Gentlemen, please use your brains.
Dude, I don't get it. I spend all day answering stupid questions—stuff they could figure out themselves if they just read the ad—but this is the last straw. My ad clearly states that I only do *incall* and specifies my location, yet people ask me where I am every single day. When I give them the address, they go, "Oh no, that's too far; I thought you were over here," or "I thought you were over there." Like, what the fuck? But anyway, this moron asks where I am, says he's at such-and-such place—claiming it's not that far—and asks me to send the address. I send it, and he goes, "Okay, so how does it work? Do you come here, or do I have to go there?"
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I also told him, "I work until X p.m.," and he goes, "I don't get it—like, is that when you get home?" And I’m just like, "No, you idiot, that’s when I finish work and turn off my phone."