u/pinkstove

I’m usually so shy about this kink, but today I’m so horny I would beg someone to sit on my face right now.

Seriously, pleeease, I want it so bad I could cry. I wanna taste your asshole for the rest of the day. You don’t even have to acknowledge me, but please can I put my face in your butt… please. My nose is also kind of stuffy and I really think your farts could help clear my sinuses. I just want it really badly today. I don’t wanna see anything other than asshole and balls. It’s not fair of you to work up a sweat in the gym and not sit on my face after. All that ass sweat just going to waste :( and the protein farts… it would be so mean of you to not let me sniff. Please, daddy, I’ve been good, I think I deserve it.

The new guy I’ve been sleeping with keeps farting around me and I can’t stop pretending that I’m disgusted by it. He always announces that he has to “rip ass” and my response is always “you’re so disgusting!”. He finds it hilarious that I’m disgusted by it and keeps joking that he’s gonna fart while I’m giving him head. Last time we hooked up, he was trying to jokingly shove my head between his legs to let out the fart he was holding in. I fought back pretty hard so he wasn’t successful but it was still really hot. He isn’t shy around me and lets out his farts as he pleases, which mostly happens in my bed. I act like I hate it and he jokes that he should dutch oven me because he finds it so funny how much I “hate” his farts.

He’s always said that he wouldn’t want to get his ass eaten and he doesn’t even like me seeing his bare ass, so it’s hard for me to gauge if he’s trying to test the waters with the whole fart thing or not. I’m obviously too embarrassed to admit that I would be into it to him and he’s either completely joking about doing it, or trying to see if I respond positively to it at all. I don’t want to admit it though… he’s much stronger than me and he knows I’m completely submissive to him so I wish he’d just hold me down, make me eat his ass, fart directly up my nose, and make me say thank you while I feign disgust.

I’m really not passionate about anything in life and I’ve always had a hard time committing to a career, and even hobbies.

That’s why it’s so pathetic that the one thing I really want in life, and something I could see myself doing everyday, is being an asswipe for a hairy guy who only refers to me by the humiliating nicknames he gives me (buttmunch, butt slut, toilet). My dream job is attending to someone’s asshole 24/7. I would love to service him in any way he pleases. All his farts go through me and my face is his main tool for cleaning his ass. I would love to be in his ass as much as possible, but I understand if I need to earn that promotion through hard work. Of course he would remind me everyday how much of a loser I am for willingly shoving my nose up his ass every single day.

I would say I’m a pretty innocent looking girl. Petite, take good care of myself, and I tend to act like a prude irl. No one would ever guess that I have this unrelenting want to stick my nose up a stinky asshole.

It’s extremely embarrassing for someone like myself to be sat on by a man while he farts directly into my nose. Thinking about how humiliating and degrading it would feel for a hairy man to use my entire face to wipe his swamp ass turns me on so much. I don’t want gentle. I want my face to be dragged up and down his sweaty crack until it’s scrubbed clean. The cherry on top is getting laughed at while it’s happening. I’m 28 and when I think about this fantasy, I always think about how much more humiliating it would be if someone much younger was doing it to me. To have some 20 year old with bad hygiene laugh at my excitement while he calls me an asswipe…. Soooo embarrassing but so hot.

Spit on me, slap me, fart on my nose, and leave me hanging up by my panties when you aren’t using me. Make sure to laugh at me when I cum without being touched.

I have this fantasy of being put on a leash and made to be a good puppy for a man with a big, hairy ass. I want him to make me sniff his asshole directly when I greet him (and his friends). I would so love to get told I’m doing a good job when I use my tongue to scratch the inside of his hole. Truly I just want my whole life to revolve around his ass and following him around to filter his farts. I want to live with my nose inside a greasy, hairy asshole while my nose gets fed his burning farts directly from the source.

Ive eaten a hairy ass before and have been obsessed ever since, but I’ve never actually smelled a fart directly. I know I would hate it at first and feel so humiliated, but I also know I’m capable of being trained to love it and beg for it. I don’t care if it takes hours of being sat on and smothered, I wanna be a good girl and worship daddy properly ♥️

I get so wet at the thought of some hairy guy laughing at me and taunting me while he makes me stick my tongue in his asshole. Offering me a break by switching to my nose and letting out a fart while my nose is inside. I could act like I hate it but the truth is that my tongue would be sad to have left his asshole, so it would go for his sweaty balls, only for me to be met with more laughter at how pathetic I am. The fact that it’s so embarrassing just turns me on more. I can’t over explain how badly I want to suffocate under a sweaty man’s hairy ass. I want him to make me kiss his hole and thank him all while he verbally degrades me. Show me where my place is and please don’t waste your time showering. Let me feel useful ♥️