u/AstronomerGloomy4327

Yes, you read that right. The heart of the Cumberland Valley Chambersburg, PA lol. If you're taking i-81 and need a break this weekend or maybe you're actually a local (which would be shocking) then maybe we can work something out.

Short King (5'4") and a dadbod but I'll at least make it the funniest hookup you've ever had. Which is.... Something I guess. Glasses, facial hair, and decently long dark blonde and curly hair. Any more questions? No PO box but I do take DMs.

Someone who wants to be filled to the brim and then some. Would love host and can do it tonight

Two? Three? Four? Until my dick goes raw? Ok, maybe don't do that I'd really not like to have that but just prior to that would be pretty cool, ngl

Metaphorically of course I'm not paying for anything so I'm begging the scammers to fuck off. But I'm still not sure if anyone looking for a guy that isn't 6'5" and 8" is actually real. If you are maybe we can figure something out. Or you can ghost me. That's an option too

If you think you're hot shit maybe you just need to feel a palm print on your face.... Then your ass afterward

Someone who wants to be filled to the brim and then some. Would love host and can do it tonight

Two? Three? Four? Until my dick goes raw? Ok, maybe don't do that I'd really not like to have that but just prior to that would be pretty cool, ngl

Is this anything? Is there anyone who has a great bush that I can lose myself in? Who knows!

I'm a simple man. I see those big, wire rimmed glasses and my neurons activate. So does something else but that's besides the point.

It'll be our little secret. Just show up, put on the blindfold, and then you'll get let in. Whatever happens after is your.....and my choosing.

And then maybe get out of them with some quick thinking but who knows

Free AND beneficial? Well that's certainly a bargain. The only caveat is you have to come at least 50% off for it to work. Is that doable?

I'm a simple man. I see those big, wire rimmed glasses and my neurons activate. So does something else but that's besides the point.

Just walk up to my door and there's a blindfold hanging on it. You put it on and you're let in before you're in for a night of all the senses except sight.

You can see my dick beforehand. Think of it as a glory hole with extra steps. And yes, it's very much about you, too. It's not just submission to the all mighty cock or anything like that.

Simple things, you know? Hell, maybe you can even do it tonight if you're local and get back to me before I fall asleep!

Just walk up to my door and there's a blindfold hanging on it. You put it on and you're let in before you're in for a night of all the senses except sight.

You can see my dick beforehand. Think of it as a glory hole with extra steps. And yes, it's very much about you, too. It's not just submission to the all mighty cock or anything like that.

Free AND beneficial? Well that's certainly a bargain. The only caveat is you have to come at least 50% off for it to work. Is that doable?

Sit on my face? Or maybe my cock? There's plenty of options and I'd like to hear what you want the most.

The painting is my favorite part, tbh. Then maybe we might just have to take a shower to clean it all off. What do you think?

Free AND beneficial? Well that's certainly a bargain. The only caveat is you have to come at least 50% off for it to work. Is that doable?