r/u_SIR-CUMS-A-LOT-420

I'm a 29yo virgin and my birthday is coming up in the few days, for the occasion I'm looking for humiliation tasks and punishment of all sorts so there are no bad ideas, I'll try to accomplish as many tasks as possible on the day and maybe even the weeks to come, if asked for proof I'll do my best to provide them, all within limits of course but don't hold back.

About me, I own a chastity cage, a dildo that's the same size as me (15cm) so I can literally go fuck myself if I'm told to, never had a girlfriend, never seen a woman naked irl and only kissed a girl once in my life.

Make turning into a 30 years old virgin the most humiliating and frustrating experience of my life, dm are open.