u/12b6ThatNoise

Hello, spankos of Reddit!

I'm a dommy asexual guy looking to connect for non-sexual spanking and accountability. I'm currently open to single encounters, lasting dynamics, and anything in between. Though I'm based in Ohio, I don't object to traveling a reasonable distance if we click.

What does an asexual dork get out of giving spankings, you might understandably wonder? Well, for starters, it's fun. I think we can agree on that. I like the trust, the emotional intimacy, and the catharsis of it all. Oh, and I *love* aftercare. Lots and lots of it.

Just so you know, I'm part of a loving, committed long-term polycule. They all know about this and wholeheartedly approve, because either (a) they aren't spankos or (b) this gives their own naughty asses a brief reprieve. Didn't want you to think I was being skeevy or anything.

Because this has come up a few times, I'm afraid I need to stress that I'm really only looking for women (trans women are women, FFS) and femme-presenting enbies. Guys are fun and all, I'm just not much for spanking them. It's rarely a good personality match in my experience.

I have a large collection of implements, and I bake pretty respectable muffins. Definitely edible. If you're interested in being spanked by a sane, relatively normal man who will not then try to put his dick in you, please let me know! You are not required to eat the muffins.

Hello, spankos of Reddit!

As the title says, I'm a spanker and disciplinarian with an interest in *non-sexual* sessions. It's kind of like any other session, you see, but without someone you just met on Reddit trying to put his dick in you. So if you consider that a plus, I just might be your guy!

Just so everyone knows, I'm in a committed polyamorous relationship with a gaggle of excellent people I love dearly. Real sweet goofballs. They know about this, and now you know about them, but they also wouldn't be involved. Just wanted to disclose that so nobody feels icky.

I'm interested in one-off meetups as well as potential disciplinary or mentorship dynamics. There's no pressure either way, and I can't say I have much of a preference if we wind up clicking well.

Real quick, what do I mean by non-sexual? Well, for me as an asexual dude, the spanking itself (plus aftercare, etc.) is plenty satisfying enough. I'm not into sex at all; no aversion or anything, I just think it's super boring. So stuff like bare bottoms, skin contact, cuddling, and emotional intimacy are very much ON the table, while more specifically erotic stuff isn't. If you get turned on from being spanked, that's certainly not a problem. I just don't have that reaction to, well... anything.

I'm happy to travel a bit. In fact, I'm often in Indiana, Kentucky, and Michigan anyway for professional reasons.

If you reply to this post down below, there's a pretty good chance I won't see it in a timely manner. I promise I'm not ignoring you, I just forget to check. Please feel free to message me directly; it's a much better way to grab my attention.

Also, experience has taught me that I need to be clear about this. I'm really only interested in spanking cis or trans women, or femme-presenting enbies. Sure, there have been exceptions, but not many and not often. Sorry, naughty boys and masc-presenting types.

TL;DR - If you like the idea of getting your ass thoroughly tanned *without* the burden of sexpectations, and without being treated like some kind of sentient fleshlight by an entitled stranger, let me know!