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33 [F4M] help this tita out

I just finished my period and idk why I'm feeling so horny tonight 😭 and the weather isn't helping either 😭😭 gusto ko lang ng tite, hirap naman ng walang dick-on-demand hayst

about me: plus-size tita from the north (north of Metro Manila)

you: likes plus-size women, hygienic, please be older than 28, hindi DDS

If interested, hmu!

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u/sith-mistresss — 3 hours ago

27 [F4M] who wants some tits?

The weather is inviting. 🥺🥱
Grabe gusto ko lang naman masusO. 🤣

Let’s have a slow-burn connection. I need a constant distraction and wala paring winner. 🥲

About me:
✨ I work at night, guess my job?
✨ Kinda chubby, more to love eme.
✨ I’m an 8.
✨ Mestiza.

About you:
✔️ Humihinga (non-negotiable)
✔️ Mabango
✔️ Cutesy
✔️ Bonus points if moreno at may biceps 😭 Ohh please, sarap tignan ng biceps when doing the deeds.

Also, sana malapit lang sa area ko and may sariling space… para easy access. lol

📍Embo, Taguig

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u/urcutieesby — 7 hours ago

26 [F4M] LF REAL SUB GUY

I'm looking for a REAL Sub Guy.

About you:

•Manly Professional

•Cute

•Above 20s

•Kinky

•Safe and Tested

• REAL Submissive

About me:

•Professional

•Loves to jog/run

•Safe and Tested

•MM Area

•Femdom

•Has Armpit kink

Interested? DM me your ASL and armpit pic😊

Interested? DM me your ASL and armpit pic😊

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u/UnusualPumpkin59 — 4 hours ago

25 [F4M] Quickie + Cuddle? Here in QC or nearby lang sana

About me:

- 2 body count so far (1 from my last ex and 1 from my last fubu which only lasted for a month and a half)

- 53kg, 155cm so normal bmi

- Idk about looks, we can exchange before meet up

About you:

- Hygienic ofc

- Just not obese because I have no experience and therefore have no idea how to handle u if ever.

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u/gurlidontknowanymore — 5 hours ago

21 [F4M] looking for exclusive fwb that leads to a serious rs haha

As what the title says, I'm looking for a potential exclusive fwb that leads to a serious rs. Most of my past hindi nagwork bc hindi kami sexually compatible and other personal aspects. I'm looking for a genuine connection talaga, not just for hookups haha

About me:
- 4'11
- from MM
- college student
- multiple piercings
- curvy & thicc
- clingy af
- kanal & dark humor
- will give you my attention

About you:
- taller than 5'5
- moreno
- 20-26
- clean
- respectful
- CLINGY
- consistent
- can carry himself
- yearner
- same humor as me
- nanggigigil (literal)
- foreplay enjoyer (MARUNONG KUMAIN)
- not an ac dude (seriously 'di ko kayang makipagsabayan in straight english conversations haha)

check my profile for an idea of my appearance
DM me your intro and we'll see how this goes :))

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u/Most_Jaguar_507 — 8 hours ago

27[F4M] Any guy wanna help me cum today?

Hello, r4r! I’ve been super stressed at work lately so I haven’t had the chance to satisfy myself. I woke up this morning super horny and had the urge to touch myself. I’ve been caressing my tits nonstop so my nipples are extra hard rn. I also started humping my pillow and fantasizing that I’m riding someone. If you’re down to talk right now please let me know and I will touch myself for you, show you my thing, and I’ll let you hear my moans.

To start this off, please send me details about yourself specifically your age, gender, height, and a short description about yourself. Please send a photo of yourself too and I’ll also send mine! Physical attraction is somewhat important to me so send your best photo as I will only reply to those I deem attractive 😅😅

Some things about me:
- 27 years old with a lean body type
- 5’6 tall with white skin my username is my cup size
- I can be both dominant and submissive
- When dominant, I like telling you what (and what not) to do.
- When submissive, I’ll do whatever you want me to do
- Very very kinky

What I’m looking for:
- Guys between 19-30 years old
- Attractive or at least confident with his looks
- Body type: Someone with a lean to muscular built or a muscular dadbod. Preferably 5’8 above since i’m tall haha
- Can tolerate my kinks

Send me a message if you’re interested!

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u/thirtysix_see — 15 hours ago

F19 Lf ka dirtytalk

Im so horny asf rn and I need someone who will treat me like a pokpok or a puta

abt me
- petite
- wont show face
- will send lang kahit ano hanggang sa kung saan ako comfy

abt u
- can be discreet
- no asking personal info
- no saving or recording
- any age as long as you can feed my kinks
- you can also sen and I will be discreet abt it
hmu

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u/Sea-Plantain7730 — 3 days ago

24 [F4M] real quick sop

Madalian lang na SOP 🫣

About me:

• pretty chill and easygoing

• apparently, I have a nice voice daw (?) so you can be the judge

• open-minded and accepting

• easy to talk to, especially if we actually vibe

• not looking to make things complicated, just wanna have a good time and see where the conversation goes

• I can match your energy, so don’t be shy HAHAHA

About you:

• preferably 22+ but not older than 27

• chill, nice, and easy to talk to

• has a good sense of humor

• preferably a moaner HAHAHAHA, you know what I mean 🫣

• respectful and knows how to communicate

Limited time lang kasi, so madalian lang talaga. if we vibe, we vibe. If not, at least we had a good conversation.

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u/Care_Kooky — 3 days ago

26 [F4M] Looking for Fun

hi. i am looking for some fun— sex. i want all the way (with penetration). i want it discreet, respectful, straightforward, and no drama.

about you (non-negotiable):
•26 and older
•from makati or nearby areas
•can host and drive
•working professional

about me:
•26
•5’0”
•medium to fair skin
•40d-28-30
•working professional in makati

if you are interested, just message me your details

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u/No_Technician_581 — 4 days ago

21[F4M] Curiosity can kill me

READDD FIRST
hii I'm new here and I'm looking for someone to talk or hangout , let's see. We can hangouts muna then if we vibe then let's do it. I have experience naman sa past rs ko but i want to try FUBU exclusive and constant

me:
21 turning 22 soon
Fair skin , 5'1 - 5'2
Paranaque
Petite / curvy
hygienic / clean
innocent-looking but wild
mabango
rides very well
a big fan of older guys
Mataas sex drive and sex appeal
Good looking (8/10)
I want hard fuck or soft
I do workouts, hiking, running, yoga, muay thai (i love doing these kind of activities if nagmamatter)
I love talking like im extrovert

looking for
21-27 yrs old
likes to eat
Submissive but also loves to cuddle
preferably can host and shoulder if ever CI
may car (hatid sundo) prefer ko
taller than me like 5'10 to up
Want ko lean build or like literal na fit
touchy
mabango
very wild
Non- smoker pleasee
good with words and in bed
Please give me proof ng mga test to make sure lang n clean
Good-looking (7 and up out of 10)
Slim/fit/mascular type (kayang mag 2-3 rounds)

DM ME ABOUT UR SELF WITH PIC AND PROOFS (i dont reply or intertain)

TG : bowssssh

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u/Bufu_07 — 3 days ago

26 [F4M] chill voice/sleep call

can't sleep and i'm kinda bored. Anyone here who wants to have a chill voice call or maybe a sleep call?

About me:
\- plus size
\- 5'7 (pretty tall for a woman)
\- can be too clingy or too boring at the same time
\- from metro manila

About u:
\- older
\- taller
\- not boring so I won't be too
\- loves to call is a plus

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u/Infinite_Cattle_9933 — 4 days ago

21 [F4M] Curiosity can kill me

hii I'm new here and I'm looking for someone to talk or hangout , let's see. We can hangouts muna then if we vibe then let's do it. I have experience naman sa past rs ko but i want to try FUBU exclusive and constant

me:
21
Fair skin , 5'1 - 5'2
Manila
Petite / curvy
hygienic / clean
innocent-looking but wild
mabango
rides very well
a big fan of older guys
Mataas sex drive and sex appeal
Good looking (8/10)
I want hard fuck or soft
looking for
21-27 yrs old
likes to eat
dominant but also loves to cuddle
preferably can host and shoulder if ever CI
may car (hatid sundo)
taller than me like 5'10 to up
touchy
mabango
very wild
Non- smoker pleasee
good with words and in bed
Please give me proof ng mga test to make sure lang n clean
Good-looking (7 and up out of 10)
Slim/fit/mascular type (kayang mag 2-3 rounds)
DM ME ABOUT UR SELF WITH PIC AND PROOFS

TG: bowssssh

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u/Bufu_07 — 3 days ago

26 [F4M] Looking For Fun

hi. i am looking for some fun— sex. i want all the way (with penetration). i want it discreet, respectful, straightforward, and no drama.

about you (non-negotiable):
•26 and older
•from makati or nearby areas
•can host and drive
•working professional

about me:
•26
•5’0”
•medium to fair skin
•40d-28-30
•working professional in makati

if you are interested, just message me your details

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u/No_Technician_581 — 4 days ago

24[F4M] Looking for a fun, casual arrangement (NSA)

Hey! I’m looking for a straightforward, no-strings-attached connection with someone who knows what they want and communicates clearly. Someone nearby who can hang out without turning it into a whole ordeal.

About me:
5'4, thicc curvy build.
Clean, low-drama, and value good vibes and clear communication.
Respect privacy and boundaries above all else.
Clean/Tested

About you:
Respectful, good hygiene, and values discretion/safety.
Can Hatid/Sundo
Clean/Tested

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u/Sure-General-1785 — 5 days ago

20[F4M] eat my pussy and boobies

exactly kung what the title says hahahaha sana grabeng cravings to kakaiba na

hit me kung giver kayo dahil willing ako maging receiver charez whhwhahhhahhuhuhuhu ovulating eh kaya tigang na tigang ang college studet nyo!

me:

20 yrs old

5'4

Exploring new sorts of things

About you:

wala naman ako specific preference pero substance in convo pls

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u/One_Check_5748 — 4 days ago

38F [F4M] with consent ni Partner. Looking for someone to talk to and let’s see where things go. 🥰 J

38F [F4M] with consent ni Partner. Looking for someone to talk to and let’s see where things go. 🥰 Just want to find a genuine connection, good conversations, and a nice escape from the daily routine.

​38 F, mom, Pasig area.

​Message me on TG @EnvyEastSide

​Preferred: Yung mga inosente at hindi hustler sa ganito hahaha. Respectful and discrete guys only, please!

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u/EnvyEastSide — 5 days ago

26 [F4M] Looking for Fun

hi, i am looking for fun. discreet, respectful, and no drama

about me:
•26
•5’0”
•40D-28-30
•medium to fair skin
•working professional in makati

about you:
•26+
•living in makati or nearby areas
•can host and pick me up

if you are interested, kindly message me in this format (age, marital status, location, if can host and pick up)

example: 30, single, makati city, can host and pick up

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u/No_Technician_581 — 5 days ago

21 [F4M] let me ride your cock? 😩

heya! i'm 21, 5’3”, fit, mestiza, a bit conyo, and a senior from upd who got out of a relationship earlier this year. i’m looking for a friends with benefits setup, both online and irl.

ideally, you’re 18-25, easy on the eyes, from upd or admu so it’s convenient to meet up, taller, fit too, willing to be submissive and fuck me raw, and open to BOTH an online and in person fwb setup.

let’s exchange face pics here. pls be clear, respectful, and share what college you're from when reaching out :) can’t wait to meet you! ☺️

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u/ProfessionalUnable96 — 6 days ago

33[F4M] nipple play

Feeling frisky and i wanna momol now. Lf someone who’s open to be exclusive. Someoone who wants to fondle and eat me. Carfun tayo, No pene :)

About you:
Anyone who's decent
knows boundaries
okay with a hot steamy car fun momol set up
Should be single
around my age
fit/manly

About me:
lady boss in the morning, baby girl after work
single
curvy
working professional, healthcare industry
Makati area

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u/Least-Factor-8897 — 5 days ago

28 [F4M] can you

I'm back and looking for someone worth getting distracted by.

This would not be my usual post, so here it is.

I'm looking for someone open to making out with, enjoys teasing and someone I can touch down there 🍆 and isn't afraid of building chemistry.

I'm also interested in a constant, exclusive and no penetration set up with plenty of kissing, flirting and genuine connection.

I’m into good tension, great conversations and chemistry that naturally leads somewhere fun.

About me:
- 28|5'2
- Biologically female
- Black long hair & fair-skinned
- brown eyes (I'm not chinita, stop asking)
- has braces if that's your thing 😂
- owns multiple EDT/EDP perfumes (if you know, you know)
- normal build

***
- Working pro|Postgrad|Big 4
- Independent, emotionally stable and knows what she wants
- Soft energy with a teasing side once I’m comfortable
- Values effort, consistency and time

About you:
- 40 below
- Single (i don't want to be in trouble)
- I'm not into looks but pls be decently presentable
- Facial hair is definitely a plus 👌
- 5'7 up (I'm not into short kings, sorry)
- Hygienic

**
- Can travel and doesn’t mind the distance
- EMOTIONALLY STABLE pls & knows what he wants 😂
- Smart, emotionally mature and has substance
- Respectful of boundaries
- & Knows how to build tension properly

* I'm NOT looking for instant attachment or empty flirting.
* If your opener is just "hi" or "hey," it's probably a pass. I put a lot of effort into making this post so I'd appreciate the same energy in your message.

Seeya! 🤍

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u/Ikay0603 — 5 days ago