r/PirateReddio

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Fucked him through the bathroom wall because we were way too lazy

u/gorifusmi — 8 hours ago
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Fucked him against the bathroom door handle while the shower ran nearby

u/gorifusmi — 7 hours ago
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Left lipstick marks on the collar that wouldn't wash off until later

u/gorifusmi — 7 hours ago
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My thighs are big enough that they could probably fit both your legs

u/gorifusmi — 13 hours ago
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The view from behind would ruin every outfit I ever wore again

u/gorifusmi — 20 hours ago
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Came in these jeans twice today and they're still a little damp right now

u/gorifusmi — 13 hours ago
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Felt his breath get faster against my neck right before the finish line

u/gorifusmi — 19 hours ago
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The dog learned where treats come from after watching me once

u/gorifusmi — 20 hours ago
ā–² 29 r/PirateReddio+8 crossposts

My vibrator knows exactly where to go that none of you ever have

u/gorifusmi — 1 day ago
ā–² 25 r/PirateReddio+9 crossposts

Pulled him into my house by the collar before closing the door behind us

u/gorifusmi — 1 day ago
ā–² 16 r/PirateReddio+7 crossposts

Climbed onto his desk after hours and felt completely invincible up there

u/gorifusmi — 1 day ago
ā–² 16 r/PirateReddio+5 crossposts

This body made five hundred dollars today and all the tips went there

u/gorifusmi — 2 days ago
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Started stretching after the workout and realized how flexible my back

u/gorifusmi — 3 days ago