u/Adventurous-Quail491

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So your sinks clogged again... its the third time this month. You know why you keep doing it on purpose... why you may ask? Its the plumber and his fat ass crack that you cant resist. You text your builinding supervisor and tell him it's out and he can't belive it happend again but hes going to send around the plumber this afternoon. You get excited and you want to look like a pritty little slut for him so you do your makeup and put on just a skimpy pair of shorts and a crop top that barley covers you.

You get a knock on your door later that day you've been sitting there fantasizeing about ripping his pants off and devouring his smelly hole all day long. You open the door hopefully not to eagerly and let him in and walk him back into the kitchen. You ask him if he wants anything to eat. He says hes starving and would love somthing, hes a big 300 pound 6ft guy of course hes hungry. You give him a nice big bowl of chili and he scarfs it down letting out a nice big burp when hes done. You feel your body quiver when he does thinking how you want to smell this man's rancid gass so bad. He then gets to work bent over under your sink enormous ass on full display with his sweaty crack fully exsposed letting his aroma penetrate every inch of the room.

After 15 minutes of this he lets out a huge bubbly fart you smell it in the air rancid and pungent almost enough to make your eyes water. He says excuse me without looking up, you start to rub your clit while staring at his ass hoping another fart slips out. While your in a daze fantasizing about rubbing your face in his asshole he looks back and sees you rubbing your pussy and sees a nice wett spot through your pants. He asks is everything is alright and you tell him everything is fine as your cheeks start turn red from embarsement. He continues but u seem him look back every once in a while. He lets out a long wett fart and then looks back and catches you again. He gets up and says are you staring at my ass? You go flush red and say no but the embarrassment on your face says otherwise. He looks at you and laughs and says that's a bit pathetic isent it? You look more embarrassed and don't say a word but he dosent know this is turning you on even more.

He looks down and says I love pathetic asswipes and asks do you wanna eat my asshole? You nod enthusiasticly and thank God hes just as much of a freak as you are. He pulls down his pants and spreads his ass open letting the smell waft towards your face. It's a smelly sweaty working man's asshole and you are disgusting but also so tired in by jow manly his sent is. You plant your face in his hole enhaling deep sniffing the smell starlight from the source. He says get that toung out your gonna make sure this ass is spotless. You mop up his sweaty ass with your tounge then start focusing on his asshole wiping your tounge across every ripple. You feel him pucker and let out even bigger fart on your tongue the smell is rancid and intoxicating filling your sinus and mouth with rancid ass fumes.

He's sitting right on your face now watching you play with your cunt and grinding his hole on your face. Hes so gassy that chili is really messing up his stomach making it rumble and vibrate while your tongue is shoved up his ass. He gets up and prepositions so his sweaty salty balls are dangling right above your mouth and asshole is starting you in your evens and ducks his balls right on your mouth as he starts jerking his cock. As he strokes his cock you he starts to let out more nasty farts and stalkers your face with face with the built up pool of spit covering his asshole. Right before hes about to cum he gets up and turns around and cums right in your mouth and then turns around and plants a huge wett fart on top of it and tells you to swich it around in your mouth as he laughs and says your gonna be my new fart slave aren't you. He pulls up his pants and tells you to tell your landlord your toilets broken next time hes getting suspicious and walks out leaving you there coverd in spit and ass juice with your pussy leaking on the floor.

It's one of those days were I wake up and my stomach is just rumbling. Its turning and swirling around and making ungodly noises letting me know my ass is going to explode all day long. Yesterday I ate tons of fast food and lots meat and cheese that's making my asshole explode with long wett rancid farts. Making my asshole feel like it has a layer of putrid nasty juice that would be perfect for a nasty little asswipe to soak up. My morning gass is always the nastiest swrilling and building up In my stomach all night long.

Imagine being waken up with a nasty ass blasting in your face. Huge nasty farts ripping put of his asshole then he plops his ass on your tounge and forces you to lick it clean. I just grab your head and use you as toilet paper for my nasty swampass drying my ass on your pathetic face. All morning long your goung to stay in bed with me being forced to inhale and swallow my farts like the nasty gass guzzling slut you are. Id watch as fart after fart you start to struggle under my ass as I let out a sadistic laugh and force your face deeper in my asshole.

I'll watch that pathetic cunt get wetter and wetter while you beg me to release you from my cheeks. Suffering is what a nasty little assrag like you is meant for hours under my asshole with no mercy. Begging pleading and squirming around while I laugh at how pathetic you are. The soft moans of defeat you let out every time i let out a nasty fart make me happy to have an pathetic asswipe guzzling my farts straight out of my hole. After hours under my ass I finally release you from your godly imprisonment and you look up at me with your eyes tearing up cunt leaking through your panties and thank me for my nasty gass.

It's the only air your going to get for a while. Its all you really need isent? Just get high off the rancid fumes flooding out of my hole. Huge bubbly long farts for you to swallow all day and night long like a pathetic little toilet slut. Lick the dried sweat and ass juice from my cheeks and savor the taste on your tounge.

I can just imagine it now at the kitchen counter and I can smell my swamp ass stinking up the room. Your sitting there disgusted but also turned by the thought of me just using your face as and ass rag but cant imagine telling him. That's why your with him really his asshole is so rancid it fills every room hes in and you love every second you get be engulfed by it. But you could never bring it up thats so weird and pathetic wanting to suck the farts right out of someones asshole. Just thinking about makes you bluster and feel a wave of heat that can't be explained.

What you don't know is he has seen your reddit account.... the account where you watch and read about men wanting to use u like an asswipe and nothing else. Hes not mad but intrigued and wants to indulge you but has no idea how to do it but dive in head first. He drops his pants on the floor exposing even more of the smell hiding between his big ass cheeks. You notice and ask what he's doing? He looks you in the eyes and says "so I heard you like farts" you both start dieing laughing from the awkwardness of the situation but deep inside your terrified of what's next not knowing if he's going to take this seriously or not. Your blushing un able to say anything and he turns around and farts the a huge bubbly wett fart out of his ass rippling his boxers as it comes out. You cant help it you've been wishing for this for years you grab his hips and plant your face in his ass sniffing and sniffing it ehaling every last scent.

You look up at him and beg to be sat on. Not even knowing you had this in you. He smiles and askes if you want to be his fart filter for the night you nod enthusiasticly back. You lay in bed and he plants his ass on your stretched out tounge feeling his asshole pucker on it. You cant help but be soo horny you just have to rub your clit while you lick. Lapping it up fart after fart sweat pouring off your face letting every ambition melt away as you become one with his asshole breathing every fart like it was your last breath. Everytime you feel his asshole pucker you know whats coming and you plant your mouth around his hole poking it with your tounge trying to suck out more rancid gass to flood your mouth. He uses you for hours as his seat playing video games drinking beer while your his pathetic little chair begging for more farts and gagging everytime they flood your mouth. Now hes going to use you every time he wants and that's your life now only breathing nasty farts like your life depends on it.

It's been hot and humid this summer and you know what that's the perfect recipe for... swamp ass. Hot sweat dripping down an ass crack mixing with farts and baked in ass smell all converging in hot wett laver across my asscrack. Just imagine me after a long day at work in the heat stripping off my pants and underwear revealing a nasty slopy sweat dripping asshole for you to clean. You dive in face first lapping that nasty sweat drenched asshole up with your pathetic tounge l. I grab you by the head and wipe my whole asshole across your face.

I lay you down on the bed and plant my ass right on your face. The smell is horrible salty and sweaty ass juice slipping down your throat while you moaning swallow it all. You feel my sweat glistening asshole pucker and I let out a hot bubbly fart right on your face. You start to squirm and beg me to get up I just laugh and push out another wett fart splashing ass juice all over your face. Ass juice covering your nostrils and throat you gag and as you open your mouth I let out another rancid fart down your pathetic throat.

Your laying there looking like a used pathetic asswipe with my ass juice drying on your face when I get up. I look down and let out a mercilessly laugh and call u a pathetic little fart filter. I plant my massive ass back on your face and let out another huge fart making you beg and scream incoherent pleas to be released from my ass. I look down and see your dripping mess of a cunt begging for attention as you lick my ass clean and ask is this turning you on? God you really do love my swampass don't you.

Get your toung out and get that spit coverd tongue up my nasty asshole. I want you looking like a pathetic asswipe when im done using you, spit and ass juice covering your face from hours inbtween my nasty cheeks. Letting out nasty hot wett farts one after another grabbing your hair and smoothing your face into my ass while I grind farts up your pathetic nostrils. I really need a sloppy wet tongue fart filter to wipe away all the nasty built up ass sweat all over my ass after every long day at work.

This summer has been extremely hot and all I can think about is some pathetic slut lapping up my swamp ass from a 100 degree day. Getting into every crack and wipping away my day toung swrilling around my hole spit mixing with my ass sweat and dripping down your throat. All while my fat ass is planted on your face ignoring your pathetic moans and dripping cunt and playing video games and laughing at the pathetic fart filter between my cheeks. Hearing my stomach rumbling making u scared but also horny thinking what's going to be exploding out of my asshole next.

Just imagine bubbly wett farts rippling out of my ass while the sweat and spit sprays all over your face. My smell permanently getting impregnated in your pours the longer I rub my sweaty ass in your face letting farts bubble out of my ass. Your only job now is to clean my nasty unwashed hole all day long polishing every inch clean. Lick it, let that toung drip all over you, mess your makeup up, let it mix with that sweat and ass juice and coat that pathetic face because if isent sloppy I dont want it.

Do you know what this is? Its the perfect postion for any aspiring fart slut. Sucking on a man's rancid ashole while strocking his trobbing cock, can you picture any better possible position? A big fat smelly hole on top of your face puckering with hot nasty gass ready to explode down your throat while your hand are wrapped around my cock working up a huge load of hot cum. Grinding his hole deeper with every thrust the more you turn him on the more you feel him smothering your face. Gasping for breath between each stroke just to be smotherd by more rancid asshole.

Letting hot wett farts wash over your face sweat pooling on your tounge as you swirl around my hole begging for more. As I get closer to cumming I sink your face even deeper in my fat ass engulfing you fully in my asscrack. Every inch of your pathetic little face coverd by my huge smelly ass licking and kissing it like the pathetic fart filter you are. My farts are gonna be baked perminately on your face marking you as my permanent fart filter. It really is all your good for huffing my ass and strocking my cock all day long draining my asshole and cock feeding me meals to make me have worse and bigger farts.

You'll be addicted to the smell, taste, and sight of my nasty shithole. The salty taste of my sweat will coat every inch of your tongue and when I fart your gonna have to press your tongue right against my tounge I wanna feel my bubbly wett farts rippling in it. After I finally cum im not gonna get up im just gonna lay there with you stuck under my ass and you'll have to wait till im ready to cum again. You'll hate every second of it but its really all your good for and you know it. You'll never be a anything but a pathetic dumb slut willing to give a fat nasty asshole a rusty trombone.

Do you crave it? The smell, the taste, the power a huge ass has over you? Does it take over you sometimes and it's all you can think about? The thought of unwashed ass using your face letting out huge nasty farts on your tounge making you lick up and down slobbering all over it for hours. Glued to my hole only ambition is to suck any nasty farts leaving my asshole. Pussy dripping on the bed as I rub my fatass all over your face making out with my asshole.

I want a girl who craves it and can't get enough of my asshole, someone who will know I'm about to fart and will happily put there tongue out and feel the hot ripping air wash over there mouth. The smell might be nasty but your in it for the love of my hole and my massive ass cheeks bouncing on your face. After every fart you lap up my hole like a good little pathetic asswipe knowing its the only thing your ever going to be useful for. At this point you forget about the smell and the thoughts that tell you it's wrong and you just dive in fully submerged in my ass.

Licking sucking and swirling your tounge moping every crevice of my ass and waiting patiently for your next explosion of hot wett gass. Your pussy is soaked from being under my ass for hours and you fell the wett spot under reminding you how pathetic you are and how much you love my farts. I have been letting out the worst farts you have ever smelled and your huffing them all away making sure I can't smell then like a good fart filter should. Days after you still think about how much nasty farts you swallowed it's all you can think about salivating and dreaming of the next session with my nasty asshole.

Are you addicted to big fat hairy assholes? Do you crave to be used like the pathetic asswipe you were meant to be? Do you wish men would fart down your throat and nose with no mercy and use you as nothing more then a pathetic fart filter? Do you dream about nasty assholes filling your face with the nastiest wettest farts imaginable? Than you might be suffering from an rare yet rapidly devloping addiction with no known remedy.

Many pathetic sluts want to be used as chairs for men they see it as there purpose to serve and be treated as nothing more than pathetic toilet paper. Dreaming about a big fat ass being planted on there face and being used for hours. Letting him rub his nasty asshole all over there face for hours suffering while he couldn't care less. Sweat pooling in your face while his ass hairs rub your face letting out worse and worse gass coating your face in nasty rancid smells. Gaming and drinking all night long wile you are his pathetic little chair mouth cupped around his asshole tounge swrilling around like windsheild washer cleaning any farts that come out of his ass.

Do you think you may suffer from this condition? Do you dream of being used as a nasty pathetic asswipe thats only good for huffing up nasty farts? Do you want to have men use your tounge to clean there nasty assholes? If you find yourself suffering from any of these conditions find your local gassy hairy man and shove your face up his ass as soon as possible it might be the only way to relive tye symptoms of your appalling condition. Side effects may include never being satisfied by vanilla sex again, smelling like asshole, wett farts coating your throat, getting wett when hearing men fart, and in most cases feeling like a pathetic asswipe.

So you went back...again...and again...and again. Its now your favorite place, no need for a harness now you shove your face in willing and ready to be blasted with nasty rancid gass for for hours. The smell is so infectious and lingers for days after every session. You cant help but huff asshole after asshole shoving your tounge in and wipping away all the filth of these nasty men's sweaty glistening assholes. Not knowing or caring who you are just knowing your just a pathetic asswipe who loves rancid asshole.

Its Saturday morning and your walking into glory hole grin from ear to ear knowing whats coming. You've become a crowd favorite for how nasty and depraved u are and they requested u all day long. Your so eager you stick your tongue in the first asshole that comes in your hole releasing a wett pent up fart right on your tongue. The smell drives u over the edge the most eggy rotten gass leaking down your throat coating your pathetic drooling mouth. You remember why your here and what a pathetic asswipe you are and drag your tongue across his ass soaking up the earthy pungent odor and swallow it down.

After that your eyes start to glaze over as hours go by soaking up nasty farts and sucking rancid holes. Long bubbly hot gass echoing down your throat while they laugh and take turns pressing there asses in your face. After hours of taking there gass and being used over and over again its sadly time to leave. You get up look in the mirror your makeup smeared with spit and ass juice caked on your face and think about how you cant wait to be an asswipe again because like a true pathetic asswipe, your never satisfied.