r/GonewildCOMO

Pm stats

1. 5'11 (so short people think I'm tall)

2. Lean fit 185 lbs (the gym bro physique, but without any utterances of "bro" or "dope", or you can return free to sender.

3. Phallus certified as 7" long and 5.5" in circumference by the American Association of Size Queens, and won 3rd place in the Sporting Division in 2022

4. D and D free (although I've overcome an ice cream dependency)

5. Vasectomied as of 2021. My urologist: "Did you take the Valium?" Me: "What Valium? Do I need it? " Urologist: "Oh. I guess not technically."

6. Received a master's in cunnilingus from the Venician school of Vulvular Arts with a minor in rimming

7. Adjustable copulatory settings that range from Romantic comedy to Romantasy-esque railing.

8. A mild addiction to female orgasms

9. Recognized as a sustainable source of sarcasm by the Department of Asshole Resources (not to be confused with the Department of Anal Resources)

10. To quote a nurse: "you really know how to work a boob"

11. Works full time and goes to school (because who ever stops learning 🤔)

12. 31 years old (that extra year makes all the difference)

13. Has, and I quote, "A life"

14. What ecologists would call "a generalist".

15. Do not use in the vicinity of clowns, crowded spaces, octogenarians, or crocodilians

16. Other skills include painting, sawyering, self defense, gardening, and forgetting to call my mother

Help a older guy out lol

HMU I’m near Sedalia

In shape and pretty hung, interested in a lot. Feel free to dm

Dm me looking to get railed this evening

Anybody wanna hang out when i get off work some mornings?