u/Appropriate-Bike9301

We all have needs.  Desires.  Wants.  It’s all part of the human experience.  One of mine is that I love the intimacy of a good muff dive.  I’ve been told I’m VERY good at this.  I want to share my skills with you.  I assumed all men were good at muff diving, but I’ve learned that’s sadly not the case.

You’re juggling a lot in life, we all are. Work, family, obligations. You don’t have time to swipe endlessly, go on awkward coffee dates, or invest in something that may or may not lead anywhere.

I’m in my 50s (how’d that happen?), professional, emotionally grounded, and discreet. Physically, I’m white, average height, brown hair, blue eyes, average build, big smile. Sexually, I’m a giver, clean, recently tested, and snipped.  

Let me take the lead on this.  Just enjoy yourself.  Communication goes a long way.  Let yourself be the center of attention.  No expectations, no pressure, and no one ever has to know.  Your discretion is absolutely assured.  I love the softer, slower side of intimacy; touching, teasing, making out, exploring you, teasing you, tasting you, pillow talk, round two, switching positions, after-care. I love it all.

You want to feel wanted again, to feel that spark.  You want to be a little selfish. You’re STD free, drug free, light drinker. Fun, present, and discreet.  I’m open to age.  Maybe you need some “me” time.  Or maybe you just really need this.

Introduce yourself.  Say “hi!”.  Give me a few tips on how to make this a great experience.  What’s one thing you’re too shy to ask for?  What’s one thing you really enjoy?

I might be free late tonight for one late night. just looking for something discreet, respectful, disease free, and fun. be clean and fun. you will need to host. I’ve been told I’m very good at this!

I am 5 foot 9, average build, tested clean, safe, discreet, and enjoy sharing and giving. open to age and whatnot, but must be clean and safe! happy to share pics

happy to share more! likely 11pm to 3am or something tonight.

You’re juggling a lot. Work, family, obligations. You don’t have time to swipe endlessly, go on awkward coffee dates, or invest in something that may or may not lead anywhere.

But maybe, just maybe...you have time to be kissed slowly. Touched deliberately. Explored fully.

You’d like to be the only thing someone is focused on for a few hours. No pressure to perform. No expectations to meet. Just pleasure. Just for you.

I’m 55. Professional. Emotionally grounded. Discreet. I’m clean and recently tested. Physically, I'm 5-9, white, short brown hair, blue eyes, 175 lbs, no tattoos and nice teeth!

I love giving pleasure. I love making someone feel truly wanted. That's my pleasure. I've been told I'm very good at this.

Even if it’s just once. No expectations, no pressure, and no one ever has to know.

If you're intrigued, just say Hi. It's just a chat, right?