u/1Poorkchop

I'm a old fuck. If you don't know what an old fuck is i suggest you watch some George Carlin. If I had to explain what im looking for I'd tell ya to watch some George Carlin. I'm what most people would call a conspiracy theorist kinda like George Carlin except we where both right and most of you are still in denial.heres what your in for with me. The truth, like the actual truth the kind that hurts when you hear it so you know it's true.

I don't lie and don't have friends because I keep my word when I give it, I say what I mean and mean what I say, I won't call a single person standing in front of me they or them. I don't own a litter box, and if your names Tom but I have to call you Tammy trust me you don't want to stop here just keep running away from me and yourself please. So ya that's pretty much it. Well fuck no it isn't, here's a couple more if you haven't ran away yet I like girls and usually wanna bang if I am still talking to you after day one because im a guy and that's what guys do, ya your guy friend your bestie he wants to rail you that's why he's still there. I'm going end with this voting is bullshit they are selected not elected, men and women are not equal that's fuxking retarded because men and men aren't equal that's why you all want the top 1% while offering nothing but. ... anyways if you can handle the reuth and aren't a sleeping sheeple this line wolf is looking for a bitch who can hear the word cunt and doesn't have a melt down and knows im probably not going to be a gentleman behind the boat house. I talk look and act like a man. I don't like labels or fake anything. guys who don't give a fuck for the woke inclusive tampon in the men's bathroom bullshit. I ride bikes have a cruiser and a ninja zx9r and ride them like I stole them.

I know there's probably only a Karen left reading this who's about to have a stroke ( ps. I put recycling in the garbage.Yeah yes yeah I fucking did) so hopefully the ambulance gets stuck in traffic and I did my good deed for the day. OK that's it have a happy fuxk off and try not to die because your offended.

If you come at me for this post be ready because im being as nice as I can right now as to not get banned.

Don't make me ride over to your keyboard.

I need to use cunt/cunts

I give a fuck about you and only take what I want. show you where your value lies if you can get it out of me you might be worth alittle more when you leave show me you know your value goes up as soon as this dick gets in you and plumutes the second I pull it out

What's the difference between a good girl and a bad girl?

Half a gram

Should be willing to help me lift a car and give me an alibi when I get home from the bar. If your around with a girlfriend cum make this bedroom sound like a woman's tennis match.

50 [M4F] Calgary / Alberta — Silver fox, IRL

Silver fox in real life. Direct, steady, and serious about follow-through.

I am not looking for perfect.

I am looking for honest effort, loyalty, attraction, follow-through, and full compatibility.

I mean what I say. I do not want constant debate, avoidance, excuses, or someone who acts willing at first and resentful later.

Outside, normal life. At home, the mask comes off.

Private compatibility matters. Capacity matters. Mutual attraction matters too. I’m selective, and I need to want you as much as you want me.

If you need a softer or smaller version of me, I’m not your person.

Do not message me if you only like the idea but cannot handle the reality.

To show you read this, tell me what “honest effort” means to you.

Im moving these month end and I need to.get this place polished up for showing ASAP land lord all over me.

Its empty and has already been cleaned" by someone i trusted so you know... I need cabinets door frames and appliances polish up pay 120 for the clean and 30 more if you can pick me up from the nre place so I can pick up my second bike