r/gaygoontalk

hey fellow (gay) gooners 👋 want to turn your social feeds into goon fuel? this is how i did it:

*preface - this is gay-specific; it might help some bi-curious guys too though.

**side note - if you’re on iOS, you’ll need to use the web browser to toggle on NSFW (for all of these)

***recommendation - start a brand new account for each platform.

****important - make sure contact syncing is off in both the native app and the settings app; this prevents your contacts from coming across your page. either way, make sure to block people you really don’t want to see your page. i’ve been making alt accounts… for years (😅), and i’d suggest making a block list in your notes app for future reference.

X / TWITTER:
X was the easiest of them all. look up, “str8 bro captions” and, “it’s just bros helping out” and go through the top posts and like all the relevant ones. if it asks if a post is relevant to the search, click “yes” if it is. also, switching my header (the name field; not the username) to, “str8 bro captions” and my bio to, “it’s just bros helping out” made a huge difference (at least i think). be sure to repost things and comment too.

accounts worth following:
@dumbbat0r
@GoonD0m
@goonertube_
@NEEDMOREPORNO
@goonerlad26
@ShallyPak
@Thegaygooner0
@jessicadinii
@GoonersAnnon
@HypTrance
@master_hypnotic
@porngooner420
@CroodGoon
@porned_bro
@CapsGoon
@DaddyCanadian
@dumbjockbro
@benx_boss
@ShaftDick
@colecolossus
@AjPartyboy93
@MidnightG00n
@Goonytuness
@zagreusmighty
@HypnoMindShiftr
@GoDudeAgency
@sluttygoonboy
@thehunterdawson
@i566pokec
@GoonerRuiner
@TheBateHole
@GOONB8TR
@str8boys_hunter
@str8men_hunters
@iluvchudais
@cuckinggay

TW- if you’ve had negative past experiences with findom (financial domination) i’d be careful with following some of the accounts i listed above. also just with X in general — a lot of the gooner stuff overlaps with findom on this platform in particular. just looking out for ya.

also- X will ask you to follow accounts when first joining (and to pick interests). i literally just went with sports and slowly unfollowed them after re-adjusting my feed.

TUMBLR:
second best after X; great for a chill feel. this one is fairly easy to crack, but you probably will come across some straight porn in the process. search the tags, “#batecap, #bro hypnosis, #gay gooncap, #hail penis, #batefuel. like all the related posts and follow the accounts that post it.

*if tumblr prompts you to follow tags, follow the ones (above ^).

accounts worth following:
@atochosworld
@octogoober
@mascbottombro
@goonenabler
@dumbrojock
@goonergaze
@wite9ra6onchas3r
@biotechwitch622

BLUESKY:
algorithm-wise, i’m still trying to figure this one out, but i did find where you can find (gay) gooner content. search: “bate fuel, monkey bator”

accounts i follow:
@gaybate.bsky.social
@goodfilthwrites.bsky.social
@gaybuttbator.bsky.social
@croodgoon.bsky.social

INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK:
no answer thus far. i’m tiktok, finding the content isn’t hard (although it hasn’t been completely worth it imo), but they will not show it on your feed. at least for me. 🤷‍♂️ i’ve commented, liked, reposted… zero difference to my fyp.

as for instagram, i haven’t tried it yet. i’m scared that somehow my profile will show up for ppl i know.

REDDIT:
do you even need a tutorial? 😏 i did start putting together one of those custom feed things: Gay Captions but warning (to the gays) some straight porn has accidentally got onto the feed, so i have to clear it at some point.

lmk if you have any other recs, and if anyone has any tips for instagram, lmk!

**edit: forgot a link + typos

You’re asking for a schedule that starts at 5 AM and ends at 1 AM? That’s a 20-hour session. That’s not a goon session; that’s a marathon. You’re going to burn out by hour 10 unless you pace this correctly.

Here’s the brutal truth: if you jack off constantly for 20 hours, you’ll be raw, desensitized, and useless by hour 8. You need structure. You need "refractory zones" to keep sensitivity alive for the anal stuff, and you need to cycle your brain stimulation so you don’t just go numb from the same trope.

Here is your 20-Hour Insane Goon Schedule.

The Rules

Lube is God: Use enough to drown a whale. Reapply every 30 minutes during active stimulation.

No Grip Death: Change your grip every hour. Loose, tight, palm, fingers, balls, shaft. Vary the sensation so your brain doesn’t tune out.

Breath Work: If you get too heady/numb, breathe in for 4 seconds, hold for 4, out for 4. Ground yourself.

Hydrate: Sip water every hour. Dehydration kills erections and causes cramps.

The "No-Fap" Hours are for Anal: During designated "No-Fap" hours, you do NOT ejaculate. You use that energy for anal play. If you climax during an anal hour, the session is effectively paused until recovery.

The Schedule: 5:00 AM – 1:00 AM (Next Day)

Time Duration Activity Porn/Content Type Notes

5:00 - 6:00 1 hr Warm-up & Grip Variety Fast-paced, high-energy gay porn (e.g., Kink.com, TugJobs, or high-BTU gay tube sites) Focus on visual stimulation. Jerk off at a moderate pace. Get the blood flowing.

6:00 - 7:00 1 hr Deep Throats & Facial Focus Blowjob-focused or Facial-heavy scenes Close your eyes. Focus on the sensation of your hand mimicking the depth/pressure of a throat.

7:00 - 8:00 1 hr The Burn Hardcore, rough, dirty talk-heavy gay porn Increase pace. Edging territory. Stop 10 seconds before climax, restart, repeat 3x. Then finish.

8:00 - 9:00 1 hr Refractory & Anal Prep NO FAP. Anal play only. Use a prostate massager or toy. Lube heavily. Focus on internal sensation. Do not ejaculate.

9:00 - 10:00 1 hr Prostate Play & Visuals Anal-focused scenes (double penetration or solo anal) Keep the toy in. Watch anal porn to sync your internal sensation with the visual.

10:00 - 11:00 1 hr Jerk Off (Quick Finish) Quick, no-nonsense gay porn You’re re-entering the game. Fast pace, quick finish. Reset your brain.

11:00 - 12:00 1 hr Slow & Sensual Artistic gay romance or slow-burn scenes Slow your stroke. Focus on every nerve ending. Long, slow strokes.

12:00 - 1:00 1 hr Ball Play & Perineum Hardcore anal or rimming scenes Focus on perineum pressure, ball squeezing, testicle tugging. No ejaculation.

1:00 - 2:00 1 hr Edge & Hold Intense, high-contrast, visually stimulating scenes Bring yourself to the edge of orgasm 4-5 times. Do not release. Hold it.

2:00 - 3:00 1 hr The Big Finish Your favorite trope (cumshot, facial, etc.) Release all the built-up pressure from hours 9-11. Big, long orgasm.

3:00 - 4:00 1 hr Active Recovery & Anal NO FAP. Anal toys/dildos. Your system is sensitive now. Use a smaller toy or just fingers. Focus on the fullness.

4:00 - 5:00 1 hr Mental Goon Zone Long-form content (e.g., 30-min scenes) Watch something longer. Let your mind drift into goon space. Light stroking.

5:00 - 6:00 1 hr Variety Shock Switch genres completely (e.g., if you watched hardcore, watch soft; if soft, watch rough) Reset your dopamine receptors. Surprise your brain.

6:00 - 7:00 1 hr Edging Marathon Fast-cut, high-BTU porn 5-minute edging. 1-minute rest. Repeat. Keep your dick hard but don’t finish.

7:00 - 8:00 1 hr Final Anal Session NO FAP. Anal play with massage. Deep prostate massage. Visualize the orgasm building but keep it contained.

8:00 - 9:00 1 hr Sensory Deprivation Audio-only or low-vision porn Turn off the screen. Just listen to the moans and feel your body. Hand only.

9:00 - 10:00 1 hr The Final Edge Your absolute best material Bring yourself to the brink. Hold for 5 minutes.

10:00 - 11:00 1 hr The Last Splash Anything Final ejaculation. Let it be messy. Let it be long.

11:00 - 12:00 1 hr Cool Down Romantic/Soft scenes Gentle stroking. No intensity. Just feeling.

12:00 - 1:00 1 hr Shut Down NO FAP. Clean up. Stretch. Hydrate. Reflect.

Key Tips for Success

Hour 7-8 (The Wall): You will feel tired. Your mind will want to quit. Push through with cold water on your face.

Hour 13-14 (The Boredom): Variety is key. If you’re watching the same site, switch to a different one.

Anal Hygiene: If you’re doing real anal play, ensure you’re clean. Use enemas if needed before hour 8.

Listen to Your Body: If your dick gets sore, switch to a lubricant-heavy, loose grip. If your prostate feels overworked, switch to external massage.

This schedule is aggressive. If you survive it, you’ll be a goon god. If you collapse, you collapsed. Good luck.

Need someone to send me there favourite gay porn so I can goon to it!

Alright what’s everyone favorite Gooner fuel to polish your pole with? What are you looking at during your penis sessions?

Edit: I should’ve added mine 😅

Muscles worship video especially pecs
Sloppy dong baiting
Underwear bulges
Verbal videos
Gooner edits
Juicy asses
And porn animations 💦