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I bought the van 8 years ago for just this reason. Paid cash, drove it to my house, parked it, and the van hasn't moved since. Tires are half-flat from it just sitting, but I don't care; it's not going anywhere. This van is the world's largest cumrag. 10+ full-cumshots a day.

That comes to 30,000-32,000 loads inside the van since I bought it; give or take.

Rarely do I miss a 7-hour day.

Daily, the van carpet underneath me receives pure white sperm, turned to black and brown stains over time. Every day, the carpet is soaked, first with the cum leaving my cock during the multiple-orgasm session, and then during my P-floor routine.

After my 5-hour masturbation session, I perform 2hrs of pelvic floor exercises. So, whatever semen remains, that semen is captured by the perspiration running down my body, and the remaining semen makes its way downward; into the carpet.

It's very empowering to know I have a built-in system that washes my cock and balls clean every day; which occurs while I'm clamping [winking] my anus very intensely, building muscle for 2 straight hours. I've done this whole routine for 8 years without relent. All of those loads over 8 years are soaked into a 2ft by 2 ft radius of carpet under me. Hope this helps.

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You guys are the best. I just wanted to send you off with a progress report: 14 more loads added the carpet. This carpet was the color of my leg in this pic when I bought the van. So much cum now. You people just don't know how much you inspire me.

"What's a cum-van? Why is it the World's Largest Cumrag?" I get this so much, I'm posting below to explain. Also, my cum is this white. It froths during hours-long masturbation. Most men aren't hard and still stroking with their own cum post-orgasm, so no froth. I never use lubes or lotions.

A friend here asked for a closer look at my pelvic floor. Between my balls and my anus, it's very built up. It looks bulbous, almost like there's a balloon in there. It's muscle. The area is very muscular. This is where I focus when I release hot jets of jism.

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I'm in the 7th hour, getting ready to exit the cum-van for the day. 11 orgasms in 5 hours, and now I'm winking my hole for 2 straight hours in this position. I make my hole "grip" as tight as possible, drawing my cock and balls upward. Like always, all of the cum has washed away to the floor.

Hairy and unwashed

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A look at where 8 years, 10+loads-a-day, every day, landed. The black stains are dried cum from 8 years in my van. I recently moved the seats forward to extend marking. Brown is cum, too. Notice, the old stains line up perfectly with the fresh cum. World's Biggest Cumrag. My van should be pregnant.

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I bought my masturbation van almost 8 years ago. Parked it in my garage on day 1. Hasn't moved since. Funny, the tires are half-flat. I never clean it. I perform hours of multiple loads & P-floor work, then step out. Paste and crumbs you see is 13 dehydrated "O"s. I never use lubes or lotions.