33M - Just looking for people that can actually handle friendships with benefits.
I'm so tired of this dumbass dating culture. NO. I don't want to just fuck.
I wants bros that talk about normal bro shit and can also spend one night out of the month gooning to the same stuff. Maybe you want to touch another dude in private and not be touched. I don't care. If you want me to do something to you, just ask me, man. It's 2026 and relationships have evolved.
If your a woman, I'm a great gay best friend. I like helping pick out outfits and listening to you talk about that asshole from last weekend or that shit coworker that always gets on your nerves talking about your man. I can also be the intimate partner when you feel lonely. We don't have to have sex, but maybe you want to feel the touch of someone that respects you for who you are. A strong woman that just feels bad right now. That's fine.
We're past the days of old when things were black and white. Things are messy and complicated. Can't we just make this shit normal already? Obviously looking for long term. ACTUAL FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. I already have my core group of which I've done this with a few male and female buddies, but obviously people find their one and only. That's fine too. Doesn't mean I have any less love to give. If you wanna just hang or talk, also fine.
If you're up to the challenge of beating the social norms, shoot me a message or comment. I'm so done with this fuck ass dating scene. I've given up on that and am now in my era of fostering normal, sexual people into healthy and long lasting relationships. I don't mind being the one before your special one as long as you maintain our friendship. Super low maintenance guy, if you haven't noticed.
Let me know, EP, TX. I know y'all are felling the pressure too. Come chill with someone chill.