r/u_GoonyBrody

This is a short letter to God: even though I’m a guy who loves to jerk off—a total gooner and a pig who fantasizes about sticking his cock in every possible place—I’m also a believer. Every day, I’m happier to have a juicy cock between my legs; it brings me so much joy, I can use it whenever I want, and it gives me such intense pleasure. I can’t imagine being happy without this magnificent penis and without this community of guys who love to jerk off. Long live being a man.