r/maleonfemalefarting

You are lactose so I make you some chili and blend you a milk shake for dinner. As I rub you and kiss you as you eat I can feel your stomach start to bloat. We lay down to watch a movie and as soon as you get gassy I’ll get behind you help push it all out. I’m starting to get extremely wet from you farting on me. So you start playing with my pussy while letting out the worst fart. You start telling me how you can still feel more I take your pants off and tell you to sit on my face. My nose up your hole and my tongue digging your farts out is making you harder than ever. My panties are soaked from you and your gas. Your precum is spilling everytime you push out a fart onto me. We can’t take it anymore and you fuck me so hard we both cum harder than ever.

First don’t judge my soelling and grammar I wrote this long ass post on my lunch break while eating outside so no one peaks haha.

I think im insanely pent up after YEARS of holding all this shit back with my stupid ex lol. I was loyal, behaved, kept every disgusting urge to myself and basically pretended I didnt think about half the shit I actually think about.

then I posted here yesterday and suddenly my inbox was full of the exact stuff ive secretly craved forever and now im genuinely fucked 😭
I cannot stop thinking about asses.

not cute freshly showered perfect ones either. hairy cheeks, sweaty cracks, dirty holes, guys bending over and looking back at the camera with that evil little smirk like they KNOW exactly what putting their asshole in my face is doing to me.

one guy sends his hole straight at the camera. another spreads his cheeks and looks back smiling. another sends nasty feet/soles after wearing shoes all day. then somebody starts describing the farts theyd make me sniff while im literally staring at the hole they just sent me.

THATS the shit thats ruining my brain.

I think getting spammed with nasty pics itself has become a fetish for me 😩I want to start associating ur username with YOUR hairy asshole, YOUR nasty feet, YOUR farts. I wanna open ur message and already know im about to see some filthy angle of ur ass or gross soles and instantly get that feeling in my stomach again.

and pleaseeee be creative lol. the guys who actually degrade me, tease me and build a whole disgusting fantasy are destroying me. dont just type “sit on my face” and disappear 😭 tell me how ud actually corrupt a girl whos admitting she wants to become ur pathetic little fart-sniffing ass/feet worshipping pig.
I wanna worship sweaty hairy ass, sniff nasty farts, pits, old socks, dirty feet + soles, get verbally degraded, farted on, humiliated, pissed on and pushed deeper into whatever gross toilet/pig fantasies ur brain has been hiding.

and fart guys especially… SHOW me what im supposedly gonna be worshipping lol. I love the pics where ur bending over with ur hole right in the camera and looking back at me like some evil asshole who already knows im gonna end up obsessed with ur smell 🥵different angles, hairy cheeks, dirty hole, body, feet/soles, socks, whatever nasty shit ur comfortable sharing.

ive had thoughts like this forever too. even seeing a hot guy after basketball/football practice used to make my stupid brain wonder what his ass smelled like after sweating for hours. cute college guy at work? everybody else sees a normal attractive guy and im quietly wondering whether hes a slob, what his socks smell like and how nasty his farts are 😂
irl nobody would EVER guess. im literally the quiet smart/nerdy nice girl.

**my type is skinny/thin/slim/average or fit.** college guys, twinks, lean hairy guys, gym/trades guys especially. not really into chubby/heavy guys. if ur older but otherwise my type + unbelievably filthy, u can still absolutely get my attention lol.

also im genuinely kind/respectful despite everything I just wrote 😂 I really do wanna answer everyone who takes time to message me, so bear with me if im slow. if ur not my type ill tell u respectfully — everyone has different tastes and theres no reason to be cruel about it.
shoutout to the Montreal dom whos probably my favourite so far 😭 u know who u are. some of the rest of u are making this way too competitive though lol.
and I wanna make one thing clear bc I dont want people assuming this is just fantasy typing:
**yes, I genuinely want some of this to become IRL.**

if ur close enough, im attracted to u, we verify and I actually trust u, I would LOVE to eventually meet and experience this stuff for real. im not promising every random person a meetup obviously lol, but im absolutely not here just collecting stories either.
I travel sometimes because family is in different places, so tell me what city ur in. distance isnt automatically a dealbreaker if theres a genuinely insane connection.

Ive been blackmailed before so im paranoid with my own pics/private info at first. pls dont take that personally. once trust is there im a completely different person, but im not being reckless again.

honestly one of my new bucket-list fantasies is finding a handful of genuinely filthy guys from this community and actually giving them the chance to live out the shit theyve apparently been starving to do with somebody who WANTS it 😂 there are so many horny lurkers here who sound like theyve never had anyone indulge their weirdest side and for some reason that makes me wanna volunteer as tribute lmao
at this rate im gonna need a calendar 😭

also completely random but I have a parrot and im seriously considering teaching the little asshole to call me “fart sniffer” just so one day he exposes my entire secret life in front of somebody 😂
so yeah… spam me again.

tell me ur **age + city**, what kind

of filthy asshole u are, what fantasy youve always wanted somebody to actually let u live out, and if ur comfortable absolutely ruin my brain with pics too.
hairy ass/hole, cheeks, body, feet/soles, dirty socks, different angles, whatever u think would make me start obsessing over YOU specifically.

I spent enough years behaving.

now I wanna see how badly this community can corrupt me — online first, and with the right guy, absolutely for real too 😭

I want to get high on your filth 😖

I recently broke up with my bf after finally opening up about the shit I’m actually into and getting kink-shamed for it, and honestly I’m done pretending I’m embarrassed by what turns me on. Sorry, but I like what I like.

Hairy asses, musk, farts, smelly feet, toilet kinks, being degraded and treated like I was basically put here to worship men. At this point I genuinely feel like I was born to be some guy’s pathetic little ass-and-feet-obsessed servant and I’m tired of hiding it lol.

So spam me with your dirtiest hairy ass pics, feet, whatever you know would completely ruin me. Degrade me. Tell me how pathetic I am for loving this shit and tell me what kind of kinky asshole you are.
And PLEASE tell me your city.
You never know — if you’re close enough, I’d genuinely loveeeee to find someone who actually gets this side of me instead of judging it.
18+ only obviously. Come bully me ;)

I recently broke up with my bf after finally opening up about the shit I’m actually into and getting kink-shamed for it, and honestly I’m done pretending I’m embarrassed by what turns me on. Sorry, but I like what I like. I’m 25 btw.

Hairy asses, musk, farts, smelly feet, toilet kinks, being degraded and treated like I was basically put here to worship men. At this point I genuinely feel like I was born to be some guy’s pathetic little ass-and-feet-obsessed servant and I’m tired of hiding it lol.

So spam me with your dirtiest hairy ass pics, feet, whatever you know would completely ruin me.

Degrade me. Tell me how pathetic I am for loving this shit and tell me what kind of kinky asshole you are.
And PLEASE tell me your city. You never know — if you’re close enough, I’d genuinely loveeeee to find someone who actually gets this side of me instead of judging it.

18+ only obviously. Come bully me 😭

I’m usually so shy about this kink, but today I’m so horny I would beg someone to sit on my face right now.

Seriously, pleeease, I want it so bad I could cry. I wanna taste your asshole for the rest of the day. You don’t even have to acknowledge me, but please can I put my face in your butt… please. My nose is also kind of stuffy and I really think your farts could help clear my sinuses. I just want it really badly today. I don’t wanna see anything other than asshole and balls. It’s not fair of you to work up a sweat in the gym and not sit on my face after. All that ass sweat just going to waste :( and the protein farts… it would be so mean of you to not let me sniff. Please, daddy, I’ve been good, I think I deserve it.

The new guy I’ve been sleeping with keeps farting around me and I can’t stop pretending that I’m disgusted by it. He always announces that he has to “rip ass” and my response is always “you’re so disgusting!”. He finds it hilarious that I’m disgusted by it and keeps joking that he’s gonna fart while I’m giving him head. Last time we hooked up, he was trying to jokingly shove my head between his legs to let out the fart he was holding in. I fought back pretty hard so he wasn’t successful but it was still really hot. He isn’t shy around me and lets out his farts as he pleases, which mostly happens in my bed. I act like I hate it and he jokes that he should dutch oven me because he finds it so funny how much I “hate” his farts.

He’s always said that he wouldn’t want to get his ass eaten and he doesn’t even like me seeing his bare ass, so it’s hard for me to gauge if he’s trying to test the waters with the whole fart thing or not. I’m obviously too embarrassed to admit that I would be into it to him and he’s either completely joking about doing it, or trying to see if I respond positively to it at all. I don’t want to admit it though… he’s much stronger than me and he knows I’m completely submissive to him so I wish he’d just hold me down, make me eat his ass, fart directly up my nose, and make me say thank you while I feign disgust.

Any guys who will feed me their stinky farts HMu... only thr stickiest

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I always dream lf being suffocated by a big fat ass especially if its multiple men yet meetups are rough for me, but i love sexting and being treated like a stupid fart/wedgie slave

Beside protein powder, sugar free gummies and caffeine. What creates explosive long farts?

Imagine walking into my room after I've been masturbating and farting all day. Making the whole room stink of dick and potent, stinky farts.

hi 25f with a fart fetish. i feel like so weird and icky that i have this, or even like to get farted on i want to be the sub and i just feel like im a weirdo so plz lmk cause i been ashamed for mad long and super embarrassed i dont really got anyone to talk to about this so im posting here ig

dm me im trying to find out if theres people in germany

My account is gross because I can’t contain my urges

made a throwaway just to post here, but i fantasize about this soo much.. 21F and i’ve never talked about it with anyone, but id kill to have my nose and mouth used for farts. having my face strapped to some guys ass while he makes me swallow or inhale all his farts, ugh i want it so bad. being facesat and gassed..!!! yum, i wanna be used as a fart slave for hourss… is that weird? too shy to ever meet anyone for this or ask a partner to do it with me, i’m a short small girl ppl probably wouldn’t suspect im into this lol

Lately I’ve really been wanting to find my dirty little fart sniffing daughter. I know your pussy is already tingling you dirty little pervert.

When I come home from work you are so excited to see daddy.. immediately fetching me a beer. Firstly you can take off my stinky shoes, rub my clammy feet a bit, kiss my toes and rub my soles….

But what you really want is my stinky ass gas. Every time I fart I want to hear “thank you daddy!”

Eat my ass like you’re in love with it. Worship it. Tongue fuck my smelly hairy shit hole.

Every time I fart it’s as if my asshole is blowing you a smelly kiss. Breathe it in, savor it.

I may even just sit on your face as a I watch tv. Reducing you to nothing but a seat. Drinking beer, flipping through the channel, ignoring you, and every so often when you’re lucky, daddy will grunt, asshole winking, blasting your stupid little face with my hot stinky ass gas, is that what you want baby? How badly do you need daddy’s stench?

Don’t be shy, pm me…

Really wish I could find a women into smelling my farts. I workout and eat/drink a lot protein. I'm constantly farting and stinky up my room. It's a fantasy of mine to have a girl breathing in my farts while I stroke my dick all in her face.

I'm a disgusting girl addicted to giving rim jobs. I'd love your butt in my face clean or not, I don't mind. I love when you finish right on my face from me licking you, i’ll sniff your boxers when your at work waiting for you to get home, thinking of how sweaty you were all day. Eager and impatient. You don't need to shower when you have me to clean you up. Put your butt in my face, pull my hair and put my face into it. I love winking buttholes too, I’d love to stick my tongue inside while your winking at me