r/houstonr4r

Let me eat it

Basically what I'm looking for, looking to chat and meetup with a man who's very kinky. Whether you're married looking for discreet cheating. Single, bored and need a good fuck. Religious and rebellious. Needing a cuddle and kiss. Looking for something deep. Tell me the kinks you love and want to experience but haven't and let's have fun!

I'm 5’5, 140lbs, open minded, clean, hypersexual, love it raw and a breeder. Message me with your greatest desire.

I’m short, bbw, Latina, and it’s always been my dream to watch two guys make each other cum

27 Latina seeking a BWC or BBC for some car or ass play😛

420 friendly, on BC so no consequences 😉

age range: 21-35

Must be able to travel or meet up 🥰

I’m a fit 6ft1 college guy with an apartment just off campus from UH. I’m dtf any ladies, any ages or body sizes. Dm me and let’s have some fun tn;)

heyyyy i’m new to this and im just looking for a fwb or anything discreet, any type of girl of any age (over 18) sexuality or race or size i don’t discriminate!!

if we click maybe we can stay friends or meet again and im smoke and drink friendly :)

okay byeee

Im looking to please you orally, im not asking for anything in return. Please be clean and ddf.

Hello there! This is a long one. Not very sorry about it however. Trying again here.

What I want: Someone to get to know on a friend level, deep enough to matter a bit but never enough to date, not looking for that. Emotional intelligence a plus. I don’t really care about body stats, I’m not above it but sexual attraction will come more from how we talk. I do want to spend a few days talking, if that’s too slow I get it. But I have to be comfortable. Be single please. And over 25.

Preferably you would help me get thru a backlog of weird, obscure horror movies on Midnight Pulp and we can play around, before, during and after. If you could host that is. Car play is fine too. Shifting focus doesn’t hurt. Kink helps although I’m inexperienced as hell.
Treat me like a virgin tbh. I feel like one.

Me: 32, 200-ish lbs, 5’ 0”, blond, not the most feminine honestly, great boobs tho. I’m fat, not the most proportionate tho lmao. If you like things that jiggle then we’re good.
North of Houston up 59. Closer to Kingwood.
Tell me about you a bit, tell me what you’re looking for!

3 more weeks until summer freedom and I’m ready to reclaim my personality outside of teaching.

Would love to meet someone who’s into the simple fun stuff;road trips, finding random food spots, pool days, movies, concerts, late night drives, or even just hanging out and talking for hours. Open to seeing where things go naturally if we click.

About me: 35, teacher, sarcastic and pretty laid back. During the school year I’m permanently exhausted… during summer I become slightly feral and suddenly every spontaneous idea sounds like a good one.

I appreciate people who communicate well, don’t play games, and are genuinely excited to spend time together. Mostly just looking for something that feels easy, fun, and real…

I’m tired of my hubbys little dick and bad attitude. I’m a MILF baddie, hmu if you are a man who knows what you want.

I’m a blk female in 45 and 1960 area looking for someone to come over and just eat my hairy tight pussy till I’m running from the tongue😭😭😩 preferably by a blk man

Hung, handsome, healthy seeks playful female or adventurous couple for thrilling activities. Open to various dynamics and scenarios. Also open to ongoing FWB relationships.

Must be discreet.
Must be DDF.
Must be DTF.

It’s starting to rain. Let’s smoke/drink, hang out in your backseat and have fun. Last 2 days have been a complete bust. Be forward and please read the whole ad. Looking for white guys, preferably 35+, good looking, tall, and hung. Send face and cock pic and I will send nude/face pic. I’m 150lbs, 5’2, female, black. Last guy couldn’t keep it up, show me a good time.

I have been neglected and been wandering into very dirty thoughts. I’m just tryna chat and have fun with a guy (married or single). I’m married and I love showing off and getting off with strangers.

Oh boy, another day, another username, another lonely married wife, another f4m ad, another way to try and fill the hole in my heart and pussy.

What? You wanna judge me? Don't care. Gonna get the same messages from the same lonely married husbands who are also on another username, who also wrote another m4f ad, who also claim to be trying to fill the hole in their heart, but mostly just want me to sext and provide free, personal porn.

Blah blah blah. I've done that too many times to count at this point.

I've tried being friends first, I've tried immediately jumping into horny obsession, I've tried love and I've tried limerence, I've tried a one-night-stand, I've tried short-term, I've tried long-term (what even is long-term for an affair?), I've tried consistent hot and cold, I've tried inconsistent hot and cold, I've tried ugly dudes, medium dudes, hot dudes, tall dudes, short dudes, skinny dudes, fit dudes, muscular dudes, dad-bod dudes, chubby dudes, big cocks, little cocks, skinny cocks, thick cocks, uncut cocks, cut cocks, good conversation, bad conversation, boring conversation, kinky conversation

I don't know what I want and you don't know what I want either.

Do you know what you want? What have you tried?

Anyways, I'm bored, wanna chat? Send me a joke or something weird.

Let's see where it goes.....

5'10, 200ish pounds of chubby mom bod, white, brown hair, brown eyes

Not particular on looks (obviously), but prefer a 35-45 age range.

Be your authentic self.

PLEASE ONLY MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE ASIAN:

Japanese Chinese Korean Vietnamese filippino taiwanese ect. Lol

About me:

I am 5'5 latina curvy/athletic(full body picture in profile) looking for long term FWB. I am located near 59 North Beltway 8 area . I keep my self busy with my hobbies and when im not im at the gym or my garden. I am nerdy, I adore video games /anime. Im only able to meet up fridays evenings or any time Saturday. Im clean and respectful so I expect the same from you! Im NOT looking for ; couples or to be in a relationship!

I am in an open relationship my self so im perfectly happy with my arrangement. I just want some more fun for my self. I have an insatiable sex drive (;

If you’re(25yr-40yrs) Asian,(biracial is totally fine) tall(5'9+) chill, and into Latinas send me a message and lets see where this adventure takes us. Also i cannot host so you must be able to host NO car play lol. Please dont be a creep i value consistency in chemistry. I'm not the type to hook up randomly so our first meeting will be in public for our safety.

Woodlands/spring

I want to adventure to a sex shop and get a couple new dildos. Want to help break them in? And see if you can break me?

Hey yall! I can host at my apartment near campus or drive as well. Dm me ;))

Anyone up for getting together and partying tonight? Would like to eventually lick your clit through your panties and get them drenched and take them with me

hi baby butts, daddy's back.

37, F, 5'6, brown girl, short hair, plus size. solo-poly.

looking for a sweet, pretty, experienced(!!) subby boy who enjoys bottoming for momma. the kink list is long and i'm more concerned with establishing if there is mutual chemistry and attraction to start. I need to like you as a person to want to engage with you.

Attracted to pretty twinks especially if they have long hair hehe

I dislike: overt masculinity, big/muscular types, excessive body hair, "alpha" types

If you are insecure or ashamed of your kinks do not interact. I only want people in my life who are secure in who they are and what they're into.

active and experienced in the local scene and prefer the same.

if you message, tell me about yourself :)