pili ka:
👌5'2 kings who straight up lie and tell u they're 5'8
👌morbidly obese men who say they're chubby
👌married men na feeling single baho rabag baba nyeta
👌kids straight out of senior high school who say they're 27
👌guys who lie about their professions... giving loser 🤣🤣
👌most awkward-looking sxpats who can't get bitches in their own country
asa pa ka. cebu r4r has it all! 🎉
girls, karelate mo na daghan panget diris reddit? 90% sa lalake dinhi kay maut dagway HAHAHAAHA sorry not sorry
Time to do a psa equivalent for women, I have seen multiple women trashing men here so in the name of equality I shall do the same. Girls/Women please do not ghost people! It is immature and dumb, especially when you have already made plans to meet and don’t reply its really disrespectful and wastes time.
If you are fickle hearted don’t message or reply to a message lol! You are just wasting people’s time if you don’t have the heart don’t fucking half ass it have the fucking decency to cancel or inform the person that you don’t wanna continue.
Be better.
Reposting this since we didn’t find yet.
23M and 22F here looking for uni, both engineering students in university. Not a couple but just friends who wanna try a FFM 3some, especially my friend because she’s bi and wants to eat 🐱
We can host po btw
Ganahan gud ko mag meet ug new people specially younger guys and diving into exciting experiences. I’m drawn to moments that leave a lasting impression.
A confident, young, masculine man na naay magnetic personality always catches my attention. Young guys nga hung, dirty, playful, and just a little bit daring, makabasa jud ug panty. I adore a younger nga kabalo mo balance ug strength with warmth, someone who can make me dirty, scream, laugh, tease me, and keep me intrigued all at once.
Chemistry is everything. Kanang someone who is active, dirty, rough, skilled, passionate, and attentive in the bedroom, while keeping that irresistible personality, has the power to make me wet & weak in the knees. Kani tanan na combination melts my heart & panty and leaves me wanting more.
while high sooooooooo fucking good? 😭
I accidentally discovered some things I like while bating. Now I’m wondering what it’s like to have sex while high… because apparently, I’ve unlocked a whole new level of curiosity. 💀
I’m hypersexual but have an avoidant attachment style, so having this platform really helped me get the guy without the anxiety of having to deal with emotional baggages. My past two FUBUs were from this subreddit—we lasted a year with the first one and five months with the second. I can’t commit, but I can be sexually exclusive, haha.
Not looking for now but it’s nice to lurk lang :)
I notice men get embarrassed kung paspas sila mu-cum. It's literally human nature to cum when you're experiencing plwasure. You're not some kind of superhuman, hun. If anything, I get flattered pa because that means my pussy is that good na paspas ka mucum haha.
With that being said, I'm looking for ka hook up tonight who can come over. I don't mind if you cum quickly cos we can always do second or third round haha. Tall and moreno lang pls and near Mabdaue lang and older than me. DM if you fit the bill
Hiii had too much coffee earlier, lets chat a bit, preferably near my age so we can connect interests heheh
So bored rn, lemme know if u wanna rate mine :) please be older than me
Been around this subreddit/community for a while now, and honestly, I’ve talked to quite a lot of people here. 😂
And I can genuinely say daghan jod ug tarong kastorya diri. It really is a matter of filtering and knowing who’s worth continuing a conversation with. Not everyone is weird, dry, or looking for something shady. There are actually people here who can hold a decent conversation and know how to be respectful.
In fact, I’ve already had SOP with four guys from here, and honestly, all four were good and respectful. No drama, no weird behavior, just genuinely good conversations and good vibes. So I guess my experience has been pretty decent so far. 😂
Maybe that’s the thing with communities like this, you just have to filter through a LOT before you find the people who actually match your wavelength. And once you do, surprisingly, there are some pretty good people here.
(Lol, not an invite. Just sharing my experience.)
This ate is so tired and needs lambing.
Me: short girl but quite chunky, working professional experiencing burnout, sedentary lifestyle
You: preferably someone tall like 5’8 and up, big boy, willing to lend an ear
got home from work lang and not yet sleepy 😭
I’m not looking for anything. I just want to give a huge salute to guys na real eater. You guys are the best mwa mwa
Yoww, I’m back again with another silly story hahaha
I just turned 27, and honestly, I’m really grateful for how life has been lately. But here’s a funny little milestone: at 26, I finally experienced what a real orgasm actually feels like. Kana bitawng mangurog naka 😭😂
And the hardest part? Once maka-feel naka unsay orgasm, magpangita diay ka. At this age, strange kaayo akong gibati kay mura bitaw kog ma-boang if I go a whole week without sex
The funny part is, the first person I experienced this with was my long-term FUBU. So basically, maghulat rajud ko kung kanus-a ko niya i-invite for sex. LMAO. Ginoo ko, naunsa naman ta ani
We met around February, and grabe, nagka-dugay mi, nagka-wild naman nuon ko. And nagkadugay, lights on na pud mi, which is funny kay di jud ko ganahan ug lights on before. Pero iba talaga pag maka-feel naka’g orgasm di na mag-matter if naay suga or wala. Char HAHAHA. 😭
I also realized how much foreplay matters. My ex was never really into it he was more of a “let’s get straight to it” kind of guy so I never really understood how much of a difference it could make.
With my FUBU, though, he’s a morning person, and apparently morning sex hits different. Girls, nindota lagi sa akong mood after. Bahalag kalagot na akong mga kauban, traffic, saba akong mga igsuon, or life itself is testing me after morning sex, mura kog bag-o gi-panganak HAHAHA
But honestly, this whole FUBU setup was unexpected for me. I never thought I’d end up in this kind of arrangement. We actually met because of something I posted here during one of my more vulnerable moments, and somehow, that’s how we ended up knowing each other
I also realized that people eventually move on. Maybe he’s already looking for someone new, someone “fresher” or whatever. Hahaha. And honestly? If he already found someone else, okay ra. I’m chill. No big deal. Mura pud tag batig nawng dah 😝
But I think this might be my first and last FUBU era. At least I can officially say I finally experienced an orgasm. 😂
And I learned a lot about myself too. I realized that sex can really affect your emotions and your attachment to someone, especially when you’re comfortable with them. I also learned that attraction and availability can make people make very different choices than you’d expect. Char HAHAHA.
So, starting this mid-year, no more dick for me. I’m taking a break from sex and going celibate for a while.
More importantly, I’ve realized I need to be more careful about sexual health. We weren’t always practicing safe sex, and that honestly scares me now. Especially when I accidentally saw something on his phone that made me realize he might be looking for other girls who are more his type too. So yeah… end of the FUBU era bahalag mingawon ko sa iyaha HAHAHAHA
No regrets, though. It taught me a lot not just about sex, but about myself, boundaries, attachment, and how I want to handle things moving forward.
Girls, protect yourselves, please. Get tested, communicate with your partners, and whenever possible, use condoms. Your peace of mind is worth it.
Girls, always keep this in mind: some boys will still go hunting for other girls even when you’re already good to them. You can be buotan, available, loyal, and make them feel like they’re the only one you’re sleeping with, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll stop looking elsewhere.
Maybe it’s an ego thing for some men, the more girls they can attract, the bigger the ego boost. Meanwhile, kita mga girls, makuntento naman gud ta kung kinsay naa and if we genuinely like someone, we tend to focus on that one person. Sadly, not everyone thinks the same way.
So ayaw jud mo pag-assume nga just because you’re good to someone, they’ll automatically choose you and stop looking around. Protect your peace, protect your body, and know your worth. Char, gikan pa jud ni sa personal experience ha
Anyway, mao ra to. 😂
Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
RIP to my FUBU era. You will be remembered. 🫡
I need to get fuck
To the fking bitch from CDO,
I hope this message gets to you. You have no idea what you just got into. I don’t want to blame you and I blame my bf for it.
But boy do I want to blame you for messaging that mf randomly one night just because you were fking horny. It was all going well but I know that this dickhead couldn’t also control himself lmao. Pathetic. I know you checked in a bnb in Cebu IT Park Avida Towers. 05/25/26. You messaged him late at night while he was playing games. I caught him book a ride to and from yours AHHA. Fucking shit man.
I know that you’re on insta, because you messaged him there. I also know that you met him years ago on reddit before me and his previous but never met up. Since I wasn’t able to get your handle I fking hope that this gets to you.
And i’m letting this out so I can get some closure and have my answers. I just want to let you know how much of this shit has affected me mentally and physically. I hope karma does it’s work to those people who hurt me. I have so much anger for him and you, but can you actually blame me? Fk no hahah. I just fucking hate that you had to go for mine. Well if you can take him, he’s all yours. GOOOO AHEAD. Lol I don’t want that easy mf.
FK YOU BITCH AND TO THAT ASSWIPE CUNT.
kinsay naay 5-6" tool dira kay atong suwayan. ayaw tawn mo pagdinaw, maluoy mos uyamot 😔
You already HAD a girl aka me, and if I hadn’t opened this app for reasons unrelated to this sub and coincidentally come across ur post, I would’ve been completely oblivious and might have already gotten myself entangled in a promiscuous setup
JUST BE UPFRONT AND HONEST!!! This also goes for girls, just be nice, respectful,and honest. It’s not that hard. If exclusive then so be it. If open relationship, aw inyo nana ayaw ko damaya.
The dudes here are either very very thirsty it comes off as cringe already or just straight up spawns of satan. its so hard to find a decent, nice, cultured, and EXCLUSIVE guy. Purposely made a new account just to rant this shit . Fuck all the liars.
Be careful everyone! There are a lot of scammers/sextortionists on here! Always make sure to be skeptical and ask for verification, Don't let your second head do all the thinking. There are still a couple of them being rampant around this sub and other similarly aligned subs with changed teegee usernames and different reddit accounts.
As for this post. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OKPARFAIT USER, BLOCK AND REPORT!
It posted this:
"Heyyya please read carefully before dming me cuz I hate repeating things
Here for vacation btw and I only speak english. Looking for obedient and freaky guys who can do public freaky and more preferably older and taken but single and same age or not that old is fine. UPVTE MY POST IF YOU WANT ME TO RESPOND. I DON'T SHARE MY SOCIALS OR ANY MESSAGING APP IF YOU CAN'T SHOW ME WYLL HERE!!
I am on birth control btw and I prefer doing public bathroom fun firstor car fun or parking lot fun".
I like men in uniform so if you from ATENEO DE CEBU, USJR, CIT, CDU, USC, VELEZ and more hmu and maybe I can help manage your stress from your academics iykyk".
REPORT AND BLOCK!