I got an idea for embarrassing my mistress.
Tomorow my mistress will allow me to choose my outfit myself mostly because she got stuff to do and because she trust me. I will show her that this was a mistake. I am going to compile a shirt with the following text: "I work for headpats". Then I am going to go outside our hab (Mistress trusts me to much) and walk around. Affini will see me and think that Mistress doesn't give me enough headpats and makes me work for them. They will of course give me as much headpats as I want and then less I talk the more the details will be filled out through imagination. This will so awkward for Mistress. Mehehe nya, this is truely evil.