r/londonersr4r

I never go ahead with hookups or anything because I plan too much and think too much about it. The only guy that's ever turned off my brain straight away lived on the other side of the globe. I want someone who knows how to dirty talk in a way that will just shut off my brain and we can make out the details out later. Just come in swinging into my DMs with some gooner talk. I want us to be like primal animals fucking but also where you just chill with your cock inside me. I want intense and I also want to masturbate together. Treat me like an object and a goon bud.

I'm 5'6, skinny and petite, white and brunette, relatively good looking for a living fleshlight, I think I'm good enough for that purpose. Can verify once we get talking properly.

If you've messaged me before just message again and don't be shy this time.

Just looking to be fingered nothing else
Have good hand skills
Age 20-26
Based in London
If interested send a dm
Can do this week
Can’t host so you should if possible
No penetration, maybe oral, no full sex just bringing pleasure through expert fingering.

We are planning to be in London for the weekend (10-13 July) and looking for a group of guys that all know each other to join us to watch the England game in a bar then head back to celebrate with a gangbang and help make Mrs the centre of attention.

Please note we are an MF couple, both of us will be there and both participating. Mr is fully straight, this is about making Mrs the centre of attention.

We will only meet with a group of guys that already know each other, we aren’t looking for individual single guys, sorry.

Check our profile for photos and drop us a message if interested.

I have a major fetish for public fun and cumshots. The conditions are that it has to be public yet discreet, you have to cum quickly, the cum will go on you, not me, and you probably need a change of shirt. Up to you. Once it's done we're done. I'm not fucking you

Hiya,

I’m Juliet and my partner is Chloe. We are hoping to find a women who we connect with and whose interested in having two women dominate her.

I’m curvy slim with a great ass and nice eyes and she’s petite and stunning. We both live together in South London so can host as well!

Kinks wise, we really enjoy bondage, use of toys (we have a fucking machine) anal, forced orgasms and much more!

Ideally, you’re open and confident! Verification is really important too.

If this sounds like a bit of you, please send us a message!

I live in an accepting, queer, anarchist house share in Tooting/Balham. Two of our house are moving back to Berlin and so we are looking for roomies. You would be joining a house of me 30 cis f (French) alongside 27 cis f (Irish) 28 trans f (uk) 27 trans f (Spanish). We are not a polycule but we do practice queer anarchy by:

Being open about our sex lives

Being accepting of nudity/self-love around the house

Being open to all genders

Having some communal toys

Because of this the house is strictly 24+ AT ALL TIMES.

To be upfront about house rules:

We need to agree guests in advance via our group chat to maintain the safety of the space

We all muck in and do our bit with chores/group cooking

Whilst you don’t need to be mega political, you should atleast be anti-racist and anti imperialist.

Will share more if interested. Give ASL when messaging and write “carrot” in the message so I know you are interested. Again you must be 24+ to engage

Thanks xo

hi f19 black and a bit chubby based in sjw. i cant host and im not willing to travel too far, so pls be local or be able tp get a hotel. my kinks are abf,piss play, cnc . i still live w my parents so im telling them im going out for a couple hours where we can explore our kinks. pls be ok with sending a photo of urself. im also coming towards the tail end of my period so be okay w period sex another plus is you can cum in me and go raw. in ur message say teddy so i know u have read everything and pls list ur kinks.

I know it sounds weird but I'm looking for someone with a micro penis/very small penis for me to give head to, not looking for anything in return, I just want you to cum in my mouth.

Sex is optional but I'd be open to it.

Repost bc non-black men keep dming me 🫩

Looking for a consistent fwb with equal emphasis on the “friends” and “benefits”. I’m not interested in a romantic relationship but I do love physical intimacy and emotional connection so drop me a message if we’re on the same wavelength. I can’t host so if need be we can split on a hotel.

I’m 25, black and chubby/midsized/fluffy (or whatever you wanna call it), 5’8 and I live in South London.

My type is black/black mixed race men with horse between their legs 🤭. Not fussed about age just be 18+ pleeease with nerdy interests and good conversation. If you message me on a “hey when are you free to fuck” you will be blocked. We have to establish some kind of friendliness before please!!! Would prefer someone who lives in South London but other parts of London are okay too.

Hey. I’m tall, tatted, tanned and hairy all over (seriously, everywhere).

I’m not looking for sex (I’m only into sex with cis women) or giving oral. That’s a non-negotiable.

I haven’t had my pussy eaten in almost 3 months and I need that to change. I like it sloppy, I like my clit kissed and sucked and my bush appreciated. Ideally someone who enjoy the natural scent of a pussy that’s been sweating between two thick thighs all day.

ISO someone north side of the river, can host, is close in age to me (22-40), can provide a face pic beforehand, and can meet today asap.

Not into kissing anyone.

STD free and have recent results to prove this.

You’ll see on my profile I have some out there kinks, I get if they’re not your thing but I’d rather meet with someone who is accepting of/likes similar too, as I don’t wish to be quizzed.

Who wants to meet up and smoke several zoots togetherrrr you have to bring the chip tho and some loud would be nice if not I could always pick up. Let’s roll up and chill in the park? Please🥹😭 I don’t know what else they want me to say, I’m open to doing other substances as well open to any age and gender I live near elephant and castle

IM NOT DOING ANYTHING SEXUAL WITH YOU

Kinks.

- CNC/Rape kink/Free use.

- Intox.

- Piss.

- Fisting.

- Creampies.

- Face fucking.

- Restraints.

Turn up to my location. Straight to being stripped naked, cuffed and hooded.

Then we go our separate ways and never talk to each other again. That simple.

Bright and bubbly BBW seeks kind & confident gent. Are you regularly visiting or based fairly central in London? Hoping to get to know you and have some fun, connection is key, could you be him?

I’m large with lots of wobbly curves,saggy boobs and loose skin, so seeking someone who appreciates that, and can handle me!

Please be around my age, and reply with something meaningful or that may catch my attention…

I’m a very laid-back person who’s easy to get along with. I don’t bring unnecessary drama or pressure into conversations, and I enjoy making people feel comfortable around me. Whether we’re talking about something serious or just having a laugh, I always try to keep things relaxed and respectful. I believe good communication starts with listening, so I take the time to understand what others are saying before I respond.
I’m open-minded and can get along with all kinds of personalities. I don’t judge people quickly, and I appreciate different opinions even if they don’t match my own. Spending time with me is usually straightforward because I don’t like making situations complicated. I’m happy to go with the flow, whether that’s grabbing food, exploring somewhere new, watching a film, or simply talking for hours.
People often enjoy being around someone who is genuine, calm, and approachable, and those are qualities I try to show every day. I value honesty, loyalty, and mutual respect, which helps build strong friendships and meaningful conversations. I think the best connections happen naturally, without anyone pretending to be someone they’re not. At the end of the day, I just enjoy good company, positive energy, and creating memories with people who appreciate the same simple, relaxed approach to life.

hii can someone come with me to a big party I really don’t want to go alone

open to anyone and everyone

party is in east london, preferably have a car but if not idm

purely platonic

Dm for more info

We are an MF couple, both 20 years old. We’ve been together a long time and have never had sexual experiences outside of each other. We agreed to try opening the relationship a little in a controlled way. She wants to explore what it’s like giving a blowjob to someone larger than me (sad I know).

This will be a one time thing only. We haven’t decided if I would be present or not. It would strictly be a blowjob only so no sex or kissing.

Moved to London last month. A virgin looking to gain some experience in bed. I’ve been through a difficult phase with a girl and feel like I’ve missed out. I want to enter this phase to learn what I missed in my early twenties.

I gained some weight because of this but I’m going to the gym to lose it. If you’re interested in teaching me and helping me gain experience DM me. I can host or travel to meet you and be your ideal student.

I know, it’s me again but all I’m getting is all bark but no bite from the guys that message me.

I'm 5ft 8, Size 14 woman with meat in all the right curvy places

I want to flip the inexperienced to experienced on its's head.
Someone to show me the ropes, someone who can pin me down and have their way with me, in a primal way, not rough though. Though saying that I do liked to be worshipped as a Goddess and being a pillow princess at times.

Have some sensual/intimate fun. Preferably, looking for something ongoing than a one off. I can't host, but would prefer for you to pay for a hotel for us both during the day/night

Craving orgasms
Be tested and don't be married or in an ENM relationship
You are over 30

My Kryptonite - Sexy Broad Shoulders & Back, Dimples, Hot/Gym Nerds, A decent human being with meat in all the right places too

DM me with your age, a lil intro and a photo of yourself once l've accepted the chat and I'll share too and let's see how it goes. No effort is getting ignored

I’m originally from near Sheffield but I’m in London atm. One thing led to another and I’m currently basically sofa surfing hence why I’m in London. If anyone has a place I could stay that would be good, I don’t have much friends/family support. I’d be willing to help out in other ways.