And yet I snuck away to make this post. Which could have been a message just to you.
Middle aged, middle American, middle management. No kids but I do have friends that are equally zany and dependent. If you get me you kind of get them too, it’s what the Spice Girls would have wanted. Hourglass shaped; not as small as the one for Pictionary, not as big as the one measuring the days of our lives. Probably one of those gag gifts for retirement parties. Yes, I’d say that’s the right size. I’m cute and I have big hair and smile a lot and want someone to beg for pictures of me while wanting me to beg for pictures of them. Let’s beg together. It’s good practice for when the rations run thin in 2028.
Alright, back to real life. Hope to hear from someone exceptional soon.