r/gaymenintolatexgloves

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Hold still for the sound

It is time for the sound this is a deep one are you up
For the challenge
Hold still... 🩺 It’s time for your duo foley cath insertion. Let Nurse Noah take care of you in these skin-tight chloroprene gloves.

u/Familiar-Entry-2326 — 3 days ago
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Drop those pants, it’s time for your exam

Nurse Noah just clocked in for the night shift. The chloroprene gloves are on. It’s time to drop those pants. Don’t be shy; it will be a thorough exam. It’s time for your testicular exam. Hopefully, you don’t mind some squeezing. Hold still; it might tickle.

u/Familiar-Entry-2326 — 3 days ago
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Time to extract the load surgically

The shift just started don’t be shy you know what to do drop the pants and let me surgical squeeze out that load be a good patient and it should not hurt and don’t be shy let nurse Noah extract that load and bust all in the center of the chloroprene gloves it’s okay if it gets a little messy the job needs to get done

u/Familiar-Entry-2326 — 2 days ago
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Hopefully you don’t mind sweaty feet

My feet are so sweaty it’s time for them to breathe after a long hospital shift hope they are not to sweaty for you
Cloves off Nike socks removed , indigo gloves on. 🩺 Nurse Noah is performing a detailed pressure test on these exhausted red soles today.

u/Familiar-Entry-2326 — 4 days ago
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Guess my specialty based on a warning my coworker gave the new resident today

Don't mess with Noah.
That’s it. That’s the rule.
I have zero patience for unannounced room changes, I treat my patient's IV poles like a high-security perimeter, and I will fiercely defend my sedated patients from anyone trying to disrupt their care plan.
What type of nurse am I? Wrong answers only are also welcome

u/Familiar-Entry-2326 — 4 days ago
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Welcome to the night shift

Nurse Noah’s MICU Clinic is officially open. The night shift inventory is stocked: Halyard Purples, Biogel Surgicals, and plenty of sterile prep. Ready for your assessment? Should I get the patient intake form started

u/Familiar-Entry-2326 — 4 days ago
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Super sweaty socks

My Nike socks are so sweaty after a long hospital shift hope they are not to sweaty for you
Cloves off Nike socks reek , chloroprene gloves on. Nurse Noah is performing a detailed pressure test on these exhausted red soles today.

u/Familiar-Entry-2326 — 4 days ago