r/SPHforbetas

▲ 93 r/SPHforbetas+3 crossposts

Bring your little shrimp here, so your goddess can have a good laugh.

Small ego, small shrimp

u/persiste2026 — 3 days ago
▲ 13 r/SPHforbetas+3 crossposts

I need a gift when I think of your sad penis

When you talk to me I only think of expensive gifts to let me forget how ridiculous you are...

u/AlexiaPanther — 2 days ago
▲ 23 r/SPHforbetas+3 crossposts

I can’t believe you get hard with something that small. It’s adorable how pathetic it is

u/goddessrica — 2 days ago
▲ 143 r/SPHforbetas+4 crossposts

The worst part isn’t your size. It’s how desperately you try to compensate for it

u/linasenses — 4 days ago
▲ 16 r/SPHforbetas+6 crossposts

Imagine Mommy holding your tiny peanut between her fingers and teasing you all night.

u/xlatingeisha — 4 days ago