r/oxfordhookups_

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Experienced bull looking for fun in Oxford. Drug and disease free, vasectomy safe, laid back. Open to various kinks and scenarios.

I’m married with two kids, looking to meet someone who can add a thrill and be a long term partner. It looking to end my marriage.

Hey there,
As the title says, I’m a tall, fit, and professional guy based in Oxfordshire. Between work and a busy schedule, I’m looking to find a regular woman for a discreet, ongoing connection.

I’m looking for that sweet spot where we have great banter, mutual attraction, and a fun escape from the day-to-day, but with absolutely zero drama or strings attached.

About me:
Tall (6ft 3), fit, and well-groomed.

Articulate, respectful, and can actually hold a genuine conversation.

Completely discreet and disease-free (safety and privacy are non-negotiable for me).

What I’m looking for:
A woman who is looking for a regular, reliable escape from normal life.

Someone who values chemistry and a bit of a spark before jumping straight into things.

Not looking to host and can be a hotel / car meet or you host

If you’re tired of the usual low-effort messages and want something casual but high-quality, let's chat. Pop into my DMs with a bit about yourself, your general location, and what you’re looking for.

(To make sure you're not a bot/spam, tell me your favourite drink in your first message!)

I'm 25, bi curious, 7 inches, fit.

Any 18-26 bros down for a mutual wank? Maybe sucking we'll see.

I'm not into sex, kissing, ass stuff, etc. just jerking eachother off and maybe sucking.

DM me with ur asl! If the post is up I'm still looking

M married 42. My wife is currently visiting a new “friend”. I need a distraction before I explode.

I’d definitely rather bottom but don’t mind switching :) would like to chat for a a while before meeting to get to know you. Don’t be too old!

Only DM if in Banbury or can travel to.
Send cock pics to me when you message.

Hi! I am 18M in Witney and I wish to remain anonymous if that’s okay. If you are a top then I’d love to give you a blowjob however anal will have to wait as I don’t have any dildos to train with (I still would love to get better at it though). I CANNOT TRAVEL unless in Oxford and would preferably fuck in places like public toilets rather than homes. Couples are welcome!!

To whom it may concern,

I’ve not finished from a BJ in what seems forever, and I’d love for that to change. Are you willing to take on that challenge?

I’m 33, 76kgs of in shape but slight dad-bod goodness, but unfortunately I’m ginger.

To those that are still reading after that last point, you’re my favourite.

Let’s meet somewhere near Horsham/Crawley?