u/8millionbeesinacoat

30 [F4M] Late bloomer seeks eager beaver.

^(First of all, I promise that I am one (1) entire real human and not a bot or a scam.)

Hi, hello, howdy.

I've had very few sexual experiences in my life, and they were, for the most part, rather miserable. I swore off the whole business for quite a long time, but these days my curiosity is getting the better of me, so we're taking another crack at it. If you're interested in teaching a thing or two to someone relatively inexperienced in a patient, friendly manner, feel free to read on.

Me:

  • Vaguely shaped like I fell out of a Botticelli painting (but that's probably overselling it so don't overestimate me).
  • I have all of my teeth, and most of my wits. At least one person has accused me of being intelligent (but I'm the one posting on an r4r subreddit so maybe they're being a bit generous).
  • Curious, sincere, a quick learner, and open-minded within reason.
  • DDF, clean, non-smoker, all that good stuff.

You:

  • Late twenties to early forties, give or take.
  • Unmarried/unattached/not attempting to cheat behind someone's back.
  • In possession of at least two brain cells to rub together. Maybe more.
  • Willing and able to show someone the ropes (no, not that kind) without being pushy.
  • DDF, clean, non-smoker, all that good stuff.

I would like a vibe check first to see if we get along, prior to making any arrangements. It could be a singular encounter, or perhaps something recurring, if all goes well. I'm also not in any great rush, so I'm going to be selective, but please don't be shy. If you're still keen, drop a line and tell me a bit about yourself.

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u/8millionbeesinacoat — 5 days ago