r/RandomActsOfMuffDive

34 [F4M] #Chicago - Looking for a chill muff-diver on the regular

hello! I'm looking for a good pussy eater that has experience making women cum. Someone that has excellent skills and knows how to please. I prefer men who are single, straight, well-kept, and have a place of their own to take me in.

About me:

- 5'6" and stay in shape

- my diet is healthy

- clean-shaved

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u/Plane_Figure3452 — 7 hours ago

30 [F4A] #Chennai - Looking for a relaxed one hour -

Feeling tensed, stressed out about things.

I am petite.

Preference: M or F, 27+, clean, non-creepy.

I can't host.

Not sure this sub works for this city, still want to give it a try.

No expectations please. I'll be absolutely doing nothing to you.

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u/boredandfunwee — 5 hours ago

42 [F4M] #NYC - Pillow Princess seeking her Prince Charming

A little about me:

- 5"3, a little chubby, pretty face and tattoos. Waxed. I have been told I taste delicious.

- DDF

- loves books, concerts, and halloween.

- hates Nutella, Tr*mp, and people who say "axed" instead of "asked".

You should be:

- also DDF

- great at conversation

- over 40 (the older the better): This is a deal-breaker, unfortunately. Please don't bother if you do not meet this requirement.

- able to host.

If any of this piques your interest/describes you, please send me a message and tell me 3 things you love and 3 things you hate. (So i know you can read.)

😘

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u/DearSky3393 — 22 hours ago

26 [F4M] #SanFransisco - Latina looking for a skilled tongue that’s gonna please my needy clit.

Im search of a man that’s looking to take time with pleasuring my body and helping me release all my work stress after a long day at work. I would like someone who can host or have a hotel (visiting or local im okay with). I always have trouble reaching orgasm, so I’m looking for someone that knows what their doing with their hands and mouth 💕 prefer ages 25-30 (am open to older if you look good for your age🤭)

As for me, I’m a 5 4 petite Latina with red hair and glasses, I love to smoke and drink together and have a good time.

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u/canisitonyurface — 1 day ago

24 [T4A] #PortlandOR - Submissive trans guy looking for a one time thing or FWB if we click

5'6 trans guy, brunette, on T but pre-op (either D cups or DD's & large clit), inexperienced & looking for someone skilled who can make me come. It takes me a while, so you have to be determined! I'm okay with anyone as long as you're respectful & still treat me like a man. Happy to meet over coffee after chatting & exchanging pics. I'm off for the summer, bored & horny. DM if interested.

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u/selflagellation — 19 hours ago

20 [F4M] #London - Looking for someone with a skilled tongue

F20, London UK, 5”7 and hoping to find something exciting. I want to lay on my back and let your tongue do all the work until I cum.

Mainly interested in older guys but not a deal breaker.

Send me a message if this sounds like something you would be interested in :)

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u/Little-Elk-5598 — 1 day ago

36 [F4M] #Tokyo - BBW - Worship me?

I’ll be in Tokyo for a few days next week (vacation) and am looking for an experienced worshipper.

I love snuggling, breast play and being worshipped. Want you to be kinda obsessed with me.

Maybe we can go on a date and see if we click?

I’m 163cm, plus size (big boobs, ass, thighs, belly), long hair and brown skin.

You should be 25-45, hygienic, DDF, patient, affectionate and love curves. Please be a decent human and be able to string a few words together ;) DMs are now open.

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29 [F4M] #Amsterdam - Petite Latina looking for some to explore with.

I’m a 29 year old from the Caribbean, but I do spend a lot of my time in Europe. I’m looking for someone to explore and experience with, preferably someone who’s interested in something long term and is willing to travel with me or I can I travel to them as I travel a lot. I’m not big on, however I’ve been told I’m a good time, I’m very welcoming and great at making anyone seem heard.

Please be sure of what you want, be clean, big on hygiene, would like to see if we’re connect first before anything goes down

PS : I squirt a lot of if that’s not something for you then we wouldn’t be compatible.

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50 [f4m] #lasvegas - I’d like to sit on your face and edge you for a while

I’ll be back in Vegas 7/12-7/15 and I’d like a cute face to sit on.

I’m 5’7”, long curly hair, natural 36G and great ass.

I’m dominant and plan on using you like a toy. I particularly enjoy playing with large, physically imposing men and alpha doms who’d like a change of pace.

25+

Include a detailed physical description in your first message or I won’t respond. I only like good boys who follow instructions well.

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u/mistressgoddessmaam — 1 day ago

42 [F4M] #WacoTX - Hispanic BBW 4 handsome guy that loves to eat 🐱

I’ve been a longtime reader of this subreddit and thought I’d give it a go for myself. There is nothing I love more than being the center of attention of a man with a talented tongue and fingers. It’s a constant craving than never goes away and I need to feed it or you I should probably say. So a bit about me : I’m 5’1”, 225 lbs, short dark hair, brown eyes, full breasts, feminine, and most importantly DDF (recently tested). I'm a sucker for younger (23-40) tall white men, dark or blonde hair with blue eyes, not a must but all I can say is they just do it for me 🥵😍Happy to chat and answer questions but DMs that aren’t respectful, request pics without talking or sharing first will be ignored. Thanks for reading and happy hunting.

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u/CherryRingPops — 2 days ago

31 [F4M] #Milwaukee - This weather is hot but can you make me hotter?

Hi! I’ve been in town visiting family for the weekend and looking to sneak away to unwind before I head back home. Let’s check for chemistry, see where it goes and I can host if we click. *Send a message if you’re interested after reading my post and include a picture when I accept the chat.*

About you: A man between 30 to 40 with an average, heavy, or dad bod build. Open to body types, DDF, discreet, can follow instructions, great hands, and a talented tongue.

About me: 5’7, thick/overweight, DDF, hygienic, Latina

What I’m Craving:
I want a night focused completely on my pleasure. A good makeout session is a must, but I want someone who loves to take their time getting lost between my legs and making sure their tongue is satisfying me in all the right ways.

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u/Browsing-Comments — 2 days ago

33 [F4M] #London - searching for someone gorgeous

Hey lovely muff divers

I’ve posted in the past but honestly not really had much luck and some catfishes which ended up making me give up

But I’m trying again!!

My type is 5’10+, athletic, Caucasian and delightful.

Im not very transactional so I need to feel a little something for you and I love to feel excited

I’m 5’5, slim but curvy (think UK size 10, with curves), olive skinned and dark hair and dark eyes

If you’ve messaged before and I didn’t reply, I’m so sorry, do feel free to ping me again

Lots of love to you all x

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u/Positive-Catch-7418 — 2 days ago

19 [F4M] #London - need an experienced tongue to make my day

Picking up my university stuff from the 12th-18th and kind of want a last bit of action before I go home. Big fan of older men (40+) I can ignore marital status just need someone experienced with their tongue willing to eat. I am exactly 5ft and weigh 50kg and dress alt if that’s your thing

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u/RedHair09 — 3 days ago

26 [F4A] #NNJ - Petite Redditor looking for the contrary…

ABOUT ME: 4’11”, 164lbs (most of it where it deeply counts… 🍑)

WOMEN? Oh my goodness! Thank you for the interest! I look forward to hearing from you.

MEN: I appreciate men of all sizes - HOWEVER, I’m at a point in my life where the only thing that can satisfy my cravings would be a 6’3”+ switch with strong hands & a mission to suck my pussy to the point of multiple orgasms.

Literate, know how to plan, & possibly have an accent?

Please introduce yourself.

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u/JeanStey — 2 days ago

30 [F4M] #London - Spice up my next business trip

I'm back to regular trips to London for work, complete with an overnight hotel stay - usually busy until quite late on those days, but would love to find someone to stop by and make the end of a long day a little more pleasurable?

I'm 30, 5 foot 3, slim, dark hair, 34A

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u/BudgetRaspberry6055 — 3 days ago

34 [M4F] #Providence - Just really want to lick you like a freeze pop

I also have some freeze pops…could be interesting. White guy, 6’3” 230# think fit dad bod. I honestly get off making you cum. And that’s not just a line. It’s my passion. Come over. Let me make you pop like these fireworks and cum like the rain.

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u/Rhodehardd — 3 days ago

53 [M4F] #Dallas - Searching for a woman 30 or older with a hairy pussy that needs to be pleased.

Licking pussy and bringing a woman to orgasm is something I absolutely love doing. I exclusively licked my partner with no P I V sex for over a decade so no reciprocation is necessary. I do like my women to have a hairy kitty, bald just doesn't do it for me. So if you are in need of a man with a talented tongue to please you, I'm your guy.

I'm 53, live just east of Dallas in Rockwall county, weigh 190, 5'8" average dad bod with pics in my post history.

I'd love to chat with you if interested .

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u/seekingimpossible73 — 2 days ago

26 [F4F] #London - looking to give x

Hi,

Long-time lurker, first time poster!

I'm F, 26, brunette + femme, pale skin + average build.

I'm looking to give ideally on a longer-term fwb type basis. :)

Looking for someone ideally between 23-28 (but can be a bit flexible), and who wants to primarily receive only. My preference is for femmes, someone relatively in shape, and good hygiene + ddf is a must.

About me:

I have a day job Monday-Friday, and live in a central London flatshare. Happy to accommodate.

I take mine/your safety seriously. I would want to verify your age + videocall before meeting up over coffee.

After that, we can discuss the fun stuff...

Get in touch if interested + all men will be blocked 🧚🏻‍♀️✨

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u/idealusernametaken — 2 days ago

20 [F4M] #Miami - Woke Up Needy

Woke up feeling extremely needy thinking about how much I would love to have a wet tongue on me. If interested just send me a PM and let’s chat :)

About me: petite frame, 117 lbs, long legs & dark hair

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u/Successful-Bug5714 — 3 days ago

30 [M4F] #Barcelona - [SUCCESS] A voracious eater local and a curvy godess tourist

Some days ago, while browsing this subreddit, I stumbled upon a unicorn: a post by a woman in Barcelona coming for tourism. I sent her a message, not really expecting a reply, and to my surprise, she replied two days later, asking about my tastes and hobbies. From there, I showed her a photo of myself, and we spent the next four days talking about everything, getting to know each other better, and me giving her advice on things to see and do in Barcelona. It was really easy for me to talk to her, and the day we met up, she sent me a photo of herself (she’d completely forgotten that I didn’t know what she looked like), and luckily for me, I found myself talking to a gorgeous blonde with blue eyes and a killer body, S.

I arrived at the meeting spot, a very crowded place very close to her hotel, and when I finally saw S, I was faced with a stunning woman, just as beautiful and sexy as in the photos, if not more so. We went to a terrace, I showed her a couple of local drinks to try, and we talked for almost two hours; time flew by, and I could have stayed there for another two hours like that.

Near that terrace was a very touristy spot that I showed her as we walked around; I took some photos of her, even though I’m a terrible photographer, and we strolled over to a tapas bar frequented by locals so she could try various Spanish (and Catalan) dishes; she loved it. As we shared a pitcher of sangria between the two of us, things started to heat up with some conversation and banter, and from there we walked back to the hotel.

Once we entered the hotel, my desire for her was overwhelming, and right there in the elevator I started kissing her, gently licking her neck, and touching her whole body through her dress. We went into the room, and I kept kissing her until we went into the bathroom. I took off her clothes while kissing her all over, and we both got into the shower. Once inside, I couldn’t resist the urge to taste her, so I got down on my knees to go down on her while the water ran down our bodies. I felt her legs tremble as she held onto the walls with her hands so she wouldn’t fall from the pleasure.

From there we went straight to the bed, where I kissed her lips and every part of her body, gradually working my way down. I kissed and licked her legs as I got closer and closer to her pussy, then moved away to keep her wanting more… until I gave her the first lick and could feel how soaking wet she was and how much she was moaning with pleasure. Then round after round of orgasms began as I played with her clit, her pussy, and her ass, sometimes just with my tongue, sometimes with my fingers inside her pussy, and my tongue in her ass… it was so tight and so delicious that I could have gone on for hours without stopping.

Over and over again, all I could hear was her begging me not to stop, her moans, and I could feel her grabbing my head with her hands or her legs every time she was about to come. She was very vocal the whole time, which I love, talking about what she liked and how to do it while I was doing it, which made it even easier for me to give her pleasure (and it was even hotter). I finished the first round with more orgasms than I could count, the sheets a little wet, and my face, hand, fingers, and mouth completely covered in her fluids. After the first round, we spent some more time doing other things and bringing her to even more orgasms; the look of pleasure on her face was mesmerizing to watch.

Once we were done, she was exhausted, and we lay there hugging with gently kisses for a while , both of us naked. I was in heaven, but considering the long day of sightseeing S had had and the countless orgasms she’d experienced, she needed to sleep and rest. So I got dressed; we kissed a little more while I did, and I said goodbye to her with the promise that she’d return Barcelona soon to finish what we started. Both of us regretted not to meet up again before she left.

S, if you’re reading this, thank you so much for the experience you gave me, for how pleasant and easy it was to talk to you about anything. You’re a wonderful woman (not to mention that you’re incredibly hot and gorgeous), and I hope you come back as soon as possible so I can give you all the pleasure you deserve. It will be an experience difficult to forget.

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u/joselikos — 3 days ago