r/TradwifePersonals

Good afternoon gentleman. Allow me to preface this post by reminding everyone that all God’s children are precious in his eyes and just bc you may not be my future husband doesn’t mean I think you’re “less than” or anything like that.

I’m a 5’2” fit thin nerdy semi-autistic pale freckled bespectacled brunette legal assistant with long wavy hair and what I’ve been told is a “sleeper” body. I’m a Christian with Buddhist influences and some other light heresy, but I’m not a proselytizer. I am looking for a Christian man & am willing to go along with whatever my husband’s denomination is. What’s important to me is that our future family all attends church together one day. Speaking of, I am looking to start a family- I’m down to have as many kids as we can responsibly afford. I’d like to be able to take time off for each kid at least until they’re in school.

I’m into politics (have a purely ornamental degree in international relations that u have permission to make fun of me for)(it’s also kind of inevitable having grown up right outside Washington DC- politics is the water everyone swims in here), UFOs, hiking, baking, Tolkien, WarHammer 40k, classical literature, philosophy, gardening, mending, shooting guns, making mixed media portraits of family and pets and video games (Bethesda RPGs, animal crossing, Disco Elysium). Re gardening- I would LOVE to have a big garden or farm one day and have been saving up on my own to that end. Speaking of, I am debt-free except for my mortgage. Personality wise I’m kind of goofy, whimsical, supportive, introverted, good-willed, direct (sometimes to the point of bluntness), analytical, private, curious, dutiful, and pragmatic. And very submissive. And maybe a little bratty. Hence the CDD. I also happen to think I’m good with older women so your mom would prolly love me haha.

What else?

No kids, no tats, no piercings except for my ears. 1 blue heeler who is too smart for his own good. I’m close with my parents and would like to remain close to them.

Oh yeah, I was married from 18-25 but he ended up falling in love with an OnlyFans femboy. It’s ok to laugh. It’s p funny tbh lol. So yeah if you’re straight we’re already off to a good start lol.

Just to recap, I would say my “must-haves” are:
-Christian
-30-44 (based on the half your age + 7 rule of dating older ppl) (more flexibility on the upper end if you think you can convince my dad you’re not a predator lol)
-Has integrity & is kind, dutiful & conscientious
-Not manipulative or arrogant
-prefers to lead/be in charge; masculine
-desires MONOGAMOUS CDD marriage
-Established in his career & desires to be a provider for his family
-no kids (sorry single dads I’m just not ready to handle being a stepmom)

My “nice-to-haves”:
-nearby
-nerdy
-debt-free/good financial sense
-good at validating emotions
-taller than me
-good with parents and dogs
-would be ok with me teaching some Buddhist principles to our kids
-already owns land
-would want me to be Pilates wife (at least part time until kids haha)
-is an enneagram 2, 5, 6 or 8

Also, if you’re not nearby, idk how this would work without living in sin or rushing into things - I’m open to relocating eventually but that would not be practical if we’re just getting to know each other.

If you’re thinking “wow this sounds like a lot where does this girl get off”…yes. Something something something a lock that opens for every key is a bad lock blah blah blah.

Edit: I guess the polyamory gooners tend to be illiterate as well as degenerate. If you contact me about being a sister wife I’m just going to roast you.