u/Ambitious-Pie717

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27 [F4A] At 26, I finally experienced a real orgasm

Yoww, I’m back again with another silly story hahaha

I just turned 27, and honestly, I’m really grateful for how life has been lately. But here’s a funny little milestone: at 26, I finally experienced what a real orgasm actually feels like. Kana bitawng mangurog naka 😭😂

And the hardest part? Once maka-feel naka unsay orgasm, magpangita diay ka. At this age, strange kaayo akong gibati kay mura bitaw kog ma-boang if I go a whole week without sex

The funny part is, the first person I experienced this with was my long-term FUBU. So basically, maghulat rajud ko kung kanus-a ko niya i-invite for sex. LMAO. Ginoo ko, naunsa naman ta ani

We met around February, and grabe, nagka-dugay mi, nagka-wild naman nuon ko. And nagkadugay, lights on na pud mi, which is funny kay di jud ko ganahan ug lights on before. Pero iba talaga pag maka-feel naka’g orgasm di na mag-matter if naay suga or wala. Char HAHAHA. 😭
I also realized how much foreplay matters. My ex was never really into it he was more of a “let’s get straight to it” kind of guy so I never really understood how much of a difference it could make.

With my FUBU, though, he’s a morning person, and apparently morning sex hits different. Girls, nindota lagi sa akong mood after. Bahalag kalagot na akong mga kauban, traffic, saba akong mga igsuon, or life itself is testing me after morning sex, mura kog bag-o gi-panganak HAHAHA

But honestly, this whole FUBU setup was unexpected for me. I never thought I’d end up in this kind of arrangement. We actually met because of something I posted here during one of my more vulnerable moments, and somehow, that’s how we ended up knowing each other

I also realized that people eventually move on. Maybe he’s already looking for someone new, someone “fresher” or whatever. Hahaha. And honestly? If he already found someone else, okay ra. I’m chill. No big deal. Mura pud tag batig nawng dah 😝

But I think this might be my first and last FUBU era. At least I can officially say I finally experienced an orgasm. 😂
And I learned a lot about myself too. I realized that sex can really affect your emotions and your attachment to someone, especially when you’re comfortable with them. I also learned that attraction and availability can make people make very different choices than you’d expect. Char HAHAHA.

So, starting this mid-year, no more dick for me. I’m taking a break from sex and going celibate for a while.
More importantly, I’ve realized I need to be more careful about sexual health. We weren’t always practicing safe sex, and that honestly scares me now. Especially when I accidentally saw something on his phone that made me realize he might be looking for other girls who are more his type too. So yeah… end of the FUBU era bahalag mingawon ko sa iyaha HAHAHAHA

No regrets, though. It taught me a lot not just about sex, but about myself, boundaries, attachment, and how I want to handle things moving forward.

Girls, protect yourselves, please. Get tested, communicate with your partners, and whenever possible, use condoms. Your peace of mind is worth it.

Girls, always keep this in mind: some boys will still go hunting for other girls even when you’re already good to them. You can be buotan, available, loyal, and make them feel like they’re the only one you’re sleeping with, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll stop looking elsewhere.

Maybe it’s an ego thing for some men, the more girls they can attract, the bigger the ego boost. Meanwhile, kita mga girls, makuntento naman gud ta kung kinsay naa and if we genuinely like someone, we tend to focus on that one person. Sadly, not everyone thinks the same way.
So ayaw jud mo pag-assume nga just because you’re good to someone, they’ll automatically choose you and stop looking around. Protect your peace, protect your body, and know your worth. Char, gikan pa jud ni sa personal experience ha

Anyway, mao ra to. 😂
Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
RIP to my FUBU era. You will be remembered. 🫡

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u/Ambitious-Pie717 — 11 days ago

26 [F4A] Midnight rant about trying to be productive at 11 PM

Random midnight rant lang ni, guys. Dili ni desperate post or anything, okay? Nalingaw lang jud ko i-share diri kay grabeng budol ang nahitabo nako tonight.

So, I decided to brew some coffee. Niadto pa tawn kog tindahan para mopalit ug ice. Grabe, iba talaga ang hampas ng inflation ngayon kumpara sauna, mahal na kaayo ang yelo, feels like a luxury item na siya!

Pag-abot nako, gi-buak nako ang ice with intense determination. Then while waiting sa among saba kaayong coffee machine nga murag eroplano moandar.. like, dynamic engine realness for almost 6 minutes before mogawas ang coffee, nagpatukar kog random chill R&B tracks. Unya ga-ulan pa jud gamay outside. Grabe, the vibe was totally vibing. I felt like the main character of a indie movie.

Human na-brew ang coffee, gibutang nako sa baso with the ice and fresh milk. Complete with aesthetic pouring routines CHAR Nilingkod kos table, nag muni-muni gamay, then opened my self-help book about human insight. Half na akong coffee, everything was perfect.

Then... WTF.

Ngano giduka man nuon ko?

Ang purpose gani sa coffee kay para mo-open akong mata and give me ultimate productivity! Nganong mas giantok man hinuon ko? Take note, while nagbasa ko sa libro, ang background music pa jud kay peak aesthetic and low-fi chill vibes. Nipis ra kaayo ning libro and akong goal unta mahuman ni nako tonight.

Pero yawa… gi-drowsy jud ko

Sayang kaayo akong effort! Nilakaw pa kog tindahan, halos ma-slide pa ko sa dalan while balancing the ice. Unya imagine, nag-andam pa jud kog tarong and checked my look before migawas kay maulaw ta sa mga silingan.

I know this whole story is incredibly random like, I have a lot of friends, but currently this month, wa gyud koy gana makig-storya nila tanan. As in zero social battery. I'm so serious sa akong disappearance era lol! And committed kaayo ko sa akong “The Woman Who Disappeared for the Month of July” era, so wala koy laing ma-rantan kundi kamo ra jud diri.

Anyway, mao ra to HAHAHA

Basin ako ra gyud diay ang gi-ilad sa caffeine hierarchy.

The lesson of the story is: if you’re already getting older and it’s past 11 PM, just go straight to sleep. Ayaw na paghimog aesthetic iced coffee kay basin parehas ta. Nag-effort kag himo, nag-inarte pa, unya katulgon ra gihapon diay ka. Sayang ang energy, sayang ang ice, ug pinakasayang jud akong kwarta!

Goodnight sa tanan.

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u/Ambitious-Pie717 — 1 month ago

Girls, please always use protection and don’t believe everything a man says.

God is definitely working overtime protecting our circle lol HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA ikalma ang mga bisong mga dae.

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u/Ambitious-Pie717 — 4 months ago