As per the poorly attended tournament run recently. We took this SDLs measurements and thought a comparison might be effective. I think you'd agree, it is. Be humbled!
Last year, I was out for a walk in a wooded area with a group of friends. After a long walk, I had to pee, so I had to step away from the group and went down to the water’s edge to relieve myself. It was quite windy, so my urine splashed all over the place and got on my hand and pants. After I finished, I tried to wash my hand by dipping it in the river, and then I went back to them. When I returned, one of my friends saw that my hand was wet and asked, “Did you wash your hand?” I replied, “Yes, the wind was so strong that the urine splashed everywhere.” There were a few girls in our group of friends. One of them was the kind who acted like a slut no matter what. When she heard my answer, she burst out laughing and said, “So is your dick that small?” Everyone fell silent all at once, and at first I didn’t know what to say. Then I mumbled something like, “It’s just really windy—that has nothing to do with it; it’s not small or anything.” In response, she pressed me even further, saying, “Sure, I bet it is— little dick,” and at that moment, all the girls and guys in the group burst out laughing. I was so embarrassed and angry right then. Actually, even though it’s pretty small when flaccid, when erect it’s about average size. For a moment, I wanted to say something like, “If you don’t believe me, come here and I’ll show you, but once you see it, you won’t be able to stop yourself from taking it in your mouth.” But since I knew she was a slut and probably a “size queen,” I figured she’d make fun of me even for having an average-sized one, so I didn’t say anything. I’d never really had a particular desire to have a big penis before, but in that moment, I really wanted to have a huge one and shock her. I'm sure she couldn't have ignored a big one like that, and maybe it would have been the start of something interesting between us.