u/AbbreviationsSlow822

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2092250256885031192)

😭

Og post is deleted from pixiv so [there's artist's profile](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/110672) based on SauceNao.

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Just did a cheeky 10 pull on Machan banner, got an Akikawa animation but the fucking 3 star was my 67th Biwa, Fml. No joke I'm 27 pieces to 5* without pulling one single time on her banner nor buying a single piece from the shop. Leave alone you slabhead 😭

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2091816320551792799)

Rice IDW is too cute 😭

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126055171)

Faruko teasing hits harder than fent 😭

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2091477616549405065)

Do you take this uma musume to be your wIf...

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 😭 Can i kiss her now?

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143362924) - Just in advance. yeah, ik, hand is a bit weird but it's not ai.

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I need to drink some hot Maya fuel from the source 😭

The run was glue at the end because Kitafraud Black and Fraudkino Bijin didn't finish their chains 💀 Oh lord, 5ssr decks are going to finish me.

Now, notice how unlike Nishino, you don't have two chaperones and it's just you and Sweepy traveling 👀

The last slide is so funny because i can hear the magicalbrat saying that 💢 i'd have 0 mercy in the pillow fight 😭

Top 3 HSG events for me, along with Teio and Suzuka ones.

Glory to CyGames, flatness deliverers 🙏

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111067251)

Don't worry, Fuku. I'm seeing Shiraoki's blessings right now 😭

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147225143)

Guys, I'm still delusional on umas getting bunny alts one day 😭 We just need the game to be borderline EoS so Bunny Chaser Horse version comes to save the day.

This was posted in the ZZZ sub but it doesn't let me repost OG post here, i guess it's related r18 sub bs. Anyways, [here's the OG post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ZenlessZoneZero/s/p9KNJqFuKA) from our ZZZ bros.

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2090408513793110207)

Maya thighs 😭

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2090343778049777785)

My face needs to be there between those 2 juicy pillows 😭

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2089040883064697194)

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2073233029410312364)

Ngl, It's worth the 2 million gallons of water 😭

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/1498650478917292032)

My diddytan/doto pulls today went absolutely bonkers and managed to get our MDW🩷

Bro, the scenes when i got into her debut race and saw her in the paddock 😭 holy fucking shit, how can somebody no lose hours looking at those fucking bloomers 🤤

I had to skip her because i had to pull on CB banner for Sweepy and had to get Sweepy but holy, holy, holy, i missed peak for so much time 😭 Those fuckers at CyGames offices knew what they were doing turning a legendary mare into an absolute MommyDaughterWife 😭

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2089379754122334291)

She may have missed out on the triple crown, but she's not going to miss out on having triplets in nine months 😭

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/69255966).

I swear uma gameplay is made with ragebait in mind. All 5 borrows trying to build Maya for cm 19 (dumbass me didn't pull for Dober) went down the drain because special priority is fake and Sirius is an absolute fraud. Over 1300 wit on a medium S run and that mf gave me Take the chance instead of From the Brink, ffs.

Well, after the rage i decided to indulge myself in the ウマ娘ブルマーダービー pixiv tag and found this absolute masterpiece made by one of the greatest doujin artist ever, Uousaoh. He missed the chance to also highlight Haru's bloomers but there's no way I can be angry with him.

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2088579009823035635)

God, Creek is so fucking hot 🤤 shit got me salivating like a rabid dog 😭

Official TL- Skibi dop dop dop yes yes, in the soup sigma chad hot rizz Creek ahh low fade caldruki

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2088952662364696989)

It's missing the japenise countryside bus stop background 😭

*I stands for imouto*

[Source](https://x.com/i/status/2087323171703947758)

And i can smell it 🤤