I wanna start eating turds, and i have some questions, about the taste, safety and aftertaste
I (M19) wanna start eating, at the moment i had 3 experiences with tasting, but not really eating.
The first one was a while ago, i smeared myself and decided to try a bit for discovering what my shit actually tastes like, it didn't make me puke or gag at all but it was really bad
The second one was kinda the same, but it was a bit less disgusting.
And the third one i actually had a small turd in my mouth but the fact of looking at the corn in it made me not like it and also the taste was as bad as the first time
So, here are my questions:
1- How can i make my poop taste (and it's possible smell) better? (Or at least more tolerable) Wich foods or habits can help? Wich foods should i avoid that make it taste worse?
2- It won't make me sick, won't it? Getting infected with E. Coli doesn't look fun at all. As long as it's not diarrhea and it has a normal brown color it is relatively safe? Is there an amount limit for how many poop i can eat in a day or a week?
3- how can i deal with the aftertaste? How much should i wait till i can wash my teeth with my brush? Should i use another brush? I heard that burps are gross, how much do they last before i get normal burps again?