a direct employee of this office. Any Cadet found violating this directive will be permanently barred from my office and will face disciplinary action.