u/Aggressive_Gain1072

Attention local college students:

It’s that beautiful time of year again where everyone is:

• sleep deprived

• over-caffeinated

• questioning their life choices

• and one bad exam away from mentally collapsing 😭

I see you.

And honestly? Some of you seriously just need to relax for a minute.

That’s where I come in 😌

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I specialize in low-pressure, discreet stress relief for straight-identifying guys who want something simple without awkwardness, emotional complications, or overthinking.

No weird expectations.

No pressure.

No “what does this mean???” existential crisis required.

Some guys prefer the classic:

• blindfold

• blanket-over-the-head setup

• something playing in the background

• no eye contact

• no talking

It's kinda like a glory hole except sitting down comfortably on the couch.

Just turn your brain off for a little while and let the finals week tension leave your body.

Think of it like maintenance for your nervous system.

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And before somebody asks:

Yes, I’m clean.

Yes, I test regularly.

Yes, I can provide up-to-date Kaiser results.

I take safety seriously because some of you engineering majors clearly do not 😭

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I’m based in Riverside near Tyler Mall.

If you’re a stressed-out college guy who just wants to decompress and temporarily forget Canvas assignments exist…

Message me.

Your GPA may be suffering, but your morale doesn’t have to 🫡

One thing I’ve learned from doing this for a while is that straight guys have the highest turnover rate imaginable.

Not because things go badly.

Usually the exact opposite.

Everything will be smooth. Consistent. Comfortable. Good chemistry.

Then one day…

Gone. Account deleted.

No explanation. No warning. Just evaporated into the California air like a classified government project.

And honestly? After enough time doing this, you start to understand the psychology behind it.

A lot of guys eventually get hit with one of two things:

“What if my girlfriend/wife finds out?”

“Wait… does this make me gay?”

Mind you, these are the same men who were perfectly relaxed and enjoying the blowjob five minutes earlier.

The human mind is fascinating.

And look — I’m fully aware of the controversial nature of the… problem I’ve chosen to solve

I understand I operate in a weird little gray area of human behavior.

I’m basically a field researcher at this point.

A pioneer.

An explorer mapping uncharted psychological territory for the advancement of mankind.

I crawl so others can run.

The funny thing is I specifically design everything to make the experience feel low-pressure and mentally easy for straight-identifying guys.

No awkwardness.

No emotional expectations.

No weird conversations afterward.

Some guys prefer the “out of sight, out of mind” approach:

• blindfold

• blanket-over-the-head setup

• something playing in the background

• no eye contact

• no talking

Just relax and let the stress leave your body.

It’s honestly a fascinating social experiment when you think about it.

But even with all that, sometimes the post-nut paranoia still wins

I could provide the smoothest, most relaxing experience imaginable and a guy will still wake up three days later like:

“OH GOD… AM I PART OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY NOW???”

Then disappear forever.

At this point I don’t even take it personally anymore. It’s just part of the process.

Which is why every month I end up back here reopening applications like a business with high employee turnover

Anyway.

If you’re one of the rare men who:

• knows what you want

• can separate stress relief from identity panic

• values discretion

• and can actually handle consistency without imploding mentally afterward

…then congratulations.

You’re exactly the type of person I’m looking for. Message me!

Also, before somebody inevitably asks again:

Yes, I’m 100% clean. I get tested regularly and I take my sexual health seriously.

I’m on Truvada and DoxyPEP as additional protection measures. If you don’t know what those are, I’d genuinely encourage you to educate yourself and do some research instead of immediately jumping to assumptions.

I’m honestly tired of being randomly accused of having STDs just because I’m sexually active and open about it.

Safety matters to me a lot.

I can also provide up-to-date Kaiser test results if needed for peace of mind.

One thing I’ve learned from doing this for a while is that straight guys have the highest turnover rate imaginable.

Not because things go badly.

Usually the exact opposite.

Everything will be smooth. Consistent. Comfortable. Good chemistry.

Then one day…

Gone. Account deleted.

No explanation. No warning. Just evaporated into the California air like a classified government project.

And honestly? After enough time doing this, you start to understand the psychology behind it.

A lot of guys eventually get hit with one of two things:

“What if my girlfriend/wife finds out?”

“Wait… does this make me gay?”

Mind you, these are the same men who were perfectly relaxed and enjoying themselves five minutes earlier.

The human mind is fascinating.

And look — I’m fully aware of the controversial nature of the… problem I’ve chosen to solve 😌

I understand I operate in a weird little gray area of human behavior.

I’m basically a field researcher at this point.

A pioneer.

An explorer mapping uncharted psychological territory for the advancement of mankind.

I crawl so others can run. 🫡

The funny thing is I specifically design everything to make the experience feel low-pressure and mentally easy for straight-identifying guys.

No awkwardness.

No emotional expectations.

No weird conversations afterward.

Some guys prefer the “out of sight, out of mind” approach:

• blindfold

• blanket-over-the-head setup

• something playing in the background

• no eye contact

• no talking

Just relax and let the stress leave your body.

It’s honestly a fascinating social experiment when you think about it.

But even with all that, sometimes the post-nut paranoia still wins 😭

I could provide the smoothest, most relaxing experience imaginable and a guy will still wake up three days later like:

“OH GOD… AM I PART OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY NOW???”

Then disappear forever.

At this point I don’t even take it personally anymore. It’s just part of the process.

Which is why every month I end up back here reopening applications like a business with high employee turnover 😐

Anyway.

If you’re one of the rare men who:

• knows what you want

• can separate stress relief from identity panic

• values discretion

• and can actually handle consistency without imploding mentally afterward

…then congratulations.

You’re exactly the type of person I’m looking for. Message me!

Also, before somebody inevitably asks again:

Yes, I’m 100% clean. I get tested regularly and I take my sexual health seriously.

I’m on Truvada and DoxyPEP as additional protection measures. If you don’t know what those are, I’d genuinely encourage you to educate yourself and do some research instead of immediately jumping to assumptions.

I’m honestly tired of being randomly accused of having STDs just because I’m sexually active and open about it.

Safety matters to me a lot.

I can also provide up-to-date Kaiser test results if needed for peace of mind.

One thing I’ve learned from doing this for a while is that straight guys have the highest turnover rate imaginable.

Not because things go badly.

Usually the exact opposite.

Everything will be smooth. Consistent. Comfortable. Good chemistry.

Then one day…

Gone. Account deleted.

No explanation. No warning. Just evaporated into the California air like a classified government project.

And honestly? After enough time doing this, you start to understand the psychology behind it.

A lot of guys eventually get hit with one of two things:

“What if my girlfriend/wife finds out?”

“Wait… does this make me gay?”

Mind you, these are the same men who were perfectly relaxed and enjoying themselves five minutes earlier.

The human mind is fascinating.

And look — I’m fully aware of the controversial nature of the… problem I’ve chosen to solve 😌

I understand I operate in a weird little gray area of human behavior.

I’m basically a field researcher at this point.

A pioneer.

An explorer mapping uncharted psychological territory for the advancement of mankind.

I crawl so others can run. 🫡

The funny thing is I specifically design everything to make the experience feel low-pressure and mentally easy for straight-identifying guys.

No awkwardness.

No emotional expectations.

No weird conversations afterward.

Some guys prefer the “out of sight, out of mind” approach:

• blindfold

• blanket-over-the-head setup

• something playing in the background

• no eye contact

• no talking

Just relax and let the stress leave your body.

It’s honestly a fascinating social experiment when you think about it.

But even with all that, sometimes the post-nut paranoia still wins 😭

I could provide the smoothest, most relaxing experience imaginable and a guy will still wake up three days later like:

“OH GOD… AM I PART OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY NOW???”

Then disappear forever.

At this point I don’t even take it personally anymore. It’s just part of the process.

Which is why every month I end up back here reopening applications like a business with high employee turnover 😐

Anyway.

If you’re one of the rare men who:

• knows what you want

• can separate stress relief from identity panic

• values discretion

• and can actually handle consistency without imploding mentally afterward

…then congratulations.

You’re exactly the type of person I’m looking for. Message me!

Also, before somebody inevitably asks again:

Yes, I’m 100% clean. I get tested regularly and I take my sexual health seriously.

I’m on Truvada and DoxyPEP as additional protection measures. If you don’t know what those are, I’d genuinely encourage you to educate yourself and do some research instead of immediately jumping to assumptions.

I’m honestly tired of being randomly accused of having STDs just because I’m sexually active and open about it.

Safety matters to me a lot.

I can also provide up-to-date Kaiser test results if needed for peace of mind.

One thing I’ve learned from doing this for a while is that straight guys have the highest turnover rate imaginable.

Not because things go badly.

Usually the exact opposite.

Everything will be smooth. Consistent. Comfortable. Good chemistry.

Then one day…

Gone. Account deleted

No explanation. No warning. Just evaporated into the California air like a classified government project.

And honestly? After enough time doing this, you start to understand the psychology behind it.

A lot of guys eventually get hit with one of two things:

“What if my girlfriend/wife finds out?”

“Wait… does this make me gay?”

Mind you, these are the same men who were perfectly relaxed and enjoying themselves five minutes earlier.

The human mind is fascinating.

And look — I’m fully aware of the controversial nature of the… problem I’ve chosen to solve

I understand I operate in a weird little gray area of human behavior.

I’m basically a field researcher at this point.

A pioneer.

An explorer mapping uncharted psychological territory for the advancement of mankind.

I crawl so others can run.

The funny thing is I specifically design everything to make the experience feel low-pressure and mentally easy for straight-identifying guys.

No awkwardness.

No emotional expectations.

No weird conversations afterward.

Some guys prefer the “out of sight, out of mind” approach:

• blindfold

• blanket-over-the-head setup

• something playing in the background

• no eye contact

• no talking

Just relax and let the stress leave your body.

It’s honestly a fascinating social experiment when you think about it.

But even with all that, sometimes the post-nut paranoia still wins

I could provide the smoothest, most relaxing experience imaginable and a guy will still wake up three days later like:

“OH GOD… AM I PART OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY NOW???”

Then disappear forever.

At this point I don’t even take it personally anymore. It’s just part of the process.

Which is why every month I end up back here reopening applications like a business with high employee turnover

Anyway.

If you’re one of the rare men who:

• knows what you want

• can separate stress relief from identity panic

• values discretion

• and can actually handle consistency without imploding mentally afterwards, then congratulations.

You’re exactly the type of person I’m looking for. Message me!

​

Well… I’m back.

If you saw my last post, you know I was dealing with a pretty bad accident. Recovery took time, and yeah — I had to step away for a bit.

But I’m fully healed now and back to 100%. 💪

Real Talk

While I was recovering, a lot of people couldn’t wait it out and dropped off. No hard feelings — it is what it is.

That just means I now have open spots again for people who actually want something consistent.

What I Offer

• Discreet

• Drama-free

• No pressure, no expectations

• You relax, I handle everything

If you’ve been around, you’ve probably heard the reputation. I take pride in what I do — and the people who’ve met me know the difference.

How It Works

There are a few ways we can go about things depending on your comfort level, but everything is built around keeping you relaxed, in control, and not overthinking anything.

The most popular setup is a no-pressure, no-awkwardness format:

• You’re seated and comfortable

• Optional blindfold or blanket-over-the-head setup

• Something playing in the background so you stay in your own headspace

No eye contact. No talking. No weird moments.

You don’t have to think about anything — you just sit back and let it happen.

A lot of straight guys prefer this because it keeps everything mental and disconnected, so you can fully enjoy it without questioning anything. It’s just about the feeling and the release.

Simple. Smooth. Effective.

What I’m Looking For

• One (maybe two) reliable regulars

• Weekly meets preferred

• 18–35 ideal

• Someone who actually follows through

I don’t chase, I don’t beg, and I don’t deal with flakes anymore.

🧪 Health & Transparency

I take my sexual health seriously.

I tested clean on April 14th, 2026, and if you have any concerns, I can show you official medical records from Kaiser Riverside as proof.

Location & Schedule

📍 Riverside (near Tyler Mall)

🗓 Best days: Sunday–Tuesday

⏰ Early sleeper on work nights, but up late Sun/Mon

Planning ahead is key.

Final Note

If you want something consistent, easy, and actually worth your time, this is your chance.

If you’re flaky, bored, or just looking to waste time — keep scrolling.

If you’re serious?

You already know what to do. 😌

Well… I’m back.

If you saw my last post, you know I was dealing with a pretty bad accident. Recovery took time, and yeah — I had to step away for a bit.

But I’m fully healed now and back to 100%. 💪

Real Talk

While I was recovering, a lot of people couldn’t wait it out and dropped off. No hard feelings — it is what it is.

That just means I now have open spots again for people who actually want something consistent.

What I Offer

• Discreet

• Drama-free

• No pressure, no expectations

• You relax, I handle everything

If you’ve been around, you’ve probably heard the reputation. I take pride in what I do — and the people who’ve met me know the difference.

How It Works

There are a few ways we can go about things depending on your comfort level, but everything is built around keeping you relaxed, in control, and not overthinking anything.

The most popular setup is a no-pressure, no-awkwardness format:

• You’re seated and comfortable

• Optional blindfold or blanket-over-the-head setup

• Something playing in the background so you stay in your own headspace

No eye contact. No talking. No weird moments.

You don’t have to think about anything — you just sit back and let it happen.

A lot of straight guys prefer this because it keeps everything mental and disconnected, so you can fully enjoy it without questioning anything. It’s just about the feeling and the release.

Simple. Smooth. Effective.

What I’m Looking For

• One (maybe two) reliable regulars

• Weekly meets preferred

• 18–35 ideal

• Someone who actually follows through

I don’t chase, I don’t beg, and I don’t deal with flakes anymore.

🧪 Health & Transparency

I take my sexual health seriously.

I tested clean on April 14th, 2026, and if you have any concerns, I can show you official medical records from Kaiser Riverside as proof.

Location & Schedule

📍 Riverside (near Tyler Mall)

🗓 Best days: Sunday–Tuesday

⏰ Early sleeper on work nights, but up late Sun/Mon

Planning ahead is key.

Final Note

If you want something consistent, easy, and actually worth your time, this is your chance.

If you’re flaky, bored, or just looking to waste time — keep scrolling.

If you’re serious?

You already know what to do. 😌

Well… I’m back.

If you saw my last post, you know I was dealing with a pretty bad accident. Recovery took time, and yeah — I had to step away for a bit.

But I’m fully healed now and back to 100%. 💪

Real Talk:

While I was recovering, a lot of people couldn’t wait it out and dropped off. No hard feelings — it is what it is.

That just means I now have open spots again for people who actually want something consistent.

What I Offer

• Professional blowjobs

• Discreet

• Drama-free

• No pressure, no expectations, Just you relaxing and being taken care of

If you’ve been around, you’ve probably seen the reputation. I take pride in what I do — and the people who’ve met me know exactly what I mean.

What I’m Looking For

• Preferably straight guys cuz they don't cause drama and only want their dick sucked.

• One (maybe two) reliable regulars

• Weekly meets preferred

• 18–35 ideal

• Someone who actually follows through

I don’t chase, I don’t beg, and I don’t deal with flakes anymore.

Location & Schedule

📍 Riverside (near Tyler Mall)

🗓 Best days: Sunday–Monday--Tuesday

⏰ Early sleeper on work nights, but up late Sun/Mon

Planning ahead is key.

Final Note

If you want something consistent, easy, and actually worth your time, this is your chance.

If you’re flaky, bored, or just looking to waste time — keep scrolling.

If you’re serious?

You already know what to do. 😌 !Unlock

Well… I’m back.

If you saw my last post, you know I was dealing with a pretty bad accident. Recovery took time, and yeah — I had to step away for a bit.

But I’m fully healed now and back to 100%.

Real Talk:

While I was recovering, a lot of people couldn’t wait it out and dropped off. No hard feelings — it is what it is.

That just means I now have open spots again for people who actually want something consistent.

What I Offer

• Professional blowjobs

• Discreet

• Drama-free

• No pressure, no expectations, Just you relaxing and being taken care of

If you’ve been around, you’ve probably seen the reputation. I take pride in what I do — and the people who’ve met me know exactly what I mean.

What I’m Looking For

• Preferably straight guys cuz they don't cause drama and only want their dick sucked.

• One (maybe two) reliable regulars

• Weekly meets preferred

• 18–35 ideal

• Someone who actually follows through

I don’t chase, I don’t beg, and I don’t deal with flakes anymore.

Location & Schedule

• Riverside (near Tyler Mall)

•Best days: Sunday–Monday--Tuesday

• Early sleeper on work nights, but up late Sunday/Monday

Planning ahead is key.

Final Note

If you want something consistent, easy, and actually worth your time, this is your chance.

If you’re flaky, bored, or just looking to waste time — keep scrolling.

If you’re serious,

You already know what to do. #!Unlock