u/Active-Hearing-6710

Hiiii guys! Just another bored housewife seeking distraction. How distracting can you be? Are you funny? I like confidence too, but please have something worthy of being confident about.

Me, 40 yo white woman, fat ass, nice face, funny, horny, bored. Did I mention horny? I’m a nice balance of kinky and vanilla, and orally fixated.

You- handsome, kind, willing to show face in pictures, resourceful, into woman with curves. Bonus points for being well equipped.

Ladies, this one is ESPECIALLY for you, but seeing as I’ve never successfully met up with another woman off this page, I won’t block my blessings and discourage any horny soul from reaching out.

Help me celebrate Mother’s Day!! If you’re on the NW side and can travel over this morning, OR you don’t live far from here and can host later on today or tonight… LET ME KNOW.

You’re best bet at meeting up with me will come from making me laugh, and being willing to share a face/dick pic with me.

I love couples and I do have experience in this arena, but i’m not greedy, so singles, feel free to apply within.