u/AbsurdlyNovel

It's so inconceivably tragic to see a tiger trapped in a cage when the thrill of the hunt is still in those dangerous eyes.
It hurts the soul to see an exotic bird trapped in a cage never to unfurl her glorious wings to the blue skies and soar effortlessly.

Beauty should never be contained and concealed either willfully or through neglect. It should be appreciated, shined, allowed to be the very best it can be. That's what I hope to give you, to give us, a place for us to shine, feel appreciated, to feel like us again in the best ways possible.

About me:
Over 6'
215 lbs
I'm Eastern US, but you don't have to be.
I get handsome on my appearance with most liking my eyes and smile the most.
I'm in a typical roommate dead bedroom situation, but not through a lack of one-sided effort.
Not looking to change my situation or yours. Therefor, Discretion will be present.
I choose to be a nice guy and adore the smiles. People say you try to leave places better than when you found them. I try to leave people better than when I found them.
I am a dad and adore my little ones. I'm the one playing with them in the grocery store or doctor's offices. If you're not a mom yourself, you should like kids.
One line responses are not my forte, and I do enjoy hearing your story rather than hearing a pause so I can talk more.
I have passions and things I find deeply interesting. They tend to exist on the intellectual/geeky side of things.
I tend to give off very comfy vibes for those who have more interesting pasts than they'd care to have. If you've gone through hell and still standing, you deserve to be seen as beautiful but not thoroughly fragile.

About you:
I'm not looking for perfection... that's kinda boring anyways.
I want you to weigh less than I do and be attracted to you. I do not have a specific type. I've easily been attracted to these stereotypes: Girl-next-door, nerdy, and goth and plenty in between.
I'd prefer you to bet somewhere between ~30 to 50.
Looking to have a friendship that is meaningful which then effortlessly blurs the line into an uncontrollable sly smile when we see a new message from each other.
You can be a SAHM, working professional, entrepreneur or anywhere in between.

There's more in my profile if you'd care to learn more without purchasing. Please note this is a limited time offer and supplies are limited to just 1 customer. I'm not out there to please everyone, just you.

If you'd like to break the ice in a message and can't think of anything else, tell me about your last "I shaved my legs for this?!" moment.

I hope every Mom out there got a day so awesome that she can't wait to rock Father's Day. Chances are though, if you're on here, Mother's Day wasn't awesome.

Bump all that mess though, I bet you are an awesome mother albeit an exhausted one. I would adore the chance to shower you with lovely words to help build you up though. For in doing so, I hope to create that which I seek. I pour my attention, affections and desires into you until they spill over and you just can't help but return in kind. For if I can pour from myself into you in a vacuum, you should see what I come back with when you send me a smile that says it all.

(More in the profile if you want to see more. No pic. That's for us to share later.)

I'm in a dead bedroom typical situation here for a myriad of reasons I can go into more if you'd like. If not, I'm not about to rehash all my old pain and leave a crying mess of a man on your shoulder. I convey my pain to you so you can relate and feel comfortable telling your own story. It's not about one-upping each other but commiserating as a means to move forward with each other. And that's my main point, to move forward with you and not look back constantly.
I am not looking to change situations.
I am simply looking for what I stated earlier. A woman who is in an endless rut without much recourse who is lonely and looking for someone to invest in her. There is nothing like seeing a sly smile and adventure in your eyes when you want to bring me into your world more. I crave that spark in your eye that screams your intentions when you choose to bare more of yourself to me. It is something that can only be earned, and I intend to spend the time and energy to earn it.
I desire a connection that starts as friends and then moves to something more. A foundation needs to be set in order for us to trust our feelings with each other.

About me:
I'm over 6' 220 lbs, EST but you don't have to be. I have a nice guy, handsome face and air about me. When women get the icks from other men in public, they generally scoot closer to me.
I am a nice guy in my demeanor as well, but I am not so out of naivety. Nice guys who crumple when tested do finish last.
Am a dad and I love being one. I have that playful dad energy most of the time when I'm with my kids. If you are not a mom, you should really like kids.
The time I have to chat and really get into it is during the work day and late evenings. I make a priority for family time and can offer some responses, pictures and such, but longer, deeper conversations are when I can concentrate on us.
I whiz around this house and handle almost all of the cooking and cleaning and heavy lifting with the kids. I'm not much of a baker though. I don't have the time.

The women I've clicked with the best haven't always shared my interests but they have some depth to them. I tend to find intellectual things interesting as well as typically geeky things. I would rather be interactive with my entertainment and choose video games with good story or a good game play loop over binging the latest Netflix series.
While not as tragic as some, my childhood was not... ideal. If you have some trauma that when you tell people they forever more look at you differently, please know I will not treat you like glass. If you have overcome it to be successful, you have most assuredly earned that right and likely tougher than most anyways.

Lastly, and very importantly, have the ability to laugh at yourself. While I do have depth, I do not stay stuck in it like Atreyu pulling Artax. (You know, the horse from the NeverEnding Story?)
I want to share some rich creamy memery... "Is there anything more comforting? I say there is. And perhaps you'll agree when you sample fat-free Farmer's Bounty with the genuine essence of creamery butter in every bite." Truly a breakout performance by Hugh.

If you haven't gotten tired of me yet, check out my profile for some of the same and different info about me. I very much look forward making a connection with you and then some. And, by all means, tell me how your Mother's Day went if you found it lackluster or if it was completely missed.

I swear more people need to see the beauty or thoughtfulness in the everyday things around them. We're so bogged down being entertained at every second we rarely sit still long enough to still our minds and see something beautiful let alone understand what it means.
Me? My tastes range and I can talk at length about a great variety of things, but I tend to veer towards more geeky, intellectual things. Don't get me wrong, I love exchanging mindless little memes through the day; everyone deserves a smile. I do venture into deep thoughts and would greatly enjoy a wading partner.
Outside of that, I also enjoy writing erotica if you're of the bent that likes that kind of thing. AI is fine to scratch an itch, but it lacks warmth. Besides, it means more when it's from an actual person, right?

I'm over 6' and weight less than 230 lbs. I do not frequent the gym, but I do keep in shape. I have a nice guy, non fuck-boy appearance. My smiles and cordial attitude is always returned in kind with that same energy being returned to me by women and sometimes more flirty overtones which I adore. I get handsome most frequently. If beautiful eyes, a nice smile, and a warm voice tone are your thing, you're in luck!
I cannot deny that physical attraction is required for me. I do not require a picture right away though. Women beat themselves over their weight. My only rule there is that you have to weigh less than I do...unless you're tall enough to start in the WNBA. My favorite type is the girl-next-door. I want to cook for us, and you actually eat something.

I enjoy being a dad and goofing around with my kids. I was with one of my kiddos, and we were waiting for a doctor to come into the room. The doctor came into the room chuckling that her and the staff could hear us laughing and carrying on in the hall.
You don't have to be a mom, but it's important to like that dad energy and kids.
I'm in a dead bedroom situation and the situation outside of that isn't much better. If you want to trade war stories, I'm game, however I don't want to always dwell there since it's hard to forge ahead to the future if we're always looking in the past.
It's always friends first for me with some wonderful flirting before we get to anything more. In writing, it's always that flirting, temptation, and that seduction that's so damned potent. Once we give into the advances from the other fully wonderful stuff happens, but too damned fine of a roller coaster to just skip past.

I WFH and stay up way too late about every other night Eastern time. I can send messages on and off during those other times, but I can really get into things during the day and later at night after the house is asleep.
I miss having the affections and desires of a woman and that kind of touch in my life. If you've been lacking a reason to go there, it would be my honor and pleasure to rebuild that within each other for a wonderful little hidden area we can call ours and enjoy together.