r/u_RockmountAI

Olympic gold medalist Johnny Emerson was the 80s guy in the Soloflex infomercials. But we recently discovered a private VHS tape he made for gay customers.

My sister's boyfriend Marco is a martial arts stoner with some fringe ideas about fitness. But his theory about the best way to build up your glutes led to a delicious encounter.

I was alone on a yacht with the hand-picked crew of the richest gay man in the world. And I didn't know the rules...