u/4Jercee
Wife says I’m too small for nude beach.
I’ve been trying to get in moderately good shape for an upcoming vacation in a spot with access to a nude beach. My wife has gotten increasingly weird about it as the date gets closer, and last night she said she doesn’t want to go to the nude beach because she will be embarrassed by how small my cock looks. I told her I didn’t care what people thought, but she said that she thinks they’ll be embarrassed for her, that her husband’s dick is small. She’s never said anything about it before, so this was a shock.
u/4Jercee — 3 days ago
▲ 15 r/smallpenisstories
That’s one way to find out
Back in the gold old days, my college girlfriend and I had a tumblr where we shared our nudes. They were nothing too outlandish and we never got that much engagement, it was just something fun and sexy to do together. Eventually we broke up and deleted the blog, and then tumblr got ruined anyway.
A few years later, I’m scrolling through bdsmlr and to my surprise I see a picture that my girlfriend took of her holding my hard cock in her hand. Someone had clearly downloaded and reposted it. It had over 300 likes and Reblogs, way more than we ever got!
And then I see that it’s tagged #sph and it’s on an SPH themed blog, and all the comments are about how small I look. 😳
. . . but it made me so hot I came before I could even get my (little) dick out of my pants. 🥵
u/4Jercee — 8 days ago
Wife’s accidental honesty
I’ve always felt very lucky that my wife was into anal. Who would complain? The other night, though, we were both pretty stoned, and I was fucking her ass. I said “you love having my dick in your ass, don’t you?” And she replied, “Yeah, it’s a good thing it’s on the smaller side.” 😳 I don’t think she was deliberately doing sph—just a (slightly embarrassing, also kind of hot?) moment of honesty.
u/4Jercee — 12 days ago