u/AvocadoFabulous6907

So lately I've been trying some intermittent fasting, only eating between 11am-3pm, and trying to get a nice lean shredded look for the summer. To stop my cravings, and try and not break my fast, my meals have consisted of lots of coffee (I'm a bit of a coffeehead, yes), and protein (1 gram per lb of bodyweight). While I feel satiated, I can't help but feel super bloated and gassy after my meal, and it literally doesn't stop AT ALL! It's so embarrassing, walking through public needing to fart 24/7, having to spread my ass to the side to try and make it silent, but it still comes out loud...ugh...

All of this to say, It would be a wonderful experience to have someone to be my little fart muffler...maybe get a good whiff of my smelly farts and ass after a long day, to spare me some embarrassment, and maybe even bring us some pleasure 🤭

Does anyone else wish to find a partner who likes gas? For me, I have always sort of struggled in this fetish, while I have talked to other people online who like gas as much as I do, it's hard to make a good connection.

My dream would be to have a girlfriend, and after a long day, and cooking a nice meal together, I straddle her nose between my ass, and let my nasty gas penetrate her nostrils. We both giggle, maybe things get a bit more serious and I get a little rough, grinding my ass in her face, telling her to sniff all my gas up and lick me good, but afterwards, we cuddle up in bed, the occasional toot still slipping out.

I hope I can find this one day, but for now, I guess I'm just stuck dreaming. Anyone else have similar interests??