r/ScatKitchen

I was feeling hilarious and did some food photography for some dirty snacks I had for a game I was playing recently.

I played a luck-based game with the potential of having to eat some nice sweet snack or the scat snacks 💩 I flipped a coin having to guess heads or tails. With each food increasing the number of coin tosses I have to guess correctly to avoid having to eat. Ranging from 1-5 in amount of my own shit used I prepared different foods.

1. White Chocolate Sticks dipped in my extra homemade dark chocolate 🥢

2. Special double cream filled Oreos 🍫

3. Shit coated pretzel snacks 🥨

4. Chocolate chip cookies with special filling 🍪

5. Wonderful fruity excrement smoothie (with a hint of pee) 🍹

Here are my results and rating of the food:

1. Did one coin toss and guessed correctly (BORING). I still ate everything lol. It was absolutely fine, the snack masking the shit taste mostly, just giving me the foreshadowing of what’s about to come.

2. Did 2 coin flips. Guessed one correctly and one wrong. Tried the shitty Oreo first... and crazy enough, the Oreos taste so strong they are still masking the taste a lot, even with a lot of chewing. So no food waste, I also ate the other dirty Oreo too. Say no to food waste!!

3. Did 3 coin tosses, guessed 2 correctly and one wrong. Started again with the shitty one... that was tough. Shit-to-snack ratio was hitting hard on these, and it was strooong. Chewing the crunchy pretzels was not helping with it. I decided to then only eat the one (so far to no food waste, loser 🙈).

4. Divided the cookies in half and did 4 coin tosses. Got 3 wrong this time. So down the hatch with the still-warm, shit-filled cookies... but what do I know? They still tasted magnificent! That’s a master baker for you 👩🏼‍🍳 Ate it all!

5. Finally, the smoothie I was most afraid of. Did 5 coin tosses and got 3 wrong.... damn, that’s 3 large gulps. The taste was strong but not overwhelming, so in all honesty, I hit a good ratio. Found even some nice seeds in there which already went through my digestive system. Well, 2 times the charm. I did still not finish the drink afterwards 🙈

I had great fun with it and hope it might inspire some more people ✌🏻 Over and out!