r/RandomActsOfMuffDive

Summer’s around the corner and I’m ready for rooftop drinks, pool days, warm nights and the right person to have a Hot Oral Summer with ☀️😏

That’s where you come in - someone fit, attractive, and local who wants nothing more than to spend as much time as possible between my legs in whatever position I see fit.

You’re attentive, enthusiastic, and making me the center of attention isn’t a chore - it’s your passion project. When we say goodbye, you’re already counting down the minutes until you get to devour me again 🍉👅

A little more about you: 27-45, single, white/Asian/light-skinned, 5’10”+, strong build (HWP, fit), attractive, communicative, local (no visitors), and looking for something consistent. Bonus points if we end up spending time together outside of the dynamic and if you can also host.

A little bit about me: 37, 5’0”, mixed with curly hair, petite-curvy (34D and a great ass), and tatted. I’m fun, bubbly, and very open-minded. I live in Jersey City and can host but I’m also in the city frequently for work and social things.

So what are you waiting for? Come say hi, tell me about yourself, and why you want to be my go-to oral boy this summer 🌴😉

Hey lovelies,

Looking for cis women who like eating pussy and want to please a tasty bbw.

Looking for someone in Mumbai who can host, dominant leaning switch and is lesbian/bi/pan. Not interested in bicurious couples or women, or men so do not message me. Only message if you’re serious and want to meet in the next few weeks.

I’ve spent so much of my life holding space for others — showing up with care, intention, and love. But in the process, I quieted my own needs. My own desires. My own longing to be fully seen, touched, and taken care of.

Now, I’m ready for something different. I want to be the focus — gently, completely, and without expectation. I want to feel safe enough to let go… and soft enough to come undone. It’s been a while since I’ve truly released. Since someone’s presence and touch helped me find that deep, aching exhale.

I’m looking for a gentleman — someone grounded, generous, and attentive. A man who gives with patience, presence, and intention. Someone who takes his time and enjoys watching a woman melt under his hands, his mouth, his energy.

No reciprocation. This is for the man who finds joy in giving — and the woman ready to receive it all.

Hi boys, nice to meet you! I’m visiting for a wedding this weekend, and I’d love to meet a cutie to have fun with tonight after the welcome party! I’d like to have an audio call on tg to verify that the vibes are good, and then meet around La Jolla tonight (pressure-free) and make sure we’re both feeling it! 🌟

Me: 27, mixed race (afro portuguese), dark curly hair, fit w/curves (gym 4-5x per week, lots of walking), friendly, easygoing, single

You: 22-35, able to host, fit/athletic, 5’9”+, nice hair, good conversation, friendly, single, alright with no reciprocation and comfortable sharing SFW pictures (here or tg)

Please include your favorite song in your message to show you read everything! :)

Getting off my shift and what better way to do it than meet up to start the day off right? I love to lay you down and wake you up the right way. Let me explore everything you have to offer.

6 foot, muscular build, dark featured.

Hey there -

I’ll keep it simple: I love giving. There’s something incredibly satisfying about taking my time, reading every little reaction, and making sure you’re completely lost in the moment. I’m the type who enjoys teasing just as much as pleasing. I like giving slow, deliberate kisses, soft whispers, playful touches that build the tension until you’re practically begging for more.

I’m on the hunt for a true pillow princess, someone who just wants to lay back, relax, and fully enjoy being taken care of. No pressure to give back. I’m genuinely turned on by your pleasure, and I’m more than happy to be the one doing all the work.

I'm 6'0, med built, black hair, brown eyes, and have a nice warm tongue.

If the thought of being teased until you’re a mess sounds like your kind of fun, I think we’ll get along just fine.

Let’s chat, trade a few messages, and see if we click. Let me treat you right.

I'm a 35 y/o BBW. I'm 5'11", red hair and green eyes, white. I'm looking for a guy who takes care of himself, and I would prefer a guy taller than me, but If you are a little shorter than me that is fine. I want someone who can't get enough of bbw pussy. Message me only if you're serious about meeting up. I live in west palm beach / Wellington area.

5’6” Mom bod looking for a long term relationship with an amazing muff diver

1. someone 35+ years old

2. No cheaters - ENM is okay

3. Live close by to Christiansburg

I want to have fun with the person I’m with and have a long term non- exclusive Relationship

Pretty BBW in North Park can host or travel any age any body!!!

Do you want to be touched and pleasured?? DM me. I have a strap I’ve never used if you wanna try that out too

Not reciprocation necessary 👅

We all have needs.  Desires.  Wants.  It’s all part of the human experience.  One of mine is that I love the intimacy of a good muff dive.  I’ve been told I’m VERY good at this.  I want to share my skills with you.  I assumed all men were good at muff diving, but I’ve learned that’s sadly not the case.

You’re juggling a lot in life, we all are. Work, family, obligations. You don’t have time to swipe endlessly, go on awkward coffee dates, or invest in something that may or may not lead anywhere.

I’m in my 50s (how’d that happen?), professional, emotionally grounded, and discreet. Physically, I’m white, average height, brown hair, blue eyes, average build, big smile. Sexually, I’m a giver, clean, recently tested, and snipped.  

Let me take the lead on this.  Just enjoy yourself.  Communication goes a long way.  Let yourself be the center of attention.  No expectations, no pressure, and no one ever has to know.  Your discretion is absolutely assured.  I love the softer, slower side of intimacy; touching, teasing, making out, exploring you, teasing you, tasting you, pillow talk, round two, switching positions, after-care. I love it all.

You want to feel wanted again, to feel that spark.  You want to be a little selfish. You’re STD free, drug free, light drinker. Fun, present, and discreet.  I’m open to age.  Maybe you need some “me” time.  Or maybe you just really need this.

Introduce yourself.  Say “hi!”.  Give me a few tips on how to make this a great experience.  What’s one thing you’re too shy to ask for?  What’s one thing you really enjoy?

I'm a real certified massage therapist and have a fantasy of giving a woman a massage, completely professionally until my hands keep roaming further down her back, over her butt, and further up her thigh with each stroke. Ending with my head between her thighs. Obviously something I'd never just try in a professional setting since consent is paramount, but would love to find someone interested in exploring this.

I have a table, sheets, table warmer etc. 

I'm easy-going, have good hygiene, can carry a conversation, I have a sense of humor (but who doesn't think they have a sense of humor?). In my free time I like to cook (and eat), watch movies, or fall down internet rabbit holes about some random topic that popped into my head. Salt&pepper hair (more than happy to send a face pic). Can host near LACMA.

As far as what I'm looking for: age isn't important, and I'm open to any body type, so I guess I'm just asking for good hygiene and an easy going personality. I'm okay with NSA/ONS but  an ongoing FWB situation would also be great. 

I like to chat for a bit before we meet just to make sure we're on the same page. More than happy to send a face pic too. If you're interested, send me a DM, let me know a bit about you and we can see if we're a good fit. Can host at my place near The Grove.

Looking for an eater someone who knows how to use everything at their disposal.

I’m told I’m easy to talk to, open minded, and good at navigating unconventional dynamics with discretion, so I’m pretty flexible depending on the connection and vibe.

About me: 5’6”, fit/curvy, long brown hair, and a playful side once I’m comfortable 😉 and has a very high libido. I can share few more daring photos elsewhere, so if you’re curious, feel free to take a look and tell me what you think.

Outside of that, I spend a lot of time at the gym, hiking with my dog, or getting competitive over board games with friends. I love a balance of staying active and having cozy nights in.

I can travel or host depending on what works best. Bonus points if you’re an animal lover, because my cats and dogs are definitely part of the package.

Looking forward to getting to know someone fun, respectful, and confident enough to keep up with me.

* Single men only, please. No affairs, cheating, or ENM. *

Hi all,

I'm a tall and slender, attractive woman living on the Westside. I’m looking for someone close to me who can host. I am NOT clean shaved. I am currently trimmed, and not afraid to go full bush.

I'm recently tested, and I will ask you to be tested as well.

Please respond with a short bio including your age, location, height, and once the chat is accepted a picture. No photo, no response. I Will ask about testing.

I look forward to meeting you!

So I’ve been toying with the idea of getting licked by a stranger, finally decided to take the first step.

A little bit about me: have a pair of great boobs. Chinese, likes food and matcha - I’m also based in kl / selangor

If your into cuddles and some conversations to make it a comfy experience. Looking only for guys 28 + and Chinese only. Will need this to be discreet, and I won’t be able to host. I may reciprocate if the vibes are right but also maybe not. Need to take an std test before. Also non smoker pls

To get the conversation started, please send me your age, ethnicity, location, and why you think you might be a good fit :)

Recently out of college for the year and straight info full time work, you can imagine the amount of tension in my body. I've tried everything: warm baths, expensive dinners, touching myself, but nothing quite does the job. I need you to help me fix my "overworked and underlicked" problem. Can you?

About me: Black+Latina, big dark curly hair, curvy athletic, 5’7, loves to dress up and am action-oriented. I get hit on too often, but of course I’ll be sharing pictures of myself and you can see for yourself. I’m tested and you should be too. I come with a built in high libido and lots of laughs!

About you: Tested with documents ready to show, able to host, kind and funny, honest. Preference for someone local and not visiting. You should be comfortable going out for a drink or dinner before. Getting me off is fun, but even more so if you know a bit about me and I know some things about you.

Admittedly I have a type… I love tall white guys a few years older than me with athletic body types. I love longer hair, staches and stubble, and good arms. But anyone who aims to please should apply. Hope to hear from all of you 🧘🏾‍♀️🌸

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Hey ladies,

Throwing this out there because it is warm, and hoping that I get a PM that matches the heat.

I'm genuinely easy-going man with a very open mind. Pretty much down for most kinks and scenarios as long as everyone's having fun and feeling good. Want me to take my time and tease? I will. Want to sit down on my face and rub it against my lips until you orgasm? Then we'll go as far you can. Want to incorporate a certain kink or fantasy? I'm game for pretty much all of it.

No pressure, no weird expectations. Just two adults having some no-strings fun.

I'm a 175cm Arab guy with a muscular build, but a bit of that soft dadbod layer going on (you know, the "I lift but I also lift snacks" special). I'm clean, healthy, groomed, educated, and I love me a witty person (and hopefully eventually wet too). Your (adult) age and relationship status are not my main concern, but I do expect respect and warm attitude. We both should be caring about how the other person feels, not just the moment itself.

Looking forward to hear from you.

I’m average height, conventionally attractive, fit/slim. Im clean and discreet. Pretty easy to get along with, solid conversationalist (but hopefully we wont be having too much convo since your mouth will be busy with other things).

Heres how it’ll play out: We will meet up for a couple drinks. Feel out things and get rid of some nerves. If we’re hitting it off, maybe you get a bit more handsy. The idea of being groped/felt up in public is kinda hot (but it has to be discreet). Eventually we get to the point where we’re both dying to get down to business and we head back to my place. I love a good tease and some build up. I want you to devour my pussy and eat me out in every position. I really love being eaten from behind though so i can also have my ass eaten and maybe some light spanking. The more turned on and enthusiastic you are, the more turned on I will be. It’s super hot for me to see how hard you get just from eating me out. We will not have sex and i will not reciprocate.

If this goes well, we can have a longer term thing going. i have moments when i want someone i can just summon to come and eat me out, so bonus points if you have some flexibility and free time in your schedule usually. I like big tall guys who can pick me up easily and eat me out from different positions. I also appreciate a good mustache (maybe I’ll ride your face). I want someone eager to please who is going to treat me well. And of course I want someone clean/tested and respectful.

Tell me a bit about yourself in your message (and make it obvious that you read my post and understand what I am looking for). Please be willing to send a picture early.

About me: 5’3”, BBW (240 lbs), big tits, big hips, shoulder length brown curly hair, small ass but it loves to be spanked, conventionally attractive, submissive but easy-going, love to have real conversations. I love cats, tame impala, PTV, Balu brigada, anything psychedelic rock.

What I’m looking for: someone who’s confident , happy, and eager to have the opportunity that is me bringing their favorite meal to them (me, I’m the favorite meal), takes pride knowing they’ve worked hard to be able to host me, and possibly take me out for a drink or a quick bite to build up some tension, ending with us in bed, and a night of fun. Works been very hard, my feet absolutely hurt. I want someone to take time on me and help me relax completely. I’m a lover and pleaser, so ideally I’d like to be able to massage and take Time on you as well. WILL DRIVE. Have the entire day off and wanna have some fun!

About you: looks aren’t everything but I do require face / voice validation - it’s the internet and I’m a small woman, so I’m not entertaining anyone who isn’t sending a photo or isn’t willing to verify within first few texts. I would prefer to be attracted to eachother. Can host, easy-going, CONFIDENT, and a pleaser. Show me you’re listening by writing me a small snippet of one of tour favorite Reddit meet-ups or successful encounter, loved to eat, and please.

Disclaimer: not against meeting a woman but I’ve never been with you, I’m very interested but it would mean it’s a learning approach on my end and would require.. guidance. As far as men, I like to make you work for me, but the work isn’t that hard if your fingers and mouth are magical.

Again, blocking people who don’t listen or read the post. Not entertaining or responding to people who don’t send me an audio or make a plan to verify with me.

Hi all,

I’m a tall, attractive woman living on the Westside. I’m recently tested, and negative. I will ask you to be tested as well.

I’m looking for someone close to me who can host. Please send over a nice description of yourself, a basic bio, and once the chat is accepted, a photo.

No photo, no response. I will ask about testing.

I look forward to meeting you!

Chubby babe in need of release... in someone's mouth.

Looking for a certified munch 😜 taste approved by yours truly ❤️ I am obsessed with my own recipe so I will probably ask you to share 💋 Never skimpy with the sauce 🫗 for someone who knows how to cook 👨‍🍳