r/ThickGirlLore

The internet keeps saying this species isn’t real. Habitat markers suggest otherwise.

National Geographic did not prepare us for this ecosystem.

u/deadtshirtgirl — 20 hours ago

The most dangerous creatures in nature have the brightest colors…

u/Montana_Fire — 1 day ago
▲ 114 r/ThickGirlLore+1 crossposts

Desert edition: wildlife unusually well fed 🌵

Please do not feed the wildlife. She is clearly doing fine on her own. 😭🍑🥩

u/deadtshirtgirl — 2 days ago
▲ 112 r/ThickGirlLore+2 crossposts

Field notes: subject displays the rare Pink Mesh Migration Ritual. Movement patterns remain confident. Habitat: wherever she wants. 🦩📸

u/Torta_lover1459 — 3 days ago

Nature documentary voice: “Here we see the thick girl assuming her most powerful stance…”

u/deadtshirtgirl — 4 days ago

📸 Caught in the wild.

Researchers remain uncertain why the species assumes this position before chaos occurs. 😭

u/deadtshirtgirl — 6 days ago

FIELD REPORT #012: The Camouflage Phase Has Ended 😂

Slide 1:
➡️* Field observation begins*.

Slide 2:
➡️* Researchers note increased confidence*.

Slide 3:
➡️* Camouflage phase ended*.

Slide 4:
➡️* Subject remains unbothered*.

Migration Footage:
➡️* The Thick Girl approaches the observer with absolutely no concern for local regulations*.

u/deadtshirtgirl — 6 days ago